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King Hadas Feb 22nd, 2010 09:35 PM

You know how old people like to jar everything, or those types of people who cook an entire month's worth of dinners in one setting and then stores them for later. Someone sees that they've canned the stuff at the supermarket and thinks "why can't I do that?"

I'll admit it though, I don't know nothing about salsa. I remember my Sex Ed teacher back in JR high putting special emphasis on the dangers of homemade salsa in relation to how yeast infections work or something.

executioneer Feb 22nd, 2010 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 673575)
Why the hell would you can homemade salsa rather than serve it immediately? That's like making up a batch of chile con queso, pouring it into empty preserves jars and trying to store it in the cupboard


I'm honestly not trying to be a dick here, I'm befuddled

my mom makes seriously excellent canned (jarred? it's in jars) salsa and i've never gotten botulism from it

i'd go almost so far as to say it's better than any fresh salsa i've ever had, too

Pub Lover Feb 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Hadas (Post 673579)
I remember my Sex Ed teacher back in JR high putting special emphasis on the dangers of homemade salsa in relation to how yeast infections work or something.

That sounds more like a lesson of "Don't put salsa down your pants."

kahljorn Feb 22nd, 2010 10:12 PM

i love the dollar menu salads at el polo loco.

people jar their own food cause they hate you.

Tadao Feb 22nd, 2010 10:33 PM


<3<3<3<3<3

Colonel Flagg Feb 22nd, 2010 10:40 PM

Missed it by THAT much. :(

Tadao Feb 22nd, 2010 10:46 PM

Ok
Ugg
Boot
Delete

Pub Lover Feb 23rd, 2010 09:48 AM

Woo for the I-Bapery skin. ;D

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 23rd, 2010 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 673576)
I've seen El Pollo Loco clean defeather a chicken in the old days, but I've never seen them make a batch of guac. It probably comes canned from the home office.

Probably someone's office at home....upstairs.

Guitar Woman Feb 23rd, 2010 12:41 PM

Quote:

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Guitar Woman Feb 23rd, 2010 12:43 PM

Fuck, in a few months I'll have been posting here for 6 years.

WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY LIFE

The Leader Feb 23rd, 2010 03:00 PM

Not much, evidently. :\

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2010 03:26 PM

I have had the same debt collection people harassing me for the better part of 2 years now, despite me assuring them that my name is not Greg and that I do not have the boat that he apparently stopped paying for.

Apparently Greg, whoever he is, gave some boat dealer my cellphone number and now he has a free boat >:

They've said they removed me from their list twice now...I think one more call and we're in cease-and-desist letter territory.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 23rd, 2010 04:41 PM

That's a great grift though.

bigtimecow Feb 23rd, 2010 05:03 PM

my girlie got me this ill hoodie for my birthday

<3

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2010 05:05 PM

did you get sucked off too? ;)

bigtimecow Feb 23rd, 2010 05:44 PM

NOT YET

gonna see if she'll spend the night sometime this week though

SCHOOL/WORK/NOT LIVING ALONE :( IS A BITCH

elx Feb 23rd, 2010 05:57 PM

yap

Esuohlim Feb 23rd, 2010 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 673693)
my girlie got me this ill hoodie for my birthday

Did you get the Urkel that came with it :hat

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2010 09:05 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the...reenshots-nsfw


kahljorn Feb 23rd, 2010 09:53 PM

im more concerned with wtfs up with that fools lips

Dimnos Feb 23rd, 2010 10:18 PM

Oh god I havnt :lol that hard in a while.

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2010 11:17 PM

WHo the fuck is Jake Cummins aka captainjakedness?

executioneer Feb 23rd, 2010 11:22 PM

one of jonathan clements bffs i think

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2010 11:24 PM

Ah, he is also Lord Lonic. He wants me to join his facebook. He's a fgt.


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