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RaNkeri Apr 21st, 2010 02:05 PM

:lol

didn't know you guys knew finnish spitz

Babs Apr 21st, 2010 03:24 PM

The question is can you draw a homeless man urinating on himself?

Kitsa Apr 21st, 2010 04:29 PM

I am learning firsthand about this vast, unholy Army of Mommies out there and I do not like them. >:

Can people not have a kid without losing their fucking minds?

Chojin Apr 21st, 2010 04:48 PM

189.8 pounds today

i haven't been in the 180s for 6 years ;<

Goal is 175, ain't gonna take no time at all son

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2010 06:07 PM

I weigh like 145. Are you going to stand by let a twitchy little twerp like me get the best of you?

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2010 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 681528)
THEN ADD IN DETAIL NOW THAT DOESN"T LOOK GREAT BECAUSE I SHITTED IT OUT IN FIVE SECONDS BUT THE ONE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT BY MAKING THE TOP TWO COILS ARC UPWARD, THE MIDDLE ONE BASICALLY STAY STRAIGHT AND THE BOTTOM COILS ARC DOWNWARD, YOU SHOW THAT YOU HAVE A GRASP OF PERSPECTIVE BETWEEN THAT AND THE DETAILING YOU WILL BASICALLY GET A FREE PASS AS LONG AS THE VERTICAL SIDES STAY MORE OR LESS STRAIGHT (THOUGH CORRECTIONS WILL BE GIVEN IF THIS IS AN ART CLASS, JUST NOD AND GO "AH! I GET IT")

Thanks for the help Gus but it was for an engineering class so it had to look PERFECT and dimensionally correct from a trimetric point of view. I HASTILY DREW A BUNCH OF LOOPS

Grislygus Apr 21st, 2010 06:18 PM

Milhouse I'm going to pretend that you didn't just lie about your weight so I can have keep this mental image of you as a tiny bobbleheaded dwarf with the head of Alan Ruck circa Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2010 06:38 PM

And I'M going to pretend that I'm fucking your Jewish ex-girlfriend

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2010 06:48 PM

And now I'm drawing a swastika on her forehead with my cum

Fathom Zero Apr 21st, 2010 06:52 PM

But that's not nice!

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2010 06:59 PM

I didn't TRY to draw it, it's just how it came out :rolleyes

Colonel Flagg Apr 21st, 2010 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 681544)
189.8 pounds today

i haven't been in the 180s for 6 years ;<

Goal is 175, ain't gonna take no time at all son

Fuck me. Now I have to go on a diet, if only so I can state I weigh less than Eric.

Godammit, those cookies looked good, too. >:

Colonel Flagg Apr 21st, 2010 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 681543)
I am learning firsthand about this vast, unholy Army of Mommies out there and I do not like them. >:

Can people not have a kid without losing their fucking minds?

I think so, but I believe they are in the vast minority.

I've been dealing with the PTO mommies as my daughter navigates the first grade, and I hate nearly every single one of them. They are always trying to "one-up" the other with their baked goods, crafty-poo shit for class, chaperoning all the field trips and generally being the goody-two-shoes you KNOW they were in grade school. The kids that always got the gold stars and got to clean the erasers.

YO I CAN BAKE TOO BUT I HAVE TO EARN A LIVING I DONT HAVE A SUGAR MOMMY WHO ALLOWS ME TO SIT AROUND AND PLAN MY DAY AROUND MY 6-YEAR-OLD'S SCHEDULE.

Grislygus Apr 21st, 2010 10:14 PM

holy fuck I can't remember the last time I actually laughed at something posted around here, but eshuolim you almost made me spit out my drink

Sam Apr 21st, 2010 10:22 PM

I BET IT WAS SOMETHING I POSTED THAT MADE YOU LAUGH LAST TIME.

Grislygus Apr 21st, 2010 10:29 PM

I actually can't think of a better possible candidate :eek

elx Apr 22nd, 2010 12:10 PM

happy earth day :)

Esuohlim Apr 22nd, 2010 12:58 PM

I'm going to litter the fuck out of this stupid planet

King Hadas Apr 22nd, 2010 02:44 PM

I often defecate on earth. Does that make me a bad person?

Dimnos Apr 22nd, 2010 02:54 PM

Its called fertilizing, its a good thing I think.

Zhukov Apr 22nd, 2010 03:14 PM

Human feces is low in nitrogen and phosphorus compared to other animals, and higher in harmful bacteria. So it's not so good as fertiliser.

I actually get asked that a lot at work.

RaNkeri Apr 22nd, 2010 03:54 PM

Urine would be more efective

RaNkeri Apr 22nd, 2010 03:55 PM

Unless it's frozen

The Leader Apr 22nd, 2010 05:31 PM

And pushed through a mail slot.

Dimnos Apr 22nd, 2010 05:33 PM

Nitpickers. :rolleyes


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