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elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:25 AM

LIKE I'D EVER TAKE MY BUREAUCRATICAL LEGS INTO YOUR ROOM

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:31 AM

noo :(

Grislygus Apr 27th, 2010 03:31 AM

BullSHIT you showed off your legs around these parts. And aren't you underage anyway? That could get Pub and Zhukov beaten and arrested by rogue Australians

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:31 AM

ELX DOESN'T CARE ABOUT OUR FOREIGN MEMBERS, WHAT A TERRIBLE PERSON SHE IS.

Grislygus Apr 27th, 2010 03:32 AM

spoke too soon. RUN, PUB, RUN, THE AUSTRALIAN TITMEN WILL GET TO YOU FIRST BECAUSE THEY HATE YOUR PEOPLE

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:33 AM

OK BACK TO THE REAL ISSUE HERE WHICH IS YOU ILLEGALLY IMPERSONATING AN OFFICIAL

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:34 AM

Elx just called me a n*gger in PM, I can't believe this, how offensive that she would use such a hateful word.

Grislygus Apr 27th, 2010 03:35 AM

HEY KIDS: if you're going to get beaten, arrested and raped by any one nationality, avoid the Australians because they will call you "Sheila" and that's embarrassing

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 03:37 AM

Elx is ok here, age wise, and too old in New Zealand.


Have to say though, I'm leaning towards Sam in this one.

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:37 AM

yeah well sam is the one that gave my aim address to jonathan clement

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:42 AM

You two deserve each other.

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 03:43 AM

At first I thought that was a nasty thing to do, but it seems like Sam had the best of intentions, so I can't really fault him.

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:44 AM

I was thinking of the happiness of others the entire time.

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 03:50 AM

SAM

- Cares for international members
- Great legs
- Tries very hard to set up couples


ELX

- No delegation to Tasmania, whose main export is i-mockery posts
- Refuses to show legs (must assume they are bad)
- Spoils Sam's attempts at setting her up romantically.

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:53 AM

you're no match maker, you're just a shamless dream stealer, first me, and now tadao! where will it end? are you going to take cheese puffs from wiffles, beer from 10k and pens from grislygus?


A DARK STORM IS APPROACHING THESE BOARDS

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 682176)
SAM

- Cares for international members
- Great legs
- Tries very hard to set up couples


ELX

- No delegation to Tasmania, whose main export is i-mockery posts
- Refuses to show legs (must assume they are bad)
- Spoils Sam's attempts at setting her up romantically.

AND YOUU MISTER, you're just trying to see my legs BUT UNLIKE SAM i am a PROFESSIONAL

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:58 AM

No, my dear friends Wiffles, Bill, and Greasygus will remain in possession of their loved objects.

YOU, HOWEVER, WOULD STEAL GUITAR WOMAN AND FEET FROM SEVEN FORCE AND THAT IS A CRIME. >:

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 03:58 AM

OH GREAT ZHUKOV, NOW ELX IS ACCUSING YOU OF BEING A CHILD MOLESTER/SEXUAL PREDATOR.

SHE'S OBVIOUSLY A GREAT PERSON :rolleyes

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 682178)
AND YOUU MISTER, you're just trying to see my legs BUT UNLIKE SAM i am a PROFESSIONAL

Well I never. A few pages ago I would have been one of your leading supporters. It's a shame to see good, decent people fall from grace.

Know that my entire nation is now, sadly, against you politically. :(

elx Apr 27th, 2010 04:08 AM

YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO UNDERMINE MY POSITION

Zomboid Apr 27th, 2010 04:16 AM

Sam changed his title? I guess I'd better change mine too, SEEING AS HOW IT'S ONLY REPRESENTATIVE OF HALF OF THE TEAM.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2010 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 682177)
you're no match maker, you're just a shamless dream stealer, first me, and now tadao!

I feel that I won that debate as he has yet to reply to the accusations against him.

ELX has my vote, she can draw.

elx Apr 27th, 2010 04:19 AM

sam has abandoned his other duties? that shows us his true character. he's only in this for the win.

elx Apr 27th, 2010 04:23 AM

as class president, i hereby appoint tadao as the future moderator of the philosophy board.
congratulations!

and zomboid, i will work to find you a new unicorn so that your team may be completed once again.

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 04:38 AM

God damnit.


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