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elx May 5th, 2010 12:44 AM

yes she did and she's the scary traileryparky butch kind :(


and you guys have terrible dealing-with-lesbian tactics, you'd all be the first attacked by the angry feminists :(

Dimnos May 5th, 2010 12:58 AM

Ask if she would like to relax in the hot tub and enjoy a Tom Collins .

Zhukov May 5th, 2010 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 683967)
yes she did and she's the scary traileryparky butch kind :(


and you guys have terrible dealing-with-lesbian tactics, you'd all be the first attacked by the angry feminists :(

Talk to her about hot boys. Let it be known that you are going out to dinner with your boyfriend.

Also, when did YOU get a job?!

kahljorn May 5th, 2010 04:24 AM

basically, treat her like you would a stupid ugly dude ;(

executioneer May 5th, 2010 05:26 AM

pepper spray right in the vagina

executioneer May 5th, 2010 05:31 AM

wait this isn't the how to get a dog to respect you thread n/m

Zhukov May 5th, 2010 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 683967)
yes she did and she's the scary traileryparky butch kind :(

Well, would any other kind change things for you?

The Leader May 5th, 2010 10:20 AM

GUYS I THINK ELX IS HOMOPHOBIC :O

Zhukov May 5th, 2010 10:26 AM

Normally I would jump at the chance to jokingly agree with you, but I think I am in the bad books so I wont.

Dimnos May 5th, 2010 11:55 AM

I thought you were the only guy in the good books?

Colonel Flagg May 5th, 2010 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 683967)
yes she did and she's the scary traileryparky butch kind :(

Then she broke the law and should be fired. Talk to your supervisor - if that doesn't work talk to HR.

Or is she the owner? In this case, quit. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost May 5th, 2010 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 683967)
yes she did and she's the scary traileryparky butch kind :(


and you guys have terrible dealing-with-lesbian tactics, you'd all be the first attacked by the angry feminists :(

My co-ed softball team is awesome though. I think my friend Joe is the only 100% straight person on the team.

We are Team Uruguay.

Zhukov May 5th, 2010 01:42 PM

Wait, hitting on co-workers is against the law over there? Shit, is it against the law here? Flirting with certain women at work is my raison de vivre... oh man, now you've got me worried that they are only pretending to like it or something and are actually extremely uncomfortable :(

Anyway, Elx if it's constant, and you make it clear that you are not interested, take Flagg's advice.

10K that's an awesome name :lol

Grislygus May 5th, 2010 07:38 PM

THE FUCK, I don't get to Sam's posters in time so now Tadao's turns into a mod :eek

I suck at internet responsibilities :( THAT GODDAMNED REAL LIFE IS FUCKING MY SHIT UP

Grislygus May 5th, 2010 07:42 PM

Jesus fuck, and while I was gone pub came back with a vengeance and elx started talking about being harassed by lesbian coworkers, and once I log on everything cool stops happening. I think my presence might be a plague, guys

Tadao May 5th, 2010 07:46 PM

I BET YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE GIRLS

Grislygus May 5th, 2010 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 683903)
DON' GO FORGETTIN' DA BBQ SAUCE Y'ALL


frigging ultra-euros; can't tell the difference between rednecks and black people. That's only a problem in ATLANTA, genius

The appropriate mock-response would be along the lines of

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 683903)
GAWDAM BOY, YOU TELLIN' ME YOU WAS FIXIN' TO SET THAT OUT WITHOUT THE SAUCE?! YOU AS DUMB AS A BAG A HAMMERS, MAEYNARD. GITCHER SORRY ASS OVER TO THE COSTCO AND GIT SOME A THEM BUCKETS O' TATER SALAD AN SLAW, I'LL WATCH THE PIG. AN GIT SOME MORE BIER WHILE YER AT IT. SHEE-IT.


Grislygus May 5th, 2010 08:01 PM

TADAO YOU'RE JUST PICKING ON ME BECAUSE I'M NOT DEDICATED ENOUGH TO BE MODERATOR MATERIAL

Grislygus May 5th, 2010 08:04 PM

except Art Shit mod, but being named moderator of Art Shit is like having someone tape a yellow paper star to your shirt and saying that you're special

Pub Lover May 5th, 2010 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 684192)
Jesus fuck, and while I was gone pub came back with a vengeance

Today, I am mostly thinking this thread is better to read without me. ;)

MarioRPG May 5th, 2010 08:17 PM

I think I got a sunburn. This should not happen in Canadian May.

Grislygus May 5th, 2010 08:32 PM

Wasn't Canadian May that movie where Quebecan teenagers fought off the French helicopters while Jennifer Connelly had sex with Michelle Pfeiffer

Grislygus May 5th, 2010 08:33 PM

It should be

Grislygus May 5th, 2010 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 684201)
Today, I am mostly thinking this thread is better to read without me. ;)

How am I supposed to annoy you in person if you decide to not be in person? JERK

Grislygus May 5th, 2010 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 684200)
but being named moderator of Art Shit is like having someone tape a yellow paper star to your shirt and saying that you're special

and you just happen to be a small two-fingered monkey with cerebral palsy


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