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Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 03:42 PM

all right so i'm moving, like, immediately. i have to find a place to live that allows pets and isn't in a trailer park, and i have to spend a lot of time cleaning and packing.

but the worst part is that i have to figure out how to move all this shit elsewhere without any fucking money.

Shyandquietguy Aug 13th, 2011 04:11 PM

Womti, shut up.

@Aaarg, dang man, that sucks. How "no money" are we talkin'? Like if you had a trailer hitch but not enough money to afford a trailer no money?

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 04:16 PM

like i'm going to have to have my dad send me money so i can afford the gas to get to the new place no money, haha.

when you're low on funds and you unexpectedly have to spend 400 bucks or not have hot water for an indefinite period of time, you get fucked!

also apparently i only have a hitch receiver so even to rent a trailer i'd have to buy a hitch! whoops!

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 04:40 PM

Bury it like it's treasure and them come back and dig it up with your kid.

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 04:49 PM

never!

Shyandquietguy Aug 13th, 2011 05:04 PM

WEll since you have the new address you can just mail it there!

Let THEM worry about it bro!

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 05:12 PM

wait what? haha

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 06:03 PM

:lol Sam never heard the word 'fingerpoppin' before.

Sam Aug 13th, 2011 06:05 PM

I'VE NEVER HEARD IT CALLED "FINGERPOPPIN" BEFORE, IT WAS ALWAYS JUST "KNUCKLEBUSTIN" OR "FINGERBANGIN"

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 06:06 PM

FINGERBANGING IS TOO BLAH, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Sam Aug 13th, 2011 06:07 PM

I GUESS I JUST COME FROM SIMPLER TIMES.

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 06:08 PM

DO NOT GET ME WRONG, SAM - I WOULD NEVER DOUBT YOUR TEENAGE SEXUAL PROWESS

Sam Aug 13th, 2011 06:10 PM

NO ONE PROWLS AS GOOD AS ME WHEN TEENAGE SEXINESS IS INVOLVED.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 06:12 PM

Fingerpoppin? I guess if you bend you finger and pull it out real fast it might make a pop noise.

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 06:13 PM

It's worse - it has to do with the cherry.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 06:15 PM

Oh! I always only got sloppy seconds after my dad. :(

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 06:20 PM

Tadao, ladies and gentlemen, Tadao. :claps

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 06:26 PM

hahaha awesome

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 06:27 PM

also gross, virgins

give me a gal with experience

Kitsa Aug 13th, 2011 06:52 PM

I need to figure out a halloween costume that will top last year's Stay-Puft because that kicked ass.

Rongi Aug 13th, 2011 08:58 PM



Got started early on my Walter White costume

k0k0 Aug 13th, 2011 09:15 PM

You gonna wear the heisenhat?

Shyandquietguy Aug 13th, 2011 09:19 PM

Silly Rongi, that's for February!

k0k0 Aug 13th, 2011 09:27 PM

Oh, and if you want blue meth to carry around, just make some blue rock candy. That's how they do it in the show.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 737658)
Silly Rongi, that's for February!

:lol


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