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Pub Lover Apr 5th, 2008 11:46 PM
WALK WITHOUT RHYTHM
AND IT WON'T ATTRACT THE WORM

HickMan Apr 5th, 2008 11:47 PM
ridiculous

Pub Lover Apr 5th, 2008 11:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 545741)
guys this is ridiculous
Infraction gained due to having a loser brother; having a great tan; being a stud

Pub Lover Apr 5th, 2008 11:50 PM
IF YOU WALK WITHOUT RHYTHM
AH, YOU NEVER LEARN

Pub Lover Apr 5th, 2008 11:51 PM

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Pub Lover Apr 5th, 2008 11:54 PM

HickMan Apr 5th, 2008 11:54 PM
So I went the the movies forum for only a few minutes to find this

Pub Lover Apr 5th, 2008 11:54 PM

HickMan Apr 5th, 2008 11:55 PM
THIS

Pub Lover Apr 5th, 2008 11:55 PM

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Pub Lover Apr 5th, 2008 11:56 PM





HickMan Apr 5th, 2008 11:56 PM
THIS

Pub Lover Apr 5th, 2008 11:57 PM









Esuohlim Apr 5th, 2008 11:57 PM
Good thing Italian Stereotype doesn't come into this thread because we'd have a murder on our hands :x

Pub Lover Apr 5th, 2008 11:57 PM










HickMan Apr 5th, 2008 11:57 PM
I'm about to puke

Pub Lover Apr 5th, 2008 11:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 545760)
Good thing Italian Stereotype doesn't come into this thread because we'd have a murder on our hands :x
Oh man, I just PMed him ALL OF THIS! :eek

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 12:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 545762)
I'm about to puke
[Images off]

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 12:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 545399)
since I have all anime avatars adblocked it looks like a the fourth of july in here
...

HickMan Apr 6th, 2008 12:01 AM
IT's ok guys i just got an hj

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 12:01 AM
23

HickMan Apr 6th, 2008 12:04 AM
I love you pub lover

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 12:06 AM

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 12:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 545766)
IT's ok guys i just got an hj
A what?
Quote:
Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 545769)
I love you pub lover
Haha! Good one, HotStuff! ;)

liquidstatik Apr 6th, 2008 12:09 AM
handjob :rolleyes

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 12:11 AM
Oh, right. Did she have mouth herpies? Or was it a dude?

HickMan Apr 6th, 2008 12:17 AM
We haven't gone that far yet, dude

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 12:20 AM
Kids today with their rating systems & shit.

JUST DO IT OR DON'T DO IT, IT'S ALL A GODDAMNED SIN.

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 12:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 545754)

way to post a bunch of sevenforce pictures, pub love, oh yeah

fuck you

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 12:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wherebthepie! (Post 545777)
I am an airmen in the united states airforce.with in the last 3 years my mother has fallen ill and cant work i have put my mother and brother in an appartment and i'm tryin to take care of them the best i can but being in the military makes it hard. i'm only getting 350 a check and all of it is gone by the time i pay rent and utilities for my mother. i really need some help to get around the curve because i can't handle it anymore on my own. my brother helps as much as possible but its still not enough. and soon i will be getting put out of the military if i cant keep this under control. and if that happens my family will be homeless again. i greatly appriciate everyone that helps. i'll be posting whenever i can
god bless
Date: April 02th, 2008

Hi I'm the brother that the person above is talking about in the letter. This was posted on a site called digital Charity.com My sister got several response back. Unfortunally all of the reponse were fake money orders. Our situation is bad. Right now my mother is filing for Disability and it is taking really long for them to process it. This is her second time through. I work for 6.15 an hour and i'm still in school. I again i will repeat This Is Not A SCAM! so unless you are actually willing to help please don't post "oh this is so fake don't buy this shit" and shit like that. trust me if this was a scam I think i could come up with a better lie. So thank you for your time You can donate through paypal on digitalcharity.com. Put in the search on the site "IN URGENT NEED I'M SERVING THE US AND THE US ISN'T SERVING ME"
I wouldn't post this up here if this was not real. mainly because mainly u would probally mock me (ok lets face it your gonna mock me anyway) This is real, My family needs help If u help thamk if u don't then spread this around. I'm actually addicted to this site and a come herer everyday to read at least one article. My favrites types are usally the one mocking the educational films. epsically bus nut (that kid fucking scares me!)
Infraction gained due to MAKING ME PISS MY PANTS FROM LAUGH TOO HARD; spam

HickMan Apr 6th, 2008 12:23 AM
:lol

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 12:26 AM
This board is going to need a military subforum.

I wish the food forum was back.

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 12:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 545778)

fuck you
Way to edit your post, GW. :rolleyes

Also, I couldn't find the original Seizure Time. ;(

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 12:29 AM
I HAD TO BACKQUOTE

EDIT: fuck you

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 12:32 AM
I'm sure you can find better people to fuck if you only put in a little effort.

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 12:43 AM

liquidstatik Apr 6th, 2008 12:49 AM
GET ON 4D PUB :(

bigtimecow Apr 6th, 2008 01:03 AM
fuck you guys :-(

Guitar Woman Apr 6th, 2008 01:09 AM

executioneer Apr 6th, 2008 01:26 AM
HALFWAY BETWEEN THE GUTTER AND THE STARS

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 01:29 AM
but mostly in the gutter

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 01:30 AM
we are talking about guitarwoman, right?

also, internet meme, probably: reported, red carded, banned

Guitar Woman Apr 6th, 2008 01:31 AM
I thought you'd appreciate the fact that someone else on the internet shares your photoshop skills and general sense of humor!

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 01:32 AM
I don't find star trek funny, reported again.

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 01:36 AM
http://gprime.net/flash.php/startrekkin

see, not funny

Guitar Woman Apr 6th, 2008 01:38 AM
where do you find this shit D:

Sam Apr 6th, 2008 01:40 AM
THAT IS WHAT YOUR DAD SAID WHEN YOUR MOM BROUGHT YOU HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL! :lol

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 01:41 AM
holy shit, that was good

Sam Apr 6th, 2008 01:43 AM
THAT IS WHAT HIS MOM SAID AFTER SHE SHAT HIM OUT! :lol

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 01:44 AM
heh, shat, just like shatner

star trek sucks

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 01:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 545815)
...skin bridges...
I remember a google image search involving skin bridged dicks & it having something to do with this forum. I must have blocked it from my mind that it was you. :(

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 01:53 AM
I find baseball boring, such is my opinion.

Sethomas Apr 6th, 2008 01:59 AM
In the same way that soccer is what Americans call what's "football" (or a translated form thereof) to the rest of the world, I thought that you guys called baseball "cricket for retards".

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 01:59 AM
cool, disagreements are the spice of life

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 02:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 545832)
In the same way that soccer is what Americans call what's "football" (or a translated form thereof) to the rest of the world, I thought that you guys called baseball "cricket for retards".
I would, except I have never understood Cricket.

Also Soccer is what I call Soccer.

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 02:28 AM
I call it footie

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 02:34 AM
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD!

executioneer Apr 6th, 2008 02:41 AM
i call it fun

Sethomas Apr 6th, 2008 04:06 AM
So, last night when I was out on the town there was a cute girl--not really my type, but having a "type" isn't really a luxury I can afford--who was aggressively throwing herself at me within twenty seconds of conversation. Yes, this raises all kinds of red flags*, but paying attention to those kinds of red flags isn't really a luxury I can afford if I'd like to have membership in the society of the sexually prolific. When we were mutually distracted by other things, I had to go find someone but hoped to find her again later. I did not.

I got inspired to look up her name on MySpace. In terms of name, location, and age, the only profile that matched didn't have any pictures and had the appearance of just being porn spam. If it wasn't porn spam, then that means that the skepticism I apply in assuming something to be porn spam is maligned. Thus, by now I may have denied hundreds of random MySpace friend requests from real live sexy hot local singles.

Left with my understanding of reality in shambles, I can but wonder what may have been.

Colonel Flagg Apr 6th, 2008 09:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 545853)
[...] When we were mutually distracted by other things, I had to go find someone but hoped to find her again later. I did not.
You obviously did not need the nookie that badly.

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 03:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 545853)
Yes, this raises all kinds of red flags*
Me see call to corollary that not be there! What mean?

Sethomas Apr 6th, 2008 03:49 PM
Delayed response.

*
Spoilers!

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 04:00 PM
Oh, Seth's dick! What a card! :lol

Sethomas Apr 6th, 2008 07:18 PM
I've not been one for the spoilers function to this point, but since it's an issue I've considered utilizing this new and exciting message board technology to distinguish between speaking in character and speaking normally.

Spoilers!

Colonel Flagg Apr 6th, 2008 08:44 PM
:lol

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 09:15 PM
not enough pictures are posted in this thread

Post some funny pictures, NO MEMES!
(milhouse do you have the JUMBALAYA picture :()



THE TABLES HAVE TURNED FOR THIS LOVELY COUPLE

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 09:17 PM

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 09:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 546006)
cool

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 09:18 PM
Red X. :rolleyes

Sam Apr 6th, 2008 09:19 PM
WAY TO GO EVERYONE!

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadKennedys (Post 546022)
Hello good sir(s), I have found your website through an internet search engine.

Excuse my rudeness, I am the estranged brother of President Robert Mugabe of our Queen's nation of Zimbabwe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mugabe). Women in our country face many dangers as you may know (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7333844.stm), and here is where you good sir may come in. My lovely daughter needs money for an education and I have a fortune of $39,500,000 (thirty nine point five million american dollars) in an offshore banking account that I cannot access without a trustworthy shareholder. I think in our time together I have grown to trust you. All you must do is send me your bank accounts and social security numbers so that the money can be directly transferred to your name. Thank you and God Bless.
Zimbabwe has never had a Queen. Rhodesia did though.

Rule Britannia. :(

Tadao Apr 6th, 2008 11:35 PM
I'm having serious political homo problems ;[

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 11:36 PM
:lol @ Zimbabwe being near Darfur. :(

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 11:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 546035)
I'm having serious political homo problems ;[
You & Robert Mugabe both. :lol

Tadao Apr 6th, 2008 11:37 PM
Page break pub! Damit!

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 11:38 PM
No, but I'm kinda thankful to the old guy, without him I wouldn't have had at least half of my childhood friends. :eek

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 11:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 546038)
Page break pub! Damit!
Don't worry, I'll just edit one in. ;)

Esuohlim Apr 6th, 2008 11:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546004)
(milhouse do you have the JUMBALAYA picture :()

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 11:50 PM
OMG, New Zealand just sided with China. I hope the US doesn't declare war on our new ally, because that might mean trouble for our navy of two canoes, our air force of a battered Cesna & our army that consists of a rusted-out Holden Commodore & four hippies with potato guns. :eek

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 11:51 PM
Saving that one to my hard drive, I'm going to buy a 12 pack of CD-Rs for copies.

Thanks!

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 11:52 PM
The picture, not Pub's commie sympathist country :rolleyes

Esuohlim Apr 7th, 2008 12:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 546035)
I'm having serious political homo problems ;[


I found this picture too :(

Esuohlim Apr 7th, 2008 12:05 AM


And I can only imagine that I made this as a snarky response to the "What are you reading right now" thread.

Tadao Apr 7th, 2008 12:16 AM
Hahahaha

liquidstatik Apr 7th, 2008 02:34 AM
sup dudes?

liquidstatik Apr 7th, 2008 02:49 AM
COOL

ElPila666 Apr 7th, 2008 04:15 AM
8]

bigtimecow Apr 7th, 2008 10:48 AM
no one's ever on here when i am :( but of course, i'm about to leave class, and the moment i hit reply someone will respond :(

fuck

bigtimecow Apr 7th, 2008 12:34 PM
or not :-/

Hobo Renee Apr 7th, 2008 01:45 PM
EUROPE REPRESENT!

Fat_Hippo Apr 7th, 2008 02:25 PM
Damn straight.

Grislygus Apr 7th, 2008 03:22 PM
I think I might be a patronizing asshole

I've started hanging out with this girl who likes retarded ass claptrap (anime, offender number one), but I find it absolutely adorable that she likes this shit

Grislygus Apr 7th, 2008 03:24 PM
Anyway, no one cares about that
SETHOMAS' NEWEST THREAD ROCKS AND HE NEEDS TO GO ALL DAVID SEDARIS ON LIFE

Pub Lover Apr 7th, 2008 03:26 PM
What is offender number one?

bigtimecow Apr 7th, 2008 03:26 PM
all of seth's threads lately are awesome

he lives an excellent life

bigtimecow Apr 7th, 2008 03:26 PM
pub we just posted at the same time :o

Grislygus Apr 7th, 2008 03:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 546200)
What is offender number one?
ANIME



Hey, maybe that greenday fag should name his crappy band Offender Number One




I'll go tell him


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