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Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2009 02:05 PM

:pagebrak

:brakface

MattJack Apr 29th, 2009 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 626451)

:lol

<3

Zomboid Apr 29th, 2009 08:54 PM

Fuck off with that heart thing >:

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2009 10:12 PM


Dixie Apr 29th, 2009 11:18 PM


Dixie Apr 29th, 2009 11:19 PM


Sam Apr 29th, 2009 11:21 PM

BARRACUDDDAA

Misdemonar Apr 29th, 2009 11:24 PM


The Leader Apr 29th, 2009 11:38 PM


Dr. Boogie Apr 29th, 2009 11:40 PM


Seven Force Apr 29th, 2009 11:41 PM

owen wilson or owen hart?

Zomboid Apr 30th, 2009 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 626595)

Nancy Wilson was so hot :love

AND I PASSED MY DRUG TEST TODAY! :lol

Fathom Zero Apr 30th, 2009 01:43 AM

BREAK OUT THE KEG AND A LADY

Tadao Apr 30th, 2009 01:58 AM


Sam Apr 30th, 2009 10:52 AM

FUCK YOU, SPAMBOT

Dimnos Apr 30th, 2009 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 626604)
Nancy Wilson was so hot :love

So true! Yet....

Quote:

AND I PASSED MY DRUG TEST TODAY! :lol
Such a lie.

MetalMilitia Apr 30th, 2009 01:25 PM

CRAPPYgifs more like!

Kitsa Apr 30th, 2009 01:30 PM

He didn't say whose pee it was.

Zomboid Apr 30th, 2009 02:22 PM

It's true, and it was my own pee! I was pleasantly surprised, cause last summer I tested positive for PCP despite never having seen the stuff. Those urine tests are notorious for false positives, but I haven't smoked pot in quite a while, so yay! :D

Tadao Apr 30th, 2009 02:27 PM

Whilst being a department manager for a grocery store, I learned a lot of things about drug tests and stuff. It's been years but, they only test for like 7 things. It's really expensive. They were thinking about removing PCP and doing a more intense search for Ecstasy. No one does PCP anymore :rolleyes

MetalMilitia Apr 30th, 2009 02:43 PM

PCP is so passé.

Tadao Apr 30th, 2009 02:55 PM

I did it once, Beverly hills cop and Top Secret just came out and we went to a drive in. I spent all of Beverly Hills Cop in the snack bar somehow.

Dimnos Apr 30th, 2009 02:59 PM

I have a friend who once had a drug test come back with false positives on everything. :lol

MetalMilitia Apr 30th, 2009 03:51 PM


Colonel Flagg May 1st, 2009 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 626681)
I spent all of Beverly Hills Cop in the snack bar somehow.

You didn't miss much. :blah

Tadao May 1st, 2009 01:14 AM

It was weird, we put some dust on some opinionated Thai bud. Then I went to the snack bar and had to walk up and down the waves of cement cause they do that so cars park at an upward angle. I bought a hot dog and felt it go all though my stomach system. Then I put a quarter in an arcade game and after I was done went back out and the 2nd movie had just started playing. So I lost like 2 hours somewhere.

I think I wasn't actually playing the game. I bet I was watching the gamestart screen thinking I was playing fr like two hours.

Kitsa May 1st, 2009 05:46 AM

That would have been fun to watch.

All of the anti-drug literature sort of leads you to believe that people go nuts, try to peel off their own skin, etc, but I think mainly they just stare dully at gamestart screens thinking they're playing for 2 hours.

Colonel Flagg May 1st, 2009 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 626753)
Then I put a quarter in an arcade game and after I was done went back out and the 2nd movie had just started playing. So I lost like 2 hours somewhere.

I think I wasn't actually playing the game. I bet I was watching the gamestart screen thinking I was playing fr like two hours.

I hope it wasn't "PONG" - that would mean you were seriously fucked up.

Tadao May 1st, 2009 01:10 PM

It was a pacman style game where you are a robber picking up money bags while cop cars chase you. It had a short lifespan, but it was in every arcade at the time.

Colonel Flagg May 1st, 2009 01:31 PM

Thanks for the information. I feel much better for you. : phew!

Tadao May 1st, 2009 01:47 PM

I know I put a quarter in and I know I was moving the joystick around. I also remember thinking about how awesome I was doing and the cops could never catch me! :lol

Kitsa May 1st, 2009 02:49 PM

I went to an upscale Chinese place for lunch and was struck by how empty it was on a Friday at lunch hour. At the time I was looking around me and thinking, "How is this place so empty? The prices are reasonable and the food tastes great."

Then I came home and had what could conservatively be described as a Traumatic Bathroom Experience. I understand now.

Tadao May 1st, 2009 02:52 PM

I like my kitchens active.

Dimnos May 1st, 2009 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 626793)
I went to an upscale Chinese place for lunch and was struck by how empty it was on a Friday at lunch hour. At the time I was looking around me and thinking, "How is this place so empty? The prices are reasonable and the food tastes great."

Then I came home and had what could conservatively be described as a Traumatic Bathroom Experience. I understand now.

Was it Panda Express?

Kitsa May 1st, 2009 03:03 PM

No, although I had a bad experience with a mall panda express once.

No, this is a local one, but it's obvious the owner sank a ton of money into the place. All of the dishes are detailed with his logo in gold, there are giant Chinese urns on lit pillars and other enormous pieces of Asian art around the place, and there's all the standard trendy frosted glass and floor-to-ceiling slate fountains you'd expect from a pricey place.

The entree was delicious- had the majority of that (veggies in garlic sauce, and a little bit of white rice with it- they didn't have brown), a pot of hot tea, and part of a dessert. My experience was 100% positive until the stomach cramps started :(

To be fair to them, this is the first time it's happened to me and could be an isolated incident, so I won't mention them by name.

Tadao May 1st, 2009 03:20 PM

I wonder if he uses MSG.

Kitsa May 1st, 2009 03:24 PM

could be, but usually stuff heavily laced with it gives me a headache and/or chest pains. None of that this time around.

Babs May 1st, 2009 03:25 PM

Maybe you just have a weak stomach or you started your period.

Kitsa May 1st, 2009 03:30 PM

The world may never know. I think probably the veggies weren't washed, or they had some sort of preservative on them. That's usually what happens.

Babs May 1st, 2009 03:33 PM

His store was maybe just a front just to sabotage the stomachs of American individuals such as yourself. That commie bastard.

Kitsa May 1st, 2009 03:40 PM

it is May Day, I'm not ruling anything out.

Shyandquietguy May 1st, 2009 03:57 PM

I got stomach cramps from a can of Chef Boy Ar Dee ravioli once.

Kitsa May 1st, 2009 04:00 PM

If anything, he'd probably be more of a fascist.

Shyandquietguy May 1st, 2009 04:17 PM

Well shit, just ask them if they have a public restroom. Then you'll know.

Tadao May 2nd, 2009 04:02 AM

Oh man, too much booze and excitement. I have to do a 5k walk for NAMI tomorrow too. I'm gonna puke on a psycho. :puke :x

Colonel Flagg May 2nd, 2009 07:25 AM

My son has a birthday party today. We're going bowling. Teenagers, bowling balls, high fructose corn syrup .... what could go wrong? :eek

Dimnos May 2nd, 2009 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 626933)
My son has a birthday party today. We're going bowling. Teenagers, bowling balls, high fructose corn syrup .... what could go wrong? :eek


Seeing as its not at your house.... Nothing.

Kitsa May 2nd, 2009 09:04 AM

I spent an hour in walmart trying to track down a perfectly reasonable list of things. The bf went to the car and called me angrily after 45 mins, thinking I was...dunno, wandering around drooling or something.

The place is just too fucking big.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 2nd, 2009 09:06 AM

May the 4th is in two days!

WhiteRat May 2nd, 2009 11:04 AM

I'm going to try to wash and clean out my sweet 1995 Camry today for the first time in over a year.

Kitsa May 2nd, 2009 12:34 PM

I had a brainstorm and thought up the perfect mother's day gift for my mother-in-law. Then we went all over the place and couldn't find it.

Dammit!

Misdemonar May 2nd, 2009 12:59 PM

WAS IT DEATH

Kitsa May 2nd, 2009 01:02 PM

I actually like my in-laws.

Tadao May 2nd, 2009 01:31 PM

I ordered my mom so soybean seeds for mothers day. So she can grow me some food and cook it for me.

MetalMilitia May 2nd, 2009 01:47 PM

In Steven Seagal's film Hard to Kill he is awoken from a seven year coma by a nurse placing a kitten on his head. Is this a real medical treatment?

Tadao May 2nd, 2009 01:55 PM

I always wake up when someone shoves their pussy in my face.

Sam May 2nd, 2009 02:03 PM

So, you are saying that if you were in a coma you'd have no chance of waking up? :rolleyes

Tadao May 2nd, 2009 02:05 PM

FUCKYOUSAMYOUBASTARD

MetalMilitia May 2nd, 2009 02:40 PM


Tadao May 2nd, 2009 02:55 PM

He probably woke up be cause she wasn't going to shut up until he did.

Even when you in a coma bitches will talk your fucking ear off.

Colonel Flagg May 2nd, 2009 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 626936)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 626933)
My son has a birthday party today. We're going bowling. Teenagers, bowling balls, high fructose corn syrup .... what could go wrong? :eek

Seeing as its not at your house.... Nothing.

Having experienced the party, I beg to differ. :suicide

Dimnos May 3rd, 2009 11:50 AM

You stuck around? :hypno Your brave and nice. Im a fan of the dump em and run.

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2009 11:52 AM


Tadao May 3rd, 2009 11:58 AM

I haven't heard Slim in years.

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2009 12:01 PM

It sounds more like something Junkie XL would do. I liked it, though.

Dimnos May 3rd, 2009 12:03 PM

Last I had heard of him he was teaming up with the guy from the talking heads.

Tadao May 3rd, 2009 12:05 PM

David Byrne? That's interesting. He would probably sound better working with Eno.

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2009 12:13 PM

That's strange. :eek



I liked Ya Mama's video more.

Tadao May 3rd, 2009 12:15 PM

Hehehe I used to watch that one a lot!

Tadao May 3rd, 2009 12:17 PM


Dimnos May 3rd, 2009 12:17 PM


Tadao May 3rd, 2009 12:20 PM

http://www.davidbyrne.com/here_lies_love/index.php

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2009 12:23 PM

DUDE. AND DIZZEE RASCAL? Wow.

Sam May 3rd, 2009 12:27 PM

WTF IS THIS, SOME KIND OF MUSICAL/YOUTUBE THREAD NOW? :rolleyes

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2009 12:37 PM

BOOTOOB ON A SAM

Tadao May 3rd, 2009 01:32 PM

Why was Durrr put on ban anyways? I hope it was for making totally gay usless threads and he gets an even longer ban.

Sam May 3rd, 2009 04:44 PM

SUP DUDEEEEEEEEEES

kahljorn May 3rd, 2009 04:59 PM

WHAT UP SAMUS?

Sam May 3rd, 2009 05:00 PM

SSSSSTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT T

kahljorn May 3rd, 2009 05:02 PM

YOOOOOO IM ALL OUT OF WHAT UPS. THIS IS THE DICKS.

Tadao May 3rd, 2009 06:51 PM

HAH! No Doubt got Gwen back for a reunion? The should have replaced her commercial ass already.

Kitsa May 3rd, 2009 07:40 PM

I remember the good old days when Lou Dog ripped her dress :(

Tadao May 3rd, 2009 07:59 PM

Ah, back when she was a human being.

Sam May 3rd, 2009 08:00 PM

I remember when she used to be my girl, but now she's famous. :(

Tadao May 3rd, 2009 08:02 PM

She has a girlfriend now.

Sam May 3rd, 2009 08:04 PM

She was just so sweet, now they're falling at her feet. :(

Tadao May 3rd, 2009 08:16 PM

I never thought it would end like this, just because i've got no tits.
I'll shave my legs, I'll wear a bra.
I'll even cut my penis off for you.

Tadao May 3rd, 2009 08:22 PM


Dixie May 3rd, 2009 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 627151)
I never thought it would end like this, just because i've got no tits.
I'll shave my legs, I'll wear a bra.
I'll even cut my penis off for you.

My mom said you need to stop calling her.

Tadao May 3rd, 2009 08:23 PM

That message was meant for your dad!

Dixie May 3rd, 2009 08:54 PM

He likes you, mom is the one you creeped out.

Tadao May 3rd, 2009 09:10 PM

She drew the line after I broke in :(

Dixie May 3rd, 2009 10:04 PM

I told you the dead opossum was a bad idea.

Tadao May 3rd, 2009 10:07 PM

What works in Tennessee should work in North Carolina!

Tadao May 3rd, 2009 10:12 PM

NOW PLAYING


Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2009 10:14 PM

IF ONE COLOR COULD DESCRIBE YOU. GO!

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2009 10:15 PM

TAWNY.

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2009 10:21 PM

http://gizmodo.com/5238365/fully-fun...-your-privates

Tadao May 4th, 2009 12:05 AM

Deep Purple

Tadao May 4th, 2009 12:05 AM

You guys, having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better... because Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us. In here, in your hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. He's what makes us want to party and have sex with each other all night long. He's that little voice in your mind that says "Fuck you" to the people you hate.


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