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Dimnos Apr 29th, 2010 04:34 PM

:pagebrak

Expensive or moderately costly.

Tadao Apr 29th, 2010 04:35 PM

I can't Brakulate!

:(

Babs Apr 29th, 2010 04:46 PM




+


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Dimnos Apr 29th, 2010 04:54 PM


Tadao Apr 29th, 2010 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 683027)
YOU'RE RIGHT WE SHOULD ONLY POST PICTURES AND COMMENT ON THE PICTURES THAT WERE POSTED. THEN PICTURE THE POSTERS WHO POSTED THE PICTURES. THEN POST ABOUT THE POSTERS WHO POSTED THE PICTURES.

I would love to see at least one picture of a member on each page and have comments specific to the picture, but it seems you think that's a bad idea.

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2010 05:54 PM

I think that only one picture per page is too few. When you guys spam it out to pages without any at all... that shit is just crazy. As forum Mom I would let you guys only be allowed to comment when posting a picture of your own, but then I am a cam whore.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 29th, 2010 05:58 PM

It seems like when one person posts pictures everyone else does at the same time. Then.....some other point....long story short. Pub should get a CAM4 account.

Tadao Apr 29th, 2010 06:08 PM

I think the Sam fan club is way out of hand. Bitches need a good smack to the chops.

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2010 06:11 PM

No one is posting pictures because they're afraid of getting their feelings hurt ;_;

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2010 06:26 PM

Which is crazy. The lovefest that pictures from regulars get is nauseating. I mean shit, we all know that I want to dick you guys hard in the ass all night long, but do I have to say everytime?

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2010 06:27 PM

Yes.

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2010 06:27 PM

I do.

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2010 06:28 PM

:wank

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2010 06:30 PM

We're about due for another non-hideous girl picture.

I don't fit this criteria, unfortunately. I'm hideous :x

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2010 06:30 PM

KAHLJORN IN A DRESS

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2010 06:30 PM

SEVEN FORCE LOOKING IN ONLY ONE DIRECTION, PERHAPS?

Tadao Apr 29th, 2010 06:32 PM

PERHAPS

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2010 06:32 PM

HICKMAN IN AN ARMY UNIFORM :rolleyes

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2010 06:33 PM

TADAO ENJOYING A GAME OF CATCH WITH HIS CHILDREN

Tadao Apr 29th, 2010 06:33 PM

I DON'T OWN KIDS. :(

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2010 06:34 PM

BABALITY PANCAKES' OBITUARY WITH A GRAPHIC PHOTO OF HIS BOTCHED SURGERY

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2010 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 683043)
I DON'T OWN KIDS. :(

YOU BETTER FIND SOME >:

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2010 06:35 PM

FARTIN MOWLER'S CROTCH :(

Fathom Zero Apr 29th, 2010 06:38 PM

DAWSON'S DAWSON

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2010 06:50 PM



Fathom Zero getting his feelings hurt after posting in PYPH :(

Tadao Apr 29th, 2010 06:59 PM



I was watching the documentry OVERNIGHT and Jake Busey was talking about an ugly bitch how was trying to fuck him. I can't remember who I thought of when that happened? Can someone remind me why it was so familiar with FZ?

Dimnos Apr 29th, 2010 07:07 PM

Yeah I think it was FZ who had some chick after his nut. When we told him to do her for the sake of doing her I think she said she was a little to fugly for that shit.

P.S. ~ Page Brak dude. ;)

Tadao Apr 29th, 2010 07:08 PM

Thanks for the PB reminder! You are one of the real ******s here.

Fathom Zero Apr 29th, 2010 07:18 PM

Awww yeah, I mamember dat

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2010 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 683049)


Fathom Zero getting his feelings hurt after posting in PYPH :(


Fathom Zero Apr 29th, 2010 08:18 PM

I FORGOT THAT. :eek :tear :(

Kitsa Apr 29th, 2010 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 683037)
We're about due for another non-hideous girl picture.

I don't fit this criteria, unfortunately. I'm hideous :x

I saw a pic of some chick in a book I was going to post for the sheer dickshrivel factor. I mean, it seriously made my heart skip a beat in horror and disgust when I saw it.

I want to post it, but I don't want to have to look at it again. Dammit.

Maybe a spoiler tag.

Guitar Woman Apr 29th, 2010 09:10 PM

You better post it. >:

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2010 09:20 PM

It's that creepy girl in the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark book, isn't it :( :( :(

Sam Apr 29th, 2010 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 683031)
I think the Sam fan club is way out of hand. Bitches need a good smack to the chops.

SINCE WHEN DID I HAVE A FAN CLUB?

I hope Shrubfest is the president. :orgasm

Colonel Flagg Apr 29th, 2010 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 683061)
I saw a pic of some chick in a book I was going to post for the sheer dickshrivel factor. I mean, it seriously made my heart skip a beat in horror and disgust when I saw it.

I want to post it, but I don't want to have to look at it again.

Nothing could be worse than the picture Clement posted. It gave me nightmares. :(

The Leader Apr 29th, 2010 09:52 PM

Which one was that?

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2010 10:00 PM

This one


Fathom Zero Apr 29th, 2010 10:34 PM



gehz of the world unite

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2010 10:54 PM

You are so pretty, Dylan. :love

Tadao Apr 29th, 2010 10:59 PM

I that a little pony in bondage gear in the reflection of the glass? Probably why the door to your room was taken off of the hinges.

Kitsa Apr 30th, 2010 05:59 AM

Nope, not the Scary Stories lady. It was some real lady murderer in a book of true-crime pictures I have. I wasn't expecting the portrait because I was flipping through a bunch of crime scene pictures and BAM. I went gaaaaah a little bit and now I'm a little scared to go looking for it, I shit you not. Regressed me to the little kid days of not wanting to go in the basement and then running for the stairs.

The weirdest thing is that the book described her as a kept woman. As in, someone supported that thing, ostensibly for boning purposes. She killed a rival for his attention...offed the rival's kid in the bargain.

I'll have to scrape up the guts and just post the thing. But later, when people are around. :(

Kitsa Apr 30th, 2010 08:17 AM

Ok, now that I took a better look I guess she's not all that freaky, just the kind of unfortunate severe ugliness that was a bit startling. Like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch with her face on the way down. And the smaller the picture is, the less startling it is. When it was life-size, though, I assure you that was some shit to reckon with.
Spoilers!


According to the book, her name was Mary Pearcey and she was a "kept woman". She and her best friend were both in love with a furniture mover, but the best friend managed to get pregnant and so she's the one the guy married. He kept up with Mary on the side, though.

So Mary invited the new bride and her baby to tea and bludgeoned the woman over the head, then slashed her throat. The baby suffocated underneath the body. The bodies were dumped in a field.

When confronted by police about the bloodstains all over her house, Mary said they were from killing mice. She couldn't explain why mouse-blood was all over her underwear, though, so she was hung two days before Christmas in 1890.

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2010 08:38 AM

She looks like Kevin Durand


Kitsa Apr 30th, 2010 08:40 AM

I guess it was in the days before orthodontics, too :(

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2010 10:02 AM

I like how this page is full of pictures of people, and the recent page in Post Your Picture Here only has pictures of booze and energy drinks

Dimnos Apr 30th, 2010 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 683113)
She looks like Kevin Durand

Or Nosferatu


elx Apr 30th, 2010 01:11 PM

having separate threads for pictures/picture comments works out surprisingly well. there'd be one condensed topic only for members to post their pictures in and then one huge messy topic for everyone to discuss those photos. (and whatever other conversation might emanate from them)


it's way too late for the current thread, out of the 600 pages i'd estimate that only about 20 of those are actual member photos. so, for it to work here it'd have to be killed and sent to thread backup and then have the new separate topics stickied together. which is a sad thought. :(

Tadao Apr 30th, 2010 01:26 PM

Or people could actually move their off topic over to chat with a simple Quote/copy/move to chat/paste/wacky comment.

elx Apr 30th, 2010 01:27 PM

make it a rule tadao!

Tadao Apr 30th, 2010 01:37 PM



I'll just move them and let people get confused instead.

Tadao Apr 30th, 2010 02:59 PM

I'm having a V&V

Spoilers!

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 30th, 2010 06:37 PM

Totally Nosferatu

Kitsa Apr 30th, 2010 06:38 PM

I just thought she was ugly as hell and fucking creepy to boot.

If she wasn't also a murderer, my opinion would've been slightly more forgiving I guess.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 30th, 2010 06:54 PM

lol, missed the part about the murders

RaNkeri Apr 30th, 2010 06:55 PM

VAPPEN WOOOOOOOOOTTTT

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 30th, 2010 07:04 PM

:lol Get the hell out of here with your bunny crown.

RaNkeri Apr 30th, 2010 07:08 PM

helan går för fan

Tadao Apr 30th, 2010 07:15 PM

:O

The Leader Apr 30th, 2010 08:02 PM

Cutest bunny. :3

Colonel Flagg Apr 30th, 2010 08:40 PM

RESPECT KING BUN-BUN.

Tadao Apr 30th, 2010 09:24 PM

Bribes will be accepted in carrots only. DO NOT REMOVE THE TOPS.

Kitsa Apr 30th, 2010 09:31 PM

I have a bag that says, 'HEY EINSTEIN, CARROT TOPS ARE GREEN'

It's not a very convenient bag, though, so I never use it.

Tadao Apr 30th, 2010 09:35 PM

:lol I never thought of that. Even though he means his top is the color of a carrot, Carrot Top's name can be misconstrued as being his hair is the color of the top of a carrot.

Babs May 1st, 2010 12:55 AM

Is a pancake an acceptable form of bribery as well?


Tadao May 1st, 2010 12:58 AM

Fucking hell, that's an awesome painting of Oolong.

Babs May 1st, 2010 01:03 AM

It is rather amazing, I can't find anything on it accept that an artist named Dan Lacey created it.

Oolong will forever be the head performer.

Tadao May 1st, 2010 01:08 AM

Dan Lacey is known as "the painter of pancakes" it would seem.

http://faithmouse.blogspot.com/

Babs May 1st, 2010 01:11 AM

Aside from the nude Obama spanking a naked Lindsay Lohan on a unicorn, he's really not all that bad.

Tadao May 1st, 2010 01:19 AM

They are extinguishing the troublesome volcano.

Babs May 1st, 2010 01:23 AM

he is so avant garde

Tadao May 1st, 2010 01:24 AM


Babs May 1st, 2010 01:32 AM

C3PO is part of the grand old party? And I thought this was confusing.



Inappropriately touched by an angel?

Tadao May 1st, 2010 01:38 AM

:lol Jesus is wearing 1 white glove and MJ is back to black.

Babs May 1st, 2010 01:50 AM

MJ doesn't seem to be fond of Jesus giving him back his darkness.

Babs May 1st, 2010 01:51 AM

:pagebrak

Fathom Zero May 1st, 2010 02:09 AM


RaNkeri May 1st, 2010 04:48 AM

POR CUBA LIBRE

10,000 Volt Ghost May 1st, 2010 09:24 AM

WHY IS THE POLL FOR TADAO THREAD CLOSED. I HAVEN'T PLACED MY VOTE YET???

10,000 Volt Ghost May 1st, 2010 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 683372)
Bribes will be accepted in carrots only. DO NOT REMOVE THE TOPS.


Now i have "THEY CALL HIM BOSS...BOSS BUNNY" stuck in my head.

Tadao May 1st, 2010 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 683435)
WHY IS THE POLL FOR TADAO THREAD CLOSED. I HAVEN'T PLACED MY VOTE YET???

I'M EXERCISING WHAT POWER I HAVE AND THERE IS NOTHING TO VOTE ABOUT NOW ANYWAYS.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 1st, 2010 11:02 AM

I STILL WANTED TO THROW MY VOTE AWAY.

Tadao May 1st, 2010 11:05 AM

VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN!

10,000 Volt Ghost May 1st, 2010 11:11 AM

I WAS GOING TO BUT THE POLLS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE OPEN TILL 5/27/10.

RaNkeri May 1st, 2010 11:15 AM

MAN, WHY ARE BUNNIES SO GAY?

Fathom Zero May 1st, 2010 03:06 PM



DUST TO RUST, ASHES ON GASHES.

Damn.

Babs May 1st, 2010 03:09 PM



"Heard sum yall didnt vote..."

RaNkeri May 1st, 2010 03:41 PM


Fathom Zero May 1st, 2010 03:42 PM

FUCK YER!

RaNkeri May 1st, 2010 04:06 PM

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

MarioRPG May 1st, 2010 05:45 PM

Why is there such a huge "you guys should vote" campaign in the US. Half you just end up upset anyway.

Esuohlim May 1st, 2010 06:04 PM

And the other half will get upset too. In the end no one's happy anyway

Pub Lover May 1st, 2010 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 683497)
Oh the memories :tear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 682430)

Come on the rest of you fat fucks, you can be gods too! >:

Pub Lover May 1st, 2010 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 683459)
Also, I am Blue.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 683427)
Derailiing this thread with some pics. Sorry.

I am She Hulk:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 683463)
:wank

..

Zhukov May 2nd, 2010 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao
I think there isn't anything more to say here.



Well that's slightly annoying.

Fathom Zero May 2nd, 2010 07:20 AM

Mr. Kevin the Omnivore would've shut it down ages before that, were he still around/alive.

Zhukov May 2nd, 2010 08:39 AM

The Philo board was only just starting to pick up pace again, and I don't want Coolinator threads to just get locked when they go off topic; they have great potential to start up entirely new arguments. Just sayin'.

Fathom Zero May 2nd, 2010 08:50 AM

I know, I know. I wouldn't lock anything if I were a moderator, besides spam. Topics evolve into new topics, the natural progression of conversation, and all that jazz.

It's just, the Coolinator is the reason why I don't talk about politics or religion. They present an argument, you present a rebuttal, and they completely disregard it.

Unstoppable force meets an ignorant object.

Zhukov May 2nd, 2010 09:06 AM

Well, he's only one person in a sea of other people willing to listen and think. But fair enough.

I guess I like him because he reminds me of Vince; an idiot that wont stop embarrassing themselves. I also get a bit of a kick out of knowing that I or others HAVE proven him wrong, whether he listens or not, ha!

Fathom Zero May 2nd, 2010 09:13 AM

Don't get me wrong; the only thing that pisses me off more than an ignorant fool is group think.


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