Fucking dumbass. You don't know when to shut the fuck up. Well, in that case, I am going to take away the thing you desire most. A decent argument. I will not grace you with my responses anymore. This is the last one towards you, asswipe. Go ahead. Say something unoriginal, unfunny, and counterproductive to whatever it is you are trying to prove. You want to be the best mocker? Don't add me to your list of victims. You in no way bested me. You may get the last word, and I hope it makes you feel fulfilled. Shallow ass motherfucker.

Sheesh, you're so emotional...

omg. i just lmao.

That was a pretty funny argument. especially the part about his friends dieing.

Yip, Metal, although I hate to agree with you as a matter of principal, you are correct this time. It was bloody hilarous. When I read that, this strange funny mental image just popped into my head.

I was "seeing" Immortal Goat saying goodbye to his best friends - beerhugs and all - and was wondering if he did the old: "Look after yourself my friends, come back alive and not in the newspaper please?" And they go: "We will look after ourselves, don't worry Goat" and they all have a giggle about his funky crack regarding "not coming back in an newspaper" - thing.

Then a month later Immortal Goat picks up the newspaper and on the front page saw what bloody lairs his best friends really were.

Hilarous to say the least. :)

Well The Jerk Store called...:lol

I don't feel like reading it tell someone tells me it's worth reading..

immortal goat is a pussy lol anyways back to talking about jobs

omg my mean manager Amanda might get demoted back to crew. Because she's a bitch and everyone knows it. And like.. if we're short on crew members, the managers are suppose to help. But instead, she just sits on her ass and eats. :(

kill her

remember you can getaway with murder in this thread...

GUYS YOU CANT FIGHT IN HERE THIS IS THE WAR ROOM

Yeah, me too. :(

[center:837a7263c5]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol [/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]ZING! FUCKTARDS ZING! :lol [/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! :lol [/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! >: [/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 :rolleyes HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]Milhouse, it's Max, Mad Max. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of fucktards. :) Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 >: um...a ghetto girl I met in the park. :( I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed my old girlfriend, :( with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. :lol I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away :lol and uh some other people dead, I can't remember maybe a couple of models, but their dead too....I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. :( And cop. I killed cop with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in my bathtub as I type this. I don't want to leave anything out here. :( I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes.... Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of fucking people :lol :lol ....and... and And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. :( I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. :lol :lol :lol :lol So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at I-mockery, just so you know, keep your eyes open. :eek [/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY SO REMEMBER WHEN THIS THREAD WAS STARTED LIKE A LONG TIME AGO AND IT SUCKED REALLY BAD? AND THEN IT GOT MORE EXCITING WHEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT? AND THEN IT DISAPPEARED AND PEOPLE GOT SAD AND THEN IT REAPPEARED AGAIN AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AGAIN OVER IT AND THEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT AGAIN. HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME ROG THREATENED TO DELETE IT PERMANENTLY? WOW WHAT BLOW TO EVERYONE'S POST COUNT THAT WOULD BE! LOL![/center:837a7263c5]

no i don't remember that

What the hell is it about the "liked the old version of the threads" or the "liked the old messageboard better" thing with some of the vets? I have been following the board for some time before I registered and like Mad Max threads very much. At fucking least he MOCKS and has ownership of the word "Fucktards" whilst I can't say the same off some of the vets that have much more post counts than him. It is not like I am coming up for him or anything, he can fight he own damn fights and me and him will fight each other till death if needs be, but shit at least I will respect his mock ability. Maybe he is fucking right. Some of you are just plain fucktards for ever. :rolleyes

yeah i love how he says fucktard all the time! its totally funny :lol

The best time ever in this thread was that one Mad Libs night. :(

:lol

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE YOU NEED TO VISIT MILHOUSE'S WEBSITE HE'S GOT A PICTURE OF AL GORE GIVING THE FINGER AND EVERYTHING!
LOL!

:lol

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.

MY SHERONA :eek

[center:e01a1cd2fb]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol [/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]ZING! FUCKTARDS ZING! :lol [/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! :lol [/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! >: [/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 :rolleyes HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]Milhouse, it's Max, Mad Max. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of fucktards. :) Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 >: um...a ghetto girl I met in the park. :( I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed my old girlfriend, :( with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. :lol I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away :lol and uh some other people dead, I can't remember maybe a couple of models, but their dead too....I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. :( And cop. I killed cop with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in my bathtub as I type this. I don't want to leave anything out here. :( I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes.... Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of fucking people :lol :lol ....and... and And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. :( I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. :lol :lol :lol :lol So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at I-mockery, just so you know, keep your eyes open. :eek [/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY SO REMEMBER WHEN THIS THREAD WAS STARTED LIKE A LONG TIME AGO AND IT SUCKED REALLY BAD? AND THEN IT GOT MORE EXCITING WHEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT? AND THEN IT DISAPPEARED AND PEOPLE GOT SAD AND THEN IT REAPPEARED AGAIN AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AGAIN OVER IT AND THEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT AGAIN. HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME ROG THREATENED TO DELETE IT PERMANENTLY? WOW WHAT BLOW TO EVERYONE'S POST COUNT THAT WOULD BE! LOL![/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]People Who Died
Teddy sniffing glue he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East Two-nine
Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug
On 26 reds and a bottle of wine
Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old
He looked like 65 when he died
He was a friend of mine

(Chorus:)
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died

G-berg and Georgie let their gimmicks go rotten
So they died of hepatitis in upper Manhattan
Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head
Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed
They were two more friends of mine
Two more friends that died / I miss 'em--they died

(Chorus)

Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room
Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs
Judy jumped in front of a subway train
Eddie got slit in the jugular vein
And Eddie, I miss you more than all the others,
And I salute you brother/ This song is for you my brother

(Chorus)

Herbie pushed Tony from the Boys' Club roof
Tony thought that his rage was just some goof
But Herbie sure gave Tony some bitchen proof
"Hey," Herbie said, "Tony, can you fly?"
But Tony couldn't fly . . . Tony died

(Chorus)

Brian got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous,
but it sure beats Riker's
But the next day he got offed
by the very same bikers

(Chorus)[/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:364b24ac79]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol [/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]ZING! FUCKTARDS ZING! :lol [/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! :lol [/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! >: [/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 :rolleyes HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]Milhouse, it's Max, Mad Max. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of fucktards. :) Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 >: um...a ghetto girl I met in the park. :( I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed my old girlfriend, :( with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. :lol I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away :lol and uh some other people dead, I can't remember maybe a couple of models, but their dead too....I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. :( And cop. I killed cop with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in my bathtub as I type this. I don't want to leave anything out here. :( I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes.... Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of fucking people :lol :lol ....and... and And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. :( I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. :lol :lol :lol :lol So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at I-mockery, just so you know, keep your eyes open. :eek [/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY SO REMEMBER WHEN THIS THREAD WAS STARTED LIKE A LONG TIME AGO AND IT SUCKED REALLY BAD? AND THEN IT GOT MORE EXCITING WHEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT? AND THEN IT DISAPPEARED AND PEOPLE GOT SAD AND THEN IT REAPPEARED AGAIN AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AGAIN OVER IT AND THEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT AGAIN. HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME ROG THREATENED TO DELETE IT PERMANENTLY? WOW WHAT BLOW TO EVERYONE'S POST COUNT THAT WOULD BE! LOL![/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]People Who Died
Teddy sniffing glue he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East Two-nine
Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug
On 26 reds and a bottle of wine
Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old
He looked like 65 when he died
He was a friend of mine

(Chorus:)
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died

G-berg and Georgie let their gimmicks go rotten
So they died of hepatitis in upper Manhattan
Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head
Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed
They were two more friends of mine
Two more friends that died / I miss 'em--they died

(Chorus)

Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room
Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs
Judy jumped in front of a subway train
Eddie got slit in the jugular vein
And Eddie, I miss you more than all the others,
And I salute you brother/ This song is for you my brother

(Chorus)

Herbie pushed Tony from the Boys' Club roof
Tony thought that his rage was just some goof
But Herbie sure gave Tony some bitchen proof
"Hey," Herbie said, "Tony, can you fly?"
But Tony couldn't fly . . . Tony died

(Chorus)

Brian got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous,
but it sure beats Riker's
But the next day he got offed
by the very same bikers

(Chorus)[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder:
One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see."
And I saw.
And behold, a white horse.

There's a man goin' 'round takin' names.
An' he decides who to free and who to blame.
Everybody won't be treated all the same.
There'll be a golden ladder reaching down.
When the man comes around.

The hairs on your arm will stand up.
At the terror in each sip and in each sup.
For you partake of that last offered cup,
Or disappear into the potter's ground.
When the man comes around.

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers.
One hundred million angels singin'.
Multitudes are marching to the big kettle drum.
Voices callin', voices cryin'.
Some are born an' some are dyin'.
It's Alpha's and Omega's Kingdom come.

And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The virgins are all trimming their wicks.
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

Till Armageddon, no Shalam, no Shalom.
Then the father hen will call his chickens home.
The wise men will bow down before the throne.
And at his feet they'll cast their golden crown.
When the man comes around.

Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still.
Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still.
Whoever is filthy, let him be filthy still.
Listen to the words long down,
When the man comes around.

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers.
One hundred million angels singin'.
Multitudes are marchin' to the big kettle drum.
Voices callin', voices cryin'.
Some are born an' some are dyin'.
It's Alpha's and Omega's Kingdom come.

And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The virgins are all trimming their wicks.
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

In measured hundredweight and penny pound.
When the man comes around.

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell followed with him.[/center:364b24ac79]

yay :D

Rock n' Roll all the way..