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Tadao Jun 27th, 2019 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 771975)

God damit you foriegn fuck!

Insert everything after the = sign.

RaNkeri Jun 27th, 2019 08:12 PM




Haven't been resting on my laurels these past years, are you guys aware of this hot new show? Very popular in my country right now! :eek

RaNkeri Jun 27th, 2019 08:18 PM

Let it be known that RaNkeri was the first ever Finn to embed youtube videos :posh

Tadao Jun 27th, 2019 08:51 PM

:domo

Esuohlim Jun 27th, 2019 11:13 PM

Rankeri I swear to god I looked at your profile the other day and noticed that you hadn't even browsed the board since August 2014 so I assumed that you were very deceased, sorry :(

RaNkeri Jun 28th, 2019 08:44 AM

Sorry for letting you down :(

Nick Jul 6th, 2019 11:14 PM

heck

Esuohlim Aug 30th, 2019 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 770651)
I'LL BE HERE FOR THE GREAT MESSAGE BOARD RESURGENCE OF 2019. >:

lol

Skulhedface Sep 1st, 2019 03:02 AM

hai

captain516 Sep 24th, 2019 03:13 AM

The last time I posted here Sid Haig was still alive :(

Uncle_Sham Sep 24th, 2019 11:22 PM

First time ive been on here in like 3 years, cant believe most of you guys are still around

WhiteRat Oct 1st, 2019 12:50 AM

Fuck yeah it's 2019

WhiteRat Oct 1st, 2019 12:55 AM

How old is everyone these days. I'm 35. I spend most of my disposable income on sporting events because why not.

Colonel Flagg Oct 1st, 2019 01:10 PM

Still checking in from time-to-time.
Still very worried that flouride is poisoning our children. :lol

Whats up with you?

Colonel Flagg Oct 1st, 2019 01:11 PM

As for age, I'm slowly turning to stone.

fm2176 Oct 1st, 2019 08:23 PM

Here I Am...the Non-Method Man
 
Turning 41 soon. Haven't logged in for quite some time despite visiting fairly often. Hard to believe my account is over 10 years old (site visitation starting years prior).

All Hail Duke Oct 2nd, 2019 02:13 PM

mid 30's

Tadao Oct 6th, 2019 10:03 PM

When Flagg dies I'll be the oldest here BWAHAHAHAHHAA

zeldasbiggestfan Oct 11th, 2019 08:49 PM

I'm 27, but I'll be 28 on the 5th :( I'm almost 30, fuck

WhiteRat Apr 14th, 2020 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 772029)
I'm 27, but I'll be 28 on the 5th :( I'm almost 30, fuck

Seems like yesterday you were just a little turdling!

Tadao Apr 16th, 2020 11:16 PM

I turn 50 this year! Yay!

Esuohlim Apr 18th, 2020 01:41 AM

Shit :x

not unless you die fo coronavirus you cocksucker :lol

Tadao Apr 18th, 2020 02:04 PM

:hangman

Sacks Apr 18th, 2020 08:09 PM

Anyone have any isolation projects going on?

All Hail Duke Apr 20th, 2020 02:35 AM

briefly took up sculpting, just finished a painting for my neighbor.....that's about it

captain516 May 12th, 2020 04:33 AM

Now Frank Costanza is dead. Pardon the hot take, but 2020 fucking sucks.

zeldasbiggestfan May 25th, 2020 04:38 PM

I wonder what everything is gonna look like in 12 months? I'm waiting for the $3000 diamond crusted masks to be a thing

Aaarg Jul 17th, 2020 09:21 PM

wow imockry forums

Esuohlim Jul 26th, 2020 03:21 PM

My daughter is really into My Little Pony right now, and after absorbing about 100 episodes in the background over the last couple of months I must say that I Do Not Get What All The Fuss Is About.

I mean, in terms of other little kids shows it's very good, but in terms of voluntarily watching it as an adult in your own free time it's very not

captain516 Jul 26th, 2020 05:28 PM

I hope you don't let your kid watch fascist shows like Paw Patrol.

I expect better parenting of you than that, Internet Milhouse.

Spetsnaz Jul 26th, 2020 05:58 PM

I let my daughter watch un PoC friendly shows like Masters of the Universe and the original non teenage lesbian She-Ra.

Esuohlim Jul 26th, 2020 06:38 PM

I'd let her watch dang ol' Better Call Saul if she wanted to but NO it's just ponies >:

Tadao Jul 26th, 2020 11:06 PM

SO like, enjoy those princess parties. lol

Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2020 01:14 AM

she likes pinkie pie :(

Tadao Jul 27th, 2020 12:11 PM

That sounds gross

MarioRPG Jul 27th, 2020 03:42 PM

Esuohlim was the pony fan all along...

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 27th, 2020 08:54 PM

I wonder if Willie is still around somewhere? It says he hasn't been active since 2014 :(

Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2020 11:15 PM

Oh really, you wonder if Willie is around somewhere huh? Do you think the real vets around here are wondering if Willie is still around somewhere?

Tadao Jul 27th, 2020 11:16 PM

Real vets don't wonder.

Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2020 11:20 PM

Real vets do not wonder.

Esuohlim Jul 28th, 2020 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 772203)
Esuohlim was the pony fan all along...


Tadao Jul 28th, 2020 02:17 AM

He blocked me on FB a long time ago. It was over the German scientist that wore a shirt with sexy ladies on it.

Tadao Jul 28th, 2020 02:20 AM

But hey, Bronies is ok though.

Tadao Jul 28th, 2020 02:21 AM

I hope and assume that wasn't why he blocked me and he just decided he finally doesn't want to see my shit.

captain516 Jul 28th, 2020 04:03 AM

Last time I talked to Willie was at least 8 years ago, and that was about Achewood.

Like My Little Pony, Achewood is about cute cartoon animals.
UNLIKE My Little Pony however, Achewood's target audience is not pre-teen girls and doesn't have an unpleasant stigma attached to it.
I wonder if he's playing FO76.

Pentegarn Jul 28th, 2020 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 772216)
He blocked me on FB a long time ago. It was over the German scientist that wore a shirt with sexy ladies on it.

I remember Dick Masterson having a funny pun about this on Biggest Problem in the Universe but I forget what that pun is

Also I am too lazy too look the pun up

Chojin Jul 28th, 2020 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 772199)
she likes pinkie pie :(

SHE IS NOT THE TRUE DEMOGRAPHIC PONIES ARE FOR US MIDDLE AGED MEN

Chojin Jul 28th, 2020 09:14 PM

Was Willie the first casualty of the great soy wars?

Pentegarn Jul 28th, 2020 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 772224)
Was Willie the first casualty of the great soy wars?

That depends on if bronies were considered part of the overall war or just a Boston Tea Party event that heralded it

Tadao Jul 29th, 2020 01:58 PM

He was at the front lines, that much is known.

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 29th, 2020 02:18 PM

I don't know who, but a number of years ago now someone posted a link of a bunch of pony toys that some guy kept cumming on. It was really upsetting and was also my introduction to bronies

Chojin Jul 29th, 2020 11:14 PM

i assume you were upset that someone beat you to it

Chojin Jul 29th, 2020 11:19 PM

lmao trying to turn the pickle/upboat system back on and came across this in the admin panel


Chojin Jul 29th, 2020 11:29 PM

also registrations are back on

i assume someone will tell me if that wasn't ok to do, but i can't imagine why at this point

Tadao Jul 29th, 2020 11:39 PM

:squigly

Esuohlim Jul 30th, 2020 12:45 AM

Turning off registrations was Rog's last resort to combat spambots

But since all the bots are too busy meddling in our elections we should be good these days ;) ;)

Esuohlim Jul 30th, 2020 12:46 AM

But seriously what suddenly brought some of the attention back here?

Chojin Jul 30th, 2020 04:10 AM

for me:

i hate everyone on social media. my friends and colleagues routinely reveal they're the most gullible retards alive, form strong opinions about things they don't begin to understand, think they're daring and brave for having the safest "takes" possible, etc. and if i'm going to be an asshole to people, it should probably be somewhere else.

also i liked this forum


see also: wtf else are we doing in 2020; let's resurrect vbulletin

Esuohlim Jul 30th, 2020 03:57 PM

I too hate everyone on social media for many similar reasons. Everyone is either saccharinely good-natured because they don't want to offend their begrudgingly-friended Aunt Betsy, OR they're self-appointed presidents of the Woke Club.

Tadao Jul 30th, 2020 04:52 PM

Someone just drove an Ice Cream truck up my street. It's like twice the size of the old one.

I haven't seen an Ice Cream truck in a decade or more. It's creepy.

captain516 Jul 30th, 2020 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 772253)
I too hate everyone on social media for many similar reasons. Everyone is either saccharinely good-natured because they don't want to offend their begrudgingly-friended Aunt Betsy, OR they're self-appointed presidents of the Woke Club.

You're lucky. My experience is all of the above plus people trying to hard to sound cool or edgy (so basically Guitar Woman).

In retrospect I was really lucky to be around a pre-social media internet. Sites like this and Newgrounds were a blast.

Chojin Jul 31st, 2020 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 772256)
Someone just drove an Ice Cream truck up my street. It's like twice the size of the old one.

I haven't seen an Ice Cream truck in a decade or more. It's creepy.

i've kinda always wanted an ice cream truck

think of all the things you could keep cold

ice cream, for example

Tadao Jul 31st, 2020 01:25 PM

When I lived in a Hippy beach town, I wanted to get an Ice Cream truck that played Grateful Dead and we only sold Ben and Jerry's. It probably would have made money.

Chojin Jul 31st, 2020 01:42 PM

i wonder if it would be possible to open a mobile pot dispensary in an ice cream truck with an appropriate jingle. i mean legally, not the side hustle most ice cream men are actually up to.

and if so, why hasn't anyone done it

aside from the obvious lack of motivation

Tadao Jul 31st, 2020 02:22 PM

I think it's still against fed law. So there is probably a high risk of Drug trafficking if you are mobile. I think that one comes with a giant punishment.

Chojin Jul 31st, 2020 02:23 PM

in places like Colorado, though?

Tadao Jul 31st, 2020 02:23 PM

Also Cheech and Chong Nice Dreams did it.


Colonel Flagg Aug 6th, 2020 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 772256)
Someone just drove an Ice Cream truck up my street. It's like twice the size of the old one.

I haven't seen an Ice Cream truck in a decade or more. It's creepy.

I just saw an old ice cream truck rumbling down the street just outside of my neighborhood. Do you live near me now?

Tadao Aug 6th, 2020 04:23 PM

No, but the creeps are out!

Tadao Aug 7th, 2020 08:53 PM

The Ice Cream Truck is playing "O Christmas Tree. O Christmas Tree" I fucking hate this guy.

Colonel Flagg Aug 12th, 2020 11:59 AM

You need to post video with sound.

:xmas3:xmas1:xmas2

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 14th, 2020 11:21 PM

Fall Guys is really fun, you should all play with me

:(

Pentegarn Aug 15th, 2020 11:29 AM

I can't bring myself to hear Lee Majors sing his own show's theme song again

I assume Fall Guys is based on the old Fall Guy show from the early 80s

captain516 Aug 19th, 2020 02:46 PM

the great state of california is on fire again...
this time close to where I live!

Tadao Aug 19th, 2020 03:14 PM

Yeah, we were already having a record fire, but the the San Francisco lightning storms started more fires lol.

Chojin Aug 20th, 2020 01:34 AM

hi sorry i went to montana for a week

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 22nd, 2020 09:24 AM

I had a friend who just went to Montana and the pictures looked like a fantasy land

Dr. V Sep 1st, 2020 06:26 PM

Hey guys, I bought a house!

Welp, that's all I got.


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