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executioneer Mar 23rd, 2008 05:26 AM

sort of

the fact that i gotta do 6pm-6am the next day isn't any fun though

executioneer Mar 23rd, 2008 05:27 AM

ps guess who's banned for a day now :chojin

GADZOOKS Mar 23rd, 2008 05:30 AM

woah, you banned chojin :eek

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 05:33 AM

ChicagoDrew? Please be ChicagoDrew!

I hafta work for 12 hours every weekday. :( At least it's sitting on my ass & has access to the internet.

I would swap both those things to get rid of this overriding fear that I'm going to screw-up. It grips my heart with a deathly blow. Anxiety disorders are awful.

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 541395)
woah, you banned chojin :eek

It would be more useful to ban Helm or Cherry.

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 541398)
Is your father Charlse Bronson or a hysterical slob?

sorry :(

:lol



Divorced from Jixby & Fartin, Mark Riddles is his own man, & that man is pretty good.

executioneer Mar 23rd, 2008 06:03 AM

oh sure i tag someones posts and now i cant use my secret club powers anymore

GAY

edit: did they just disable it for everyone else, too? are you guys fiddling with stuff

executioneer Mar 23rd, 2008 06:18 AM

i guess they are reevaluating the need for having the new system in place oh well

Sam Mar 23rd, 2008 06:45 PM

"OH GOD THEY STARTED USING THE SMALL INSIGNIFICANT POWERS THEY'VE BEEN GIVEN!"

:rolleyes

executioneer Mar 23rd, 2008 09:11 PM

well unfortunately the first person to get the ol' hickory branch of justice in the face was a COMPLAINER

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 09:17 PM

Ha, the system worked but upon it's first use the call of I'M TOO BUSY TO READ A DAMN THREAD ended it all.

liquidstatik Mar 23rd, 2008 10:38 PM

(08:36:17 PM) PUB LOVER: fun fact, I-mock is so inactove that I can do it at the same time as working & actually cause an increase in my performance overall

liquidstatik Mar 23rd, 2008 10:40 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Mar 23rd, 2008 11:08 PM

Oh, like anyone will argue against that.

Most everyone here could do my job better than I do anyway.

Even Elpila who can't pronounce English at all.

ElPila666 Mar 24th, 2008 01:18 AM

Hey Pubs why do you mess about my spanglish?
Actually i played a lot of video games in english almost all my life, and i translated a few movies subtitles for a spanish subtiltes site. You're challenge me to record my voice one more time to show you my english language skills

liquidstatik Mar 24th, 2008 01:21 AM

:lol

Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2008 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 541555)
Hey Pubs why do you mess about my spanglish?
Actually i played a lot of video games in english almost all my life, and i translated a few movies subtitles for a spanish subtiltes site. You're challenge me to record my voice one more time to show you my english language skills

Why? Because I was recently threatened with being fired for being unable to speak english. I think you're the cooest for trying despite the asshole vettes. Those guys are assholes.

You're the best. I'm sorry if you're upset, but when I was told I'd be fired I was upset.

ElPila666 Mar 24th, 2008 01:33 AM

I've wish you to be my covert in chocolate easter bunny, liquid :orgasm

liquidstatik Mar 24th, 2008 01:36 AM

huh

GADZOOKS Mar 24th, 2008 01:43 AM

He wants you to stop your nefarious ways and convert to Christianity. He's literally sugar coating it by calling it Choclate Easter Bunny.

I approve.

liquidstatik Mar 24th, 2008 01:45 AM

oh, no waaay

ElPila666 Mar 24th, 2008 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 541557)
You're the best. I'm sorry if you're upset, but when I was told I'd be fired I was upset.

Is that because you're unable to pronounce the "th"?
I hope they won't do that, you're first in my new zealand ranking:

1- Pub Lover
2- Peter Jackson
3- Bobba Fett (the love and the fury guy)
4- All Blacks Lomu

Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2008 01:50 AM

Totally beCUSE OF THE 'TH' THING

Tam morrison
Tana Umaga

ElPila666 Mar 24th, 2008 01:57 AM

El Amor y La Furia (The Love and The Fury) is the spanish translated title for Once Were Warriors so now i realize that with Bobba Fett i mean Temuera Morrison

Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2008 02:00 AM

Yeah, our mate Tem is the best NZer ever

You mean Jonah Lomu? not the best all black.

Guitar Woman Mar 24th, 2008 02:03 AM

:pagebrak

ElPila666 Mar 24th, 2008 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 541563)
He wants you to stop your nefarious ways and convert to Christianity. He's literally sugar coating it by calling it Choclate Easter Bunny.

I approve.

No really i wanted to say cover in chocolate not convert :lol

Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2008 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 541572)
what

Non-American stuff. You wouldn't under stand. Sorry.

Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2008 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 541573)
No really i wanted to say cover in chocolate not convert :lol

I say convert, if you find happyiness in believiing such lies. I likee the christian lies.

If you find the lies offensive, then shut up. I don't want to hear your logic.

ElPila666 Mar 24th, 2008 02:12 AM

I need a new zealand musician for my top five list

Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2008 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 541577)
I need a new zealand musician for my top five list

The Finn brothers are good.

Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2008 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 541572)
what

Use your edit button to page break, baby.

ElPila666 Mar 24th, 2008 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 541575)
I say convert, if you find happyiness in believiing such lies. I likee the christian lies.

If you find the lies offensive, then shut up. I don't want to hear your logic.

I'm gonna save that to translate it later, meanwhile GOD BLESS!

Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2008 02:23 AM

GOD BLESS US ALL.

ElPila666 Mar 24th, 2008 02:29 AM

God took me away from drugs, now i am a better person, HALLELUJAH BROTHERS, i found safe in The Lord

Cedar Mar 24th, 2008 02:36 AM

AMEN!

Guitar Woman Mar 24th, 2008 02:40 AM

:(

Guitar Woman Mar 24th, 2008 02:41 AM

man I wish I could talk about my problems here without the TEEN ANGST PATROL coming to bust my chops

I hate you guys >:

Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2008 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 541590)
man I wish I could talk about my problems here without the TEEN ANGST PATROL coming to bust my chops

I hate you guys >:

Oh yeah, hate me all night baby. :orgasm

executioneer Mar 24th, 2008 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 541590)
man I wish I could talk about my problems here without the TEEN ANGST PATROL coming to bust my chops

I hate you guys >:

well just make like a myspace or a blog or something :L

Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2008 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 541594)
well just make like a myspace or a blog or something :L

My sweetness, GW, hates her Myspace. ;)

MrAdventure Mar 24th, 2008 03:04 AM

no kidding! it's the whole "my life is on the internet" concept that's been wrecking the internet! get it outta here!

MrAdventure Mar 24th, 2008 03:05 AM

web two point oh now why are you crying cut it out!!!!

Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2008 03:21 AM

Jesus loves you, Mister Adventure.

Even if he is imaginary.

MrAdventure Mar 24th, 2008 03:26 AM

i'd rather be a mormon it's how i was raised! jospeh smith be with you one and all

GADZOOKS Mar 24th, 2008 03:31 AM

hey guitar woman, consider your chops busted. later

bigtimecow Mar 24th, 2008 10:50 AM

hey guys i'm at school and i have gas and i'm boooooooooooooored

bigtimecow Mar 24th, 2008 11:08 AM

fuck i guess no one's here :(

Esuohlim Mar 24th, 2008 11:09 AM

hi

bigtimecow Mar 24th, 2008 11:14 AM

hi esuohlim

did you know, when i first joined i thought you and GADZOOKS were the same person

GADZOOKS Mar 24th, 2008 11:58 AM

You mean we're not ;)

LOOK IM LIKE GUITAR WOMAN WITH THE INSIDE JOKES ;)

GADZOOKS Mar 24th, 2008 12:00 PM

anybody know of a site that takes a picture you upload and it instantly makes an animated gif of a person with a mallet smashing said picture til it shatters like glass?

That would be a great idea for a website, if it doesn't exist.

bigtimecow Mar 24th, 2008 01:30 PM

i do not know of one, but i feel that it would not be hard to do so

bigtimecow Mar 24th, 2008 01:30 PM

oh, and now i'm at work and also boooooooored

caith Mar 24th, 2008 04:53 PM

my life is awful

how can i apply the internet to helping my life

MetalMilitia Mar 24th, 2008 04:55 PM

earn $$$ online

caith Mar 24th, 2008 05:01 PM

i could just earn that in real life

Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2008 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by caith (Post 541697)
this board sucks cock and it will never be fun

unless you unban noob3 that guy was sweet lol

Oh wow, a clue! :eek

GADZOOKS Mar 24th, 2008 05:14 PM

Why did Noob3 get banned again?

caith Mar 24th, 2008 05:17 PM

because he got banned and couldn't get into his pm's to retrieve mattjack's address to send his present

true story

Dr. Boogie Mar 24th, 2008 07:05 PM

Funny story, actually: He signed up for the Secret Santa event, but never sent out his gift. Kind of a bummer, actually.

Jeff The Ninja Mar 24th, 2008 07:21 PM

HEY EVERYBODY!!!!


WHAT DID I MISS!!!!

GADZOOKS Mar 24th, 2008 07:24 PM

This is like Catch Me If You Can.

Chojin Mar 24th, 2008 07:59 PM

gw that is what the loveline forum is for

Fathom Zero Mar 24th, 2008 08:34 PM

My pappy said "son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln."

Dixie Mar 24th, 2008 09:14 PM

Ok so today I went to Wal Mart to get some groceries, and there was not one, not two, but THREE midgets in the store! Three midgets in a Wal Mart in North Carolina. Today was a good day.

Cedar Mar 24th, 2008 09:17 PM

explaning this kid audio and torrents it's going to hard :/

someone
(06:08:52 p.m.):
how do i know the bitrate?<br>me(06:09:10 p.m.): wel<br>lme(06:09:24 p.m.): what are you using<br>me(06:09:30 p.m.): to play music<br>someone(06:09:34 p.m.): itunes <br>me(06:09:39 p.m.): right click the file<br>me(06:09:43 p.m.): obtain info<br>someone (06:10:12 p.m.): oh okay, thanks<br>me(06:10:34 p.m.): if says VBR
me(06:10:42 p.m.): you need to use audioindetifier<br>someone (06:11:50 p.m.): for the format for everything it says mpeg-1, layer 3 <br>someone(06:12:01 p.m.): what does that mean/

Cedar Mar 24th, 2008 09:20 PM

and somene explaining me how to use vbulletin bbcode is going to be harder :x

liquidstatik Mar 24th, 2008 09:24 PM

yea this isn't myspac :x

Jeff The Ninja Mar 24th, 2008 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 541815)
Ok so today I went to Wal Mart to get some groceries, and there was not one, not two, but THREE midgets in the store! Three midgets in a Wal Mart in North Carolina. Today was a good day.

Yesterday, two midgets came up to my counter and ordered some Taco Salads, which was funny as they are big salads and they were little people. Can we keep them as pets?

GADZOOKS Mar 24th, 2008 11:28 PM

Big salad? Who are you? Elaine Benes?

Dixie Mar 24th, 2008 11:49 PM

I'm not allowed to keep humanoid pets anymore. :(

Tadao Mar 25th, 2008 02:34 AM

Damn, I'll return my dog collar. :(

Zomboid Mar 25th, 2008 04:52 AM

:x

Sethomas Mar 25th, 2008 06:51 AM

Back in the High Middle Ages, when among the nobility one's identity was defined by his lineage, there was a huge variety of attacks on one's blood with names like "son of perdition" and "son of iniquity" and "son of damnation".

I find that the modern simplified version, the all-encompassing "son of a bitch" is just lazy and boring.

ElPila666 Mar 25th, 2008 07:27 AM

I'll be the son of a gun

Sethomas Mar 25th, 2008 08:10 AM

When I read Jurassic Park in Madrid Spanish (I'd call it Castillian, but you South Americans can never agree on what to call Spanish when it's spoken as by Europeans), every other page had the phrase "hijo de puta" and I thought that the translator was trying too hard to borrow English turns of phrase because there were other instances I forget where he did that horribly. Then I watched Pan's Labyrinth, and Sergi Lopez's character said it every fifteen seconds.

ElPila666 Mar 25th, 2008 09:33 AM

Whoa! Seth, you are a Swearsaurus!
What about "motherfucker", it's sounds edipean to me, many times they translated it as "hijo de puta" too but i think they're wrong

ElPila666 Mar 25th, 2008 09:41 AM

Romanians has the best swears ever
NSFW http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/index.htm NSFW

EDIT: There are ads with boobs on this site. Love, Esuohlim

liquidstatik Mar 25th, 2008 12:32 PM

Currently Active Users: 123 (1 members and 122 guests)
Most users ever online was 892, Jul 6th, 2007 at 09:44 AM.
liquidstatik



wtf guyys

Fat_Hippo Mar 25th, 2008 12:36 PM

Currently Active Users: 125 (2 members and 123 guests) Most users ever online was 892, Jul 6th, 2007 at 10:44 AM.
Fat_Hippo, liquidstatik



Helllooooooo!!!

liquidstatik Mar 25th, 2008 12:39 PM

REPLYING WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH OF AN INDICATION THAT YOU'RE ONLINE

liquidstatik Mar 25th, 2008 12:40 PM

does it creep you guys out that theres always like 100 anonymous people watching everything we say? :x

Fat_Hippo Mar 25th, 2008 12:40 PM

YES BUT THIS SHOWS HOW THE SITE GOES FROM BEING JUST YOU TO JUST YOU AND ME AND WRITING IN ALL CAPS IS STUPID IN CASE YOU HADNT NOTICED

And no, not really.

liquidstatik Mar 25th, 2008 12:55 PM

:ROLLEEYS

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 01:21 PM

All of those guests are my characters just waiting to register and post :picklehat

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 01:32 PM

You know what's funny? Watching hot babes get all dolled up in their sexy PJs and then pretend they're going to sleep. Come on, girl. You ain't gonna be sleeping for a while. There's a whole lot of dick-suckin' that needs to get done first!

liquidstatik Mar 25th, 2008 01:33 PM

i wish a grl wuld just show up and suck my dick ;__;

RaNkeri Mar 25th, 2008 01:49 PM

:rolleyes

liquidstatik Mar 25th, 2008 01:51 PM

:rolleyes

Dixie Mar 25th, 2008 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 541932)
Back in the High Middle Ages, when among the nobility one's identity was defined by his lineage, there was a huge variety of attacks on one's blood with names like "son of perdition" and "son of iniquity" and "son of damnation".

I find that the modern simplified version, the all-encompassing "son of a bitch" is just lazy and boring.

This is exactly why I love you Seth.

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 541978)
:rolleyes

It was a quote I found while I was sinning on the internet :(

bigtimecow Mar 25th, 2008 02:15 PM

ass and titties! i like ass and titties! but i like ass more!

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 02:36 PM



Oh dogg on a hogg man I got an Achewood shirt in the mail today :rolleyes

Line up, ladies

bigtimecow Mar 25th, 2008 02:49 PM

oh fudge

i can't wait for the great outdoor fight hardcover :love

RaNkeri Mar 25th, 2008 02:52 PM

My Governator shirt is way cooler >:

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 02:55 PM

Their merchandise is all kinds of such as pricey, though. :(

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 541994)
My Governator shirt is way cooler >:

Yeah and I'm sure that's not at all unlike me wearing a shirt with a picture of your Conan O'Brien look-alike president around here for cool points :rolleyes

GADZOOKS Mar 25th, 2008 03:51 PM

Nice phone, did you get it at Home Depot :rolleyes

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 04:11 PM



2005 model :lol

And unless I'm sticking my head out a window I get zero bars >:


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