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T-Rex Apr 28th, 2008 08:52 AM

50 cent back on that gangsta shit
On my way O.T. to flip them bricks
In that big body benz you know its oh 6
Got your bitch on my dick I stack them chips
And a flash as a fuck my jewels so sick
From a block away you can see them kid
Dont front mothafucka you know my style
I dont go nowhere without my 40 cal
I'm on the low shorty gotta thing for the kid
And you know I'm feelin to take her back to the crib
Here we go imma show her how a playa live
At the door I tell her to take her clothes off...shit

Esuohlim Apr 28th, 2008 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 552092)
It's serious business over there.

I know it's sickening isn't it >:

T-Rex Apr 28th, 2008 10:03 AM

Bald Guys. What's their problem, amirite?

Esuohlim Apr 28th, 2008 10:13 AM

T-REX I BELIEVE YOU WERE ON YOUR WAY TO SOME OTHER THREAD, YOU BETTER GET GOING

T-Rex Apr 28th, 2008 10:20 AM

Oh ya! I'll just get my coat.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2008 01:57 PM


Esuohlim Apr 28th, 2008 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 552086)
POLITICS :rolleyes

I found this the other day and I'm afraid to admit that I found it funny because it could very well be a 4ch*n meme :x

http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/...gnholyshit.jpg

MarioRPG Apr 28th, 2008 04:22 PM

I just watched Shawshank Redemption again, where's Dufresne?

Zomboid Apr 28th, 2008 04:23 PM

Probably being awful somewhere.

Fathom Zero Apr 28th, 2008 05:19 PM

As a sidenote, the artist of the Dilbert stuff is Julius Zimmerman.

Grislygus Apr 28th, 2008 05:40 PM

"His font's got serifs goddamn" is probably one of the funnier things I've seen today

Phoenix Gamma Apr 28th, 2008 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 552025)
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Phoenix+Gamma

X-Variable Y-Variable is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX-Variable

Blech.


It's funny because you really grasped at straws to find something to criticize. Come on, bro, there's way better troll material in there. Would you like me to help compile a list of flaws?

I made one about how Zelda changed my life. That's fucking gold. Use THAT as ammo to tear me a new one. I swear I won't have a single snarky comeback, either. You can totally put me down, I'll say "lol k" and then you can feel totally cool. Plus I like a good roast.

Asila Apr 28th, 2008 09:37 PM

That you just unironically said 'bro' for a start?

Phoenix Gamma Apr 28th, 2008 09:43 PM

Sure, we can start with my faux-surfer lingo.

Emu Apr 28th, 2008 09:43 PM

I knew I'd seen your SN somewhere ;o

bigtimecow Apr 28th, 2008 09:45 PM

so guyz you gunna watch the new house?

Phoenix Gamma Apr 28th, 2008 09:45 PM

What a twist! Small world.

bigtimecow Apr 28th, 2008 09:45 PM

and jeez stop fighting

reasons like this are why we need the mock wars opened back up

Asila Apr 28th, 2008 09:53 PM

Seriously.

Either you meant the new House or I've totally missed an in-joke somewhere.

bigtimecow Apr 28th, 2008 09:54 PM

house as in the tv show... is that what you mean?

Phoenix Gamma Apr 28th, 2008 09:55 PM

Sorry I posted a few seconds late. Yeesh.

Asila Apr 28th, 2008 10:01 PM

Quote:

house as in the tv show... is that what you mean?
Then yah, I'm saving it to watch later, cause Dirty Jobs you know

Quote:

Naw, he meant the new House. It starts in a few minutes.
YES THANK YOU

bigtimecow Apr 28th, 2008 10:01 PM

>:

bigtimecow Apr 28th, 2008 10:03 PM

this guy sure is happy!

Asila Apr 28th, 2008 10:11 PM

I like Mike Rowe. And besides, everytime I watch House I think of Blackadder and then start laughing, and I'm not sure that's the intended result.

Esuohlim Apr 28th, 2008 10:17 PM

what do you people think this is the fucking chat room thread

EDIT:

Asila Apr 28th, 2008 10:22 PM

I'd gotten that impression, but I don't see Pub anywhere so maybe not.

WELL SHIT

Chojin Apr 28th, 2008 10:55 PM

FOOD FIGHT

Fathom Zero Apr 28th, 2008 10:59 PM

There are black people in my neighbourhood and they fired a gun!

Asila Apr 28th, 2008 11:03 PM

DON'T YOU TAKE THAT SHIT, THROW POTATOS AT THEM

bigtimecow Apr 28th, 2008 11:19 PM

a potato gun! :lol

Asila Apr 28th, 2008 11:33 PM

:oao and this had better mean something

T-Rex Apr 29th, 2008 07:24 AM

Okay, The Manwich.

You will need...

Granary bread
Peppercorn Honey Beef Slices
Chorizo
Lettuce
Tomato
Sweet Corn
Jalapenos
Black Olives
Pickle
Cucumber
Chicken Bits in Ranch & Tobasco Sauce
Nandos Garlic Piri-piri Sauce
Exceptional Manliness

Booya!



RaNkeri Apr 29th, 2008 03:42 PM

Quote:

In the H.P. Lovecraft story The Dreams in the Witch House Walpurgis Night is referred to as "the Witches' Sabbath", when Hell's blackest evil roamed the earth and all the slaves of Satan gathered for nameless rites and deeds
Holy shit :eek

Chojin Apr 29th, 2008 03:44 PM

dear internet,

is there a NAME for the emo hairstyle where hair is worn over one eye? or is it just 'EMO CUT'?

MarioRPG Apr 29th, 2008 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 552264)
a potato gun! :lol

I came close to starting to build one the other day, but then realized I didn't have enough spare money.

HungryWantBiddy Apr 29th, 2008 04:49 PM

nice big fucking pop-up ad you fucking grubby sellouts! nah, I'm kidding. maybe.

anyway, howdy all. been a while. :) I mainly stopped in to see how bad you smug elitist pricks trashed GTA4. haha. and, I'm out.

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2008 05:22 PM

This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between reporting posts. Please try again in 32 seconds.

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2008 05:29 PM

So the other day I was looking at user accounts on here, & I found one of this really cute black woman, and as I was reading her blog & checking her credit rating, I absent-mindedly wondered why she didn't post and why there weren't more people like her on the board.

...

HungryWantBiddy Apr 29th, 2008 05:31 PM

and I found what I was looking for:

Quote:

To be honest my CD-i's gotten a lot more play than my 360 thus far. As for the game, it sounds like a handful of token upgrades to an established franchise, an allegory to two-thirds of this console generation.

My frustration with the game industry from both working in it and from the consumer side is embodied in games like this. I'm sure it will be very polished, have all the qualities modern consumers require of a "good game", and sell so well that the suits running these organizations further convince themselves that they should do nothing but release sequels, but to say that I'm bored of this shit from the industry would be the understatement of the century.

ASIDE: This is also probably why I haven't revisited Mario Galaxy after meeting the minimum requirements to beat it, done the same with Halo 3 despite being a huge Bungie fag, and can't stand Zelda games. And I'll leave this thread alone now so the rest of you can enjoy it.
hahahahaha. good stuff. you fucking nerds kill me.

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2008 05:38 PM

At least you know enough to put your needless & boring troll behavior in the right thread.

Tadao, you could learn from this guy.

Tadao Apr 29th, 2008 05:41 PM

Yay!!!! Learning!

Fathom Zero Apr 29th, 2008 05:43 PM

Tadao, you used to be so much more. What's wrong buddy?

HungryWantBiddy Apr 29th, 2008 05:53 PM

nah, I'm not trolling. It's all in good fun, right? Right! Good to see you guys haven't changed. Reading a few old threads had me lolllloolling...at myself even :) -- but mostly at Seth and Chojin.

Tadao Apr 29th, 2008 06:18 PM

Burnt out probably.

liquidstatik Apr 29th, 2008 06:30 PM

EDIT: hands covering titties this stuff is hardcore man

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2008 06:35 PM

And with that post we see one of the irritating PubLover-esque idiots that plague the board banned.

More of us should fall on our swords. >:

Guitar Woman Apr 29th, 2008 06:46 PM

Thanks for putting it into your post, too!

Emu Apr 29th, 2008 06:47 PM

more

Guitar Woman Apr 29th, 2008 06:47 PM

Do I have to start looking at this forum with images turned off too

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2008 07:00 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 552450)
Thanks for putting it into your post, too!

It's a little something I call my Anti-GW Maneuver.

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2008 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 552453)
Do I have to start looking at this forum with images turned off too

You could stop looking at this forum.

liquidstatik Apr 29th, 2008 07:08 PM

PUBS SO SASSY

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2008 07:16 PM

Dude, you're banned, knock it off.

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2008 07:33 PM

A month-long ban for something that doesn't even show a nipple might be a little excessive, but hey I just do my job around here :(

Sort of :loo

Guitar Woman Apr 29th, 2008 08:03 PM


Guitar Woman Apr 29th, 2008 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 552385)
dear internet,

is there a NAME for the emo hairstyle where hair is worn over one eye? or is it just 'EMO CUT'?

you wouldn't be referring to this would you

Guitar Woman Apr 29th, 2008 08:09 PM

Because I have no idea :<

That reminds me that I haven't checked up on my VampireFreaks stalkers in a while!

Emu Apr 29th, 2008 08:14 PM

Is that thing male?

Guitar Woman Apr 29th, 2008 08:15 PM

INSERT GUITAR WOMAN JOKE

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2008 08:16 PM

Is that a dude

EDIT: NEVERMIND girls-emo-haircut.jpg ;_;

Guitar Woman Apr 29th, 2008 08:19 PM

That's a guy, guys.

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2008 08:24 PM

As if that matters.

Also :lol @ getting Danny banned.

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2008 08:24 PM

Man the whole emo thing is terrible. Even the '70s had better style

Guitar Woman Apr 29th, 2008 08:24 PM

I think a lot of girls with emo hairstyles are really cute :(

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2008 08:26 PM

Last edited by Esuohlim : Apr 30th, 2008 at 11:20 AM. Reason: I re-edited this back what it used to say

Why does she still have that edit button? She's shown she can't abide by not caving in to her lustful editing desires.

Guitar Woman Apr 29th, 2008 08:27 PM

>:

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2008 08:28 PM

:lol

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2008 08:29 PM

I notice it a lot still but I never call it out because of the trust he's trying to earn back.

Guitar Woman Apr 29th, 2008 08:31 PM

I was under the impression that I could still edit my posts as long as I don't pull a Jamesman and edit every Father Spaz post I made into gibberish.

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2008 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 552486)
I think a lot of girls with emo hairstyles are really cute :(

I like really skinny girls with short dark hair :(

Like the one I'm trying to pursue :tear

:encyclopediadramatica#7

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2008 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 552491)
I was under the impression that I could still edit my posts as long as I don't pull a Jamesman and edit every Father Spaz post I made into gibberish.

I love my posts, I would never do that to them! Yet can I correct a spelling error? No.


Also, yeah I totally would do that so nevermind. :(

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2008 08:39 PM

Pub you would erase your whole posting history over the course of an evening there's no way you'll ever get yours back

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2008 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 550006)
You know when people are looking down from a very high place, say a cliff or the top of a building, and you hear about that sudden impulse that they have to hurl themselves off of it?

I often get that same impulse about deleting this thread.

Speaking of people that shouldn't be trusted :lol

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2008 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 552495)
Pub you would erase your whole posting history over the course of an evening there's no way you'll ever get yours back

It would make the world a better place. :(

Also, I have ZBF's password & I haven't done that to him so fat chance.

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2008 08:45 PM


Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2008 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 552497)
Also, I have ZBF's password & I haven't done that to him so fat chance.

Yeah but nobody cares about him :rolleyes

Not that anyone cares about you either, but they care more :eek

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2008 08:49 PM

I only kid if we weren't separated by 10,000 miles of ocean I'd come over and give you a big old hug you little scamp

MarioRPG Apr 29th, 2008 08:50 PM

I think emos are just dumb, yeah it's a stereotype. I just imagine them on their deathbed, looking back.
"God, I was so gay, I didn't even follow through on my suicide attempts... What the hell was I thinking? Those jeans were made for girls!"

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2008 08:51 PM

Oh shit that's such a gay post.

Good thing I have an edit button so I can pretend I never wrote it :lol

Pub Lover Apr 29th, 2008 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 552503)
I only kid if we weren't separated by 10,000 miles of ocean I'd come over and give you a big old hug you little scamp

I'm booking my plane ticket now. I want that hug. I'LL TAKE IT BY FORCE IF NEEDS BE!

Guitar Woman Apr 30th, 2008 02:10 AM

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/30/wo...html?ref=world

:gannon

T-Rex Apr 30th, 2008 09:46 AM

Ling ling shuffles shuffles off off this this mortal mortal coil coil :-(

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...cle=1&catnum=0

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux (Post 552582)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 552574)
I found out I'm going to be on medication for the rest of my life.

I'm having a good day! AND I remembered breakfast!

what kind of medication...and why?

what did you have for breakfast?

Are you fucking kidding me. Ugh

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 552492)
I like really skinny girls with short dark hair :(

Like the one I'm trying to pursue :tear

:encyclopediadramatica#7



WINONA RYDER GIVES ME A BONER >:

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 12:01 PM

A
.

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 12:02 PM

BONER

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 12:04 PM

[img - boner.jpg]

T-Rex Apr 30th, 2008 12:16 PM

I had this discussion with my friends.

Winona Ryder vs Natalie Portman.

Natalie Portman all the time son.



"I see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind!"

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 12:23 PM

OK well since I'm a dork that finds intelligence just about the most attractive thing about a girl I'd probably pick Natalie Portman too >:

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 12:26 PM

Not that I'd pick a buck-toothed Princeton graduate horse face over Winona Ryder but you know what I mean >:

Guitar Woman Apr 30th, 2008 02:08 PM

Winona Ryder is pretty!

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 03:57 PM

Oh shit don't agree with me when it comes to taste in women :(

The girl I want to do a sex with has the same hair but hopefully not the same kleptomania :x

:ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA#7>:

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 05:06 PM

Boy hair?

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 05:09 PM

Yeah I guess jerk >: Well it depends to an extent :(

The only difference between me and GW in this case though is that if Winona Ryder had a penis GW would still go for it.

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 05:15 PM

Is shrubfest really a girl? I was kidding when I said I wanted more of them on here. :(

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 05:16 PM

Also the person in question should obviously be female at first glance without even a hint of doubt or else no sale. >:

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 552645)
Is shrubfest really a girl? I was kidding when I said I wanted more of them on here. :(

Probably I mean you saw how Cosmo jumped to the opportunity to start making gay ass small talk.

Grislygus Apr 30th, 2008 05:17 PM

Probably the only starlets I wouldn't bone if given the opportunity are Nicole Kidman and Paris Hilton :x

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 552649)
Probably the only starlets I wouldn't bone if given the opportunity are Nicole Kidman and Paris Hilton :x



You would bone this? :x


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