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Shrubfest May 1st, 2008 08:26 PM

Great, i'll post a bunch of irrelevant nonsense then...


Oh, wait....thats the point, yeah?

executioneer May 1st, 2008 08:28 PM

in this thread? fuck yes

Emu May 1st, 2008 09:01 PM

this is the irrelevant nonsense thread

Fathom Zero May 1st, 2008 09:18 PM

this is the irreverent sense thread.

Pub Lover May 1st, 2008 09:18 PM

Sounds like a title.


Also, it took me ten minutes to realise that I meant ground not grinded. :dunce

Pub Lover May 1st, 2008 09:21 PM


Fathom Zero May 1st, 2008 09:23 PM

OPTIONS?

Pub Lover May 1st, 2008 09:25 PM

Anyone casting for the next Christian Messiah movie, please cast Jake Busey in the main role. I just now really wanted this to happen, so make it so.

Fathom Zero May 1st, 2008 09:30 PM

NOOOOOOOOOO

WhiteRat May 1st, 2008 09:52 PM

breakooooooout!

Sethomas May 1st, 2008 10:27 PM

'cuz EVERYBODY needs a friend like Jesus!

Fathom Zero May 2nd, 2008 01:39 AM

I'm going hiking with a cute girl on the 17th.

Pub Lover May 2nd, 2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 553043)
Kybo, I moved your off-topic posts to the chatroom. >:

Pub, I know I don't need to tell you. ;)

...

Pub Lover May 2nd, 2008 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 553041)
If yer single... no... i not even going to try to hit on you....


Ok, maybe.

Esuohlim has an avatar of a girl too, hit on him somemore, why don't you.

Grislygus May 2nd, 2008 02:00 PM

Hey



HEY








Anybody know the right way to spell Louis Malonga?

Grislygus May 2nd, 2008 02:24 PM

Fine, don't help, you heartless bastards :(

Grislygus May 2nd, 2008 02:26 PM

The closest name I've gotten is Busi Mhlongo, but she's far, far more traditional than the song I heard. Fucking NPR, I swear to god

Guitar Woman May 2nd, 2008 02:27 PM

so I'm a smoker now. Whoops!

Pub Lover May 2nd, 2008 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 553055)
For a good example of just how awful fanfic writers are, please see the extensive Stargate SG1 fanfiction link I posted somewhere in the chat thread, it pretty much redefines gay

I would compare this to suggesting that someone purposefully catch botulism to understand why you didn't like the sandwich you had today.

Sethomas May 2nd, 2008 02:34 PM

Grisly, what was the exact phonetic breakdown of her name, and what ethnicity do you think it was?

Grislygus May 2nd, 2008 02:39 PM

It sounded exactly like Louie Malongo, but I couldn't hear it properly over the professor. Definitely modern South African. Happy, jangly guitars and catchy chorus, sort of a Johnny Clegg feel. It sounded like "Afrikaana" was one of the lyrics, and title was possibly something along the lines of "Rhoomba all the way".

Chorus seemed to be all male, it had a sax solo. Another possibility I've tracked down is Louis Maholo, but he's just a drummer and I can't find any of his albums or tracks.

Grislygus May 2nd, 2008 02:41 PM

I swear, whenever World Cafe plays somebody worth tracking down, it's nearly impossible

Sethomas May 2nd, 2008 02:45 PM

I got the impression you said it was a "she", in which case most languages would pronounce the "s" in "Louis". French phonetics emphasize a final consonant by adding an "e" at the end, especially with feminine names/nouns/adjectives. Hence, I think the French might be "Louise", and the German (more in tune with Afrikaans diction) would be Luise probably. Since I'm a long way away from picking up any Sub-Saharan languages, I don't know how to help with the last name.

Esuohlim May 2nd, 2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 553061)
so I'm a smoker now. Whoops!

I'm proud of you, son

JediScum May 2nd, 2008 04:03 PM

Guitar Woman, I am so NOT proud of you for becoming a smoker because that means, we will little shrunken-headed, fucked up, retard, idiot, lessbian babies that are fat and Mexican or Jewish.

Anyway, I was going to post this in movies, (not the above, step-child) but this:

"With all the comic book movies coming out in droves over the last 7-8 years, WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF A FIRESTORM MOVIE?!?!"


Is it because two MEN fuse? Actually, it's more like a professor and a hunky, hmmmmmmmmmm.... college freshman who FUSE.

And they become a hero who has a FLAMING head. Oh, Dear LORD!!!!


Seriously, though, why no Firestorm script? It could be a good movie. Or it could ummm, a bad movie.

Grislygus May 2nd, 2008 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 553078)
Guitar Woman, I am so NOT proud of you for becoming a smoker because that means, we will little shrunken-headed, fucked up, retard, idiot, lessbian babies that are fat and Mexican or Jewish.

Gus brain hurt.

Grislygus May 2nd, 2008 04:11 PM

Double post

Asila May 2nd, 2008 04:23 PM

Quote:

Guitar Woman, I am so NOT proud of you for becoming a smoker because that means, we will little shrunken-headed, fucked up, retard, idiot, lessbian babies that are fat and Mexican or Jewish.
Sentence composition, man. It can be a beautiful thing.

ElPila666 May 2nd, 2008 06:32 PM

¿What does it means "there were no basement in The Alamo"?, because i was watching pee wee herman adventure and i saw a scene where he get shocked when he found out that "there were no basement in The Alamo"

Grislygus May 2nd, 2008 06:53 PM

There's an old legend that, shortly before the fall of the Alamo, Davy Crockett smuggled the remaining weapons and ammunition to famous frontiersman Pat Boone through a tunnel in the Alamo's basement, for use in the liberation of California and the rest of the Louisiana Purchase.

It's an urban legend of course, Pat Boone was actually intercepted by the band Santana long before he got to Houston. Nevertheless, people in the South still believe that the Alamo had a basement, much to the amusement of Yanks and filthy Mexicans everywhere.

JediScum May 2nd, 2008 08:31 PM

That's not true. I lived in San Antonio for a year and a half. The Alamo does have a basement.

But it was, of course, filled in, because the hotels or the RiverCenter MAUL might collapse (Goddess Forbid). And then, WHERE WOULD THE TOURISTS GO? The AlamoDome? (Snort) Nobody cares about the Spurs since Dennis Rodman.

Oh, the RiverWalk! You ever smell that fucking thing in August? Trenches of chlorinated water lovingly scented with dead ducks and fish, the urine of 3 year olds, cigarette butts of tourists, blood from Mexican gang fights, and maybe me spitting into it in 1995.

I could go on...

Asila May 2nd, 2008 09:05 PM

I actually visited San Antonio two Octobers ago, and I'm not sure how anyone could live in a place that swelters in the falltime, but that's just me. That, and my daughter was terrified by the paddleboat thing at the riverwalk so she just screamed over the guy who was trying to do his little pseudo-presentation.

Well, that and outside the Alamo was the prerequisite 'guy who's holding a bible and screaming at the same time who was later replaced by his second-in-command the guy who holds a bible and tries to stop people.' I was informed that it was a daily occurrence.

ElPila666 May 2nd, 2008 09:14 PM

whoa, american old west stories are interesting, i remember the one of Pecos Bill that he flown inside a tornado, i like disney's version of him

Kybo Ren May 2nd, 2008 09:18 PM

Original Pecos Bill- awesome!
new edited dvd release- stupid!
what's wrong with rollin your own and firingly blindly into the air?

WhiteRat May 2nd, 2008 09:53 PM

Jurassic Park is on tv right now. AMC has spared no expense to provide us with top notch quality friday entertainment.

WhiteRat May 2nd, 2008 10:11 PM

Oh no, Dennis Nedry has just stolen some dino embryos! If only Hammond had appreciated Mr. Nedry more...

JediScum May 2nd, 2008 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 553141)
whoa, american old west stories are interesting, i remember the one of Pecos Bill that he flown inside a tornado, i like disney's version of him

there is a version of the Pecos Bill story narrated by Robin Williams which is fucking awesome!!!! 3 thumbs up! it's not a cartoon, but handdrawn color sketches that fade in then out. You'd have to see it, cause i'm pretty sure i'm bad at describing

Unless, it's San Antonio, Asila. Yeah, Sounds like it hasn't changed much.
Stinky ass downtown tourist trap. no jobs unless you work for military, hotels or a gay bar. WOOT!...."What?"

Pecos Bill didn't just "fly" in a tornardo, ya danged varmit. HE LASSOED IT AND HELD ON AND IT TOOK HIM STRAIGHT UP TO HEAVEN!!!!!!!!

Pub Lover May 3rd, 2008 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 551896)
lol puking for drinking is pathetic i havent seen any of my friends do it even after beer vodka tequila and red bulls

I don't remember clicking the quote button on this quote, what the hell?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 553183)
I think that now the NEW USERS thread should move more in the direction of how to pronounce "Worcester", even in the context of "Worcestershire".

WAR CHEST TOUR! :rawr

Esuohlim May 3rd, 2008 01:23 AM

WUR-STUR-SHUR :embarrass

executioneer May 3rd, 2008 01:24 AM

w(schwa)rst(schwa)rshyer

Pub Lover May 3rd, 2008 01:46 AM

Oddly, when talking about the sauce I don't include the shire suffix.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 552871)
I have a really fun story somewhere about a 14th Century lynch mob hanging people upside-down by their scrota

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 553193)
i checked my source. Apparently, it was actually in the 12th century done under the orders of Thomas de Marle during his brigandage kick. The best answer I can see for why he did it was that he felt like it.

I get that feeling sometimes too.

Hey Kybo Ren, how is it going? :)

Sethomas May 3rd, 2008 01:54 AM

Yeah, Barbara Tuchman was kind enough to point out that the human scrotum was not evolved for that kind of duress, thus they were castrated.

ElPila666 May 3rd, 2008 03:05 AM

are you guys joining to the world wide marijuana march? 238 cities have signed, i'll go, i heard there gonna be millions of joints, is a good chance to get free trip,look how many american citiies have already sign: globalmarijuanamarch dot org

ElPila666 May 3rd, 2008 03:25 AM

I don't care about policeman my only worry about tomorrow is that politicians doesnt going to give a shit about it, maybe the whole thing is in vain, but at least is a chance to get stoned in some park and feel that in a couple of years the situation will change for us. ;_;

ElPila666 May 3rd, 2008 03:33 AM

i'm fucking sad, i'm fucking lonely but is a good therapy for me to get stoned with my sweet weed, playing some video games and escape from the main frame, life seems to be great, but it looks be the same, every day, oh baby who cares?

ElPila666 May 3rd, 2008 03:44 AM

oh my god what did i done

Seven Force May 3rd, 2008 04:10 AM

dinosaur abortions

ElPila666 May 3rd, 2008 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 553173)
there is a version of the Pecos Bill story narrated by Robin Williams which is fucking awesome!!!! 3 thumbs up! it's not a cartoon, but handdrawn color sketches that fade in then out. You'd have to see it, cause i'm pretty sure i'm bad at describing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNswbV4BLWk

robin williams is hilarious, once i saw a made for TV movie on hallmark about mork & mindy show, one thing that shocked me about that movie is that they show how robin was snorking cocaine at that time.

WhiteRat May 3rd, 2008 02:23 PM


MarioRPG May 3rd, 2008 04:52 PM

Honestly WhiteRat, what the hell?

Colonel Flagg May 3rd, 2008 04:57 PM

I concur - something I didn't need to know existed.

Did this perchance "popup" on the same side as the "whatmethdoes.com" ad? If so, where the hell have you been surfing, dude?

Sorry - Page Break.

Kybo Ren May 3rd, 2008 05:46 PM

Hey Kybo Ren, how is it going? :)[/quote]

Broke as a joke, sore as a whore

could be worse, I could of had my nose bitten off by a saigon whore!!
whoops whore twice in one post. er- three times

Tadao May 3rd, 2008 05:50 PM

Chillin' like a snowman.

So I came up with a racist joke that I was rather proud of last night. Family where talking about the study that show a lot of young black children can't are not skilled in the art of swimming. I argued that they could swim, but their weapons weigh to much.

Pub Lover May 3rd, 2008 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 553341)
It's been pretty rough, but we're doing all we can. I didn't mean to be a bummer :/

LOL ANAL SEX! :eek


Also, :( @ the real stuff. :(

Shrubfest May 4th, 2008 07:22 AM

The smilies just make that post all the funnier.

Fathom Zero May 4th, 2008 12:16 PM

El Pila, you're too good to be true.

Pub Lover May 4th, 2008 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 553372)
The smilies just make that post all the funnier.

I'm sorry, I know I suck, but you can ignore me.

Pub Lover May 4th, 2008 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 553375)
Coffee in the shower is one of the best breakfasts...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 553382)
I like beating off in the shower for my breakfast :wank

I was about to suggest that Zomboid was secretly AChimp, but then I remembered that Chimpenstein never showered. :x

Shrubfest May 4th, 2008 03:32 PM

The smilie comment was genuine!

Damn emotionless text.

Tadao May 4th, 2008 03:57 PM

My mom was describing a bidder on ebay to me yesterday. She called him a newbie. I told her that she just powned him and she looked at me weird. My mom is 13371335.

Pub Lover May 4th, 2008 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 553405)
Pub Lover - Infraction for being a kiwi.

That's another infraction for being off-topics & wrong. You stupid, ******.

Pub Lover May 4th, 2008 05:07 PM

What the hell word filter? That is his name. :rolleyes

Pub Lover May 4th, 2008 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackHexen (Post 553410)
Steen1 - Ilmestyskirja. Finnish rap about how rich elite controls poor guys without reason. Conspiracies are true in this song.

With the recent popularity of Argentina's misuse of the English language, Finland returns in force. :x

Tadao May 4th, 2008 05:43 PM

7force - Black Listed

Pub Lover May 4th, 2008 08:27 PM

Liquidstatik: tell milhoe a month is pusshin it & to unban me already :<

Pub Lover May 4th, 2008 08:33 PM

Anyone remember Pram Maven?

That thread made me lol. :(

Esuohlim May 4th, 2008 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 553425)
Liquidstatik: tell milhoe a month is pusshin it & to unban me already :<

Since it really wasn't porn I'll unban him after a week is up :o

Esuohlim May 4th, 2008 08:41 PM

Says the guy whose avatar is probably from porn :(

Zomboid May 4th, 2008 08:49 PM

Fuck you. He'd already pushed it before. LET THE BAN STAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zomboid May 4th, 2008 08:53 PM

How many people do you guys have on your ignore list? I have 8 but I am thinking of removing tadao as he is no longer as annoying as he was before.

Pub Lover May 4th, 2008 08:57 PM

I can't tell you, as you're on mine so I didn't see your post. :eek

Zomboid May 4th, 2008 08:59 PM

Note: User "Pub Lover" has been delayed probation and will remain on "ignore list" until further notice.

Pub Lover May 4th, 2008 09:06 PM

I love you too, Z-Man. :(

executioneer May 4th, 2008 09:29 PM

i have like thirty, but most of them don't post anymore

executioneer May 4th, 2008 09:31 PM

and most of them are because they have gross (anime) avatars that i don't want to see all the goddamn time

Pub Lover May 4th, 2008 09:33 PM


Pub Lover May 4th, 2008 09:34 PM

Am I one of the 30, Willie?

I had a gross anime avatar for a while there. :(

Asila May 4th, 2008 09:36 PM

Quote:

and most of them are because they have gross (anime) avatars that i don't want to see all the goddamn time
Quote:

Am I one of the 30, Willie?

I had a gross anime avatar for a while there. :(
You stole my sentiment

executioneer May 4th, 2008 09:37 PM

no

executioneer May 4th, 2008 09:38 PM

to both y'all

Asila May 4th, 2008 09:39 PM

Quote:

to both y'all
hehe, I have an accent I'd like you to meet

executioneer May 4th, 2008 09:42 PM

i will shake hands with that accent

Asila May 4th, 2008 09:44 PM

Quote:

i will shake hands with that accent
I'll see what I can arrange

Zomboid May 4th, 2008 09:54 PM

Asila was on my ignore list, but then stopped posting. Then when he/she came back, I didn't know who it was so I looked at a few posts and remembered why he got put on ignore in the first place :D

I hate the anime avatars too.

Esuohlim May 5th, 2008 12:02 AM

I have Lenor on and that's it. Courage the Cowardly Dog used to be on there because I thought it would stop me from seeing any threads he made, which didn't work.

Guitar Woman May 5th, 2008 01:57 AM

It's like Zomboid is the enemy of anyone who doesn't enjoy beer bongs

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 03:35 AM

What


Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 553489)
Yeah really we need more unfunny characters on this forum.

Oh great, now Sacks hates me. :(

Thanks alot, Zomboid. >:

Zomboid May 5th, 2008 03:39 AM

What?

ElPila666 May 5th, 2008 03:48 AM

i'm joining you guys on the no more anime avatars cause, but i must say that pokemon is the best show ever

ElPila666 May 5th, 2008 03:55 AM

i must stop filling this thread with nonsenses ;_;

ElPila666 May 5th, 2008 02:16 PM

best thing in the world is smoke a joint when you just wake up, yoh man i miss liquidstatic :tear

executioneer May 5th, 2008 02:16 PM

wake n bake, bromide

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 02:28 PM

Oh creepy, Doopa what are you doing adding me on facebook? :x

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 553483)
I AM GETTING "GAYCHUBBY" ADS

WHO'S THE WISEGUY >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 553504)
Like this?


I'm forever talking about being hot in my gayparts for chubby guys with beards.

Yet what ads do I get? Asian girlfriend adverts is what.

Emu May 5th, 2008 04:20 PM

My avatar is MLE approved. >:

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 553538)
Spoilers!

Spoilers!

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 05:16 PM

Oh yeah, it does that. Dang. Edit button please. >:

Esuohlim May 5th, 2008 05:45 PM

I'd fix it if I knew what the hell you were trying to do :x

Tadao May 5th, 2008 06:03 PM

page source shows this?

Spoilers!

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 553550)
I'd fix it if I knew what the hell you were trying to do :x

I forgot that spoiler tags have to have unique ids to work.


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