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Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 06:30 PM

:pagebrak

Grislygus Jun 9th, 2008 06:32 PM

Pub, don't you dare spoil my Ramirez fun

Grislygus Jun 9th, 2008 06:33 PM

On an unrelated note, RIchard Cheese' take on Rock the Casbah actually kicks ass on it's own merits

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonelclusterfuck (Post 559896)
Banning me is considered flamboyantly gay in atleast... five countries

Most likely, Mister MyAvatarIsACrimeInGod'sEyes.

I also liked how you originally tried to use html to have your sig be a similar offence relating to children and lazers. :domo

Colonelclusterfuck Jun 9th, 2008 06:36 PM

God himself is a crime...

God created Ceiling cat now get over it.

Grislygus Jun 9th, 2008 06:38 PM

I'd wager that this guy here is a clever and unique individual!

Colonelclusterfuck Jun 9th, 2008 06:41 PM

It's either an "awkward silence" kind of thing is happening or this forum is really slow.

... or pub lover is calling the cops on me



Have you been spying on me pub lover? the second I joined this forum you went all "50's anal retentive housewife" and complained about my name.

your like a human version of ceiling cat :D

Grislygus Jun 9th, 2008 06:55 PM

Listen, that kind of getup is really gonna get you the cold shoulder pal ol buddy, ya feel me, allow me to recommend a change of attire




Now I know you don't get this but you don't need to other people will and then you'll be in the clear awright hifive

Grislygus Jun 9th, 2008 06:56 PM

Pub this shindig is rotting you're supposed to be on top of this

Colonelclusterfuck Jun 9th, 2008 06:59 PM

Eh?


what are you proposing? Is pub lover having a temper tantrum because I said god made ceiling cat?

or does he just hate newbies?

Grislygus Jun 9th, 2008 07:02 PM

I'm proposing classy, dig, I'm gonna make you a cool cat, gonna make you walk down the street and the Stray Cats are gonna be all Stray Cat Strut on you and people are gonna make like you're fine, son, gonna get in all the clubs and all the cliques and you're gonna get outta that Fat_Hippo/Pandajuice gutter, got it

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 559902)
Pub, don't you dare spoil my Ramirez fun

Don't read my thread then, Buddy. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 559906)
I'd wager that this guy here is a clever and unique individual!

They all are. :blah
Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonelclusterfuck (Post 559907)
Have you been spying on me pub lover? the second I joined this forum you went all "50's anal retentive housewife" and complained about my name.

It wasn't your name. Your name is very nearly ok. It was your avatar & sig. Such memery isn't smiled upon here. At least, it wasn't. You should head up to the Articles forum. You'll be among equals.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 559913)
Pub this shindig is rotting you're supposed to be on top of this

I... just feel like I've said it all before. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonelclusterfuck (Post 559914)
does he just hate newbies?

Stupid new people. I also dislike the stupid old people.

pac-man Jun 9th, 2008 07:06 PM

It just takes a while to endear yourself to the vets, Colonelclusterfuck. Just ask T-Rex.

Colonelclusterfuck Jun 9th, 2008 07:06 PM

... ummm no I don't get it even after reading it like ten times...


you want me to be classy?

Grislygus Jun 9th, 2008 07:09 PM

Shit son gotta spell it out for ya then you're trussed up like a nickel and dime shitheel, son, gotta get with acceptable culture here

Colonelclusterfuck Jun 9th, 2008 07:13 PM

What are you saying? my brain can't comprehend slang that hasn't been used since what, the 40's?



... and I love memes,

and if you don't then you are encouraging communism.

Grislygus Jun 9th, 2008 07:13 PM

THE SHAREEF DON'T LIKE IT

pac-man Jun 9th, 2008 07:14 PM

I think he's saying that you don't fit in.

Grislygus Jun 9th, 2008 07:16 PM


Colonelclusterfuck Jun 9th, 2008 07:16 PM

fitting in is blasphemey


... and rock the casbah is a punk song, I hate to break it to ya' buddy but punk is dead

Grislygus Jun 9th, 2008 07:17 PM


Grislygus Jun 9th, 2008 07:19 PM

Well it would seem, since you're using not one, but two overdone rehashes of boring jokes that everyone, their mother, and their buddies Receivus, Collosocles, and Hepatitomus use on a regular basis, I'd say you're a bit too focused on fitting in

Grislygus Jun 9th, 2008 07:20 PM

THE SHAREEF DON'T LIKE IT

Colonelclusterfuck Jun 9th, 2008 07:21 PM

then why are you saying that I'm not fitting in?

First you say I don't fit in and now your saying I'm too focused on fitting in....

what do you want from me? im just an innocent forum virgin

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 07:23 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 07:24 PM

:pagebrak
Count much, Pub? :rolleyes

Grislygus Jun 9th, 2008 07:24 PM

I'm trying to help, sonny boy now you wanna get to tappin and deck yourself with new threads, or you can just try to hack it with a two bit suit, nothin ta me

pac-man Jun 9th, 2008 07:24 PM


Grislygus Jun 9th, 2008 07:25 PM

That's pretty sparkly there, princess.

Lobo Tommy Jun 9th, 2008 07:26 PM

I don't understand whats going on.

pac-man Jun 9th, 2008 07:27 PM

The cherries look like boobs.

Colonelclusterfuck Jun 9th, 2008 07:29 PM

... what did ceiling cat ever do to you pub lover?

Grislygus Jun 9th, 2008 07:31 PM

Suddenly leave the greasy cesspool it spawned from, carrying like a tick on the backs of people whose sole purpose in life is to kill jokes?

Lobo Tommy Jun 9th, 2008 07:31 PM

http://molepoophead.ytmnd.com/

OH SHIT GREATEST YTMND EVER.

Serial.

Grislygus Jun 9th, 2008 07:32 PM

Yeeeah, I'm out

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 07:32 PM

Hey guys, Esuohlim has a daughter! :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 559920)
It just takes a while to endear yourself to the vets, Colonelclusterfuck. Just ask T-Rex.

Fuck what the vets think, the stuck up pricks never do what I tell them. >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonelclusterfuck (Post 559935)
then why are you saying that I'm not fitting in?

First you say I don't fit in and now your saying I'm too focused on fitting in....

what do you want from me? im just an innocent forum virgin

You're trying to fit in with the internet, and here that used to mean you do not fit in. Do what you like, see if I'm gonna care beyond my gentle weeping.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy (Post 559943)
I don't understand whats going on.

Then maybe shut up until you do? Or maybe ask a question, and I'll answer by telling you to shut up. It's tradition.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonelclusterfuck
what did ceiling cat ever do to you pub lover?

He told the fat cats they couldn't dance.

BUT THEY CAN!



THEY CAN DANCE ALL NIGHT!

Lobo Tommy Jun 9th, 2008 07:33 PM

Greasy cesspool.

I have to admit ,I don't get it.

edit: (meaning the term greasy cesspool)

pac-man Jun 9th, 2008 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 559944)
The cherries look like boobs.

I take that back. They look more like Pac-Man's eyes on the old cabinet art:


Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 07:34 PM

DANCE FATCATS DANCE!

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 07:34 PM

ONE CAT!

bigtimecow Jun 9th, 2008 07:35 PM

ITS SO GODDAMN HOT OUT OH MY GOD

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 07:35 PM

TWO CATS!

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 07:36 PM

THREE CATS!

Lobo Tommy Jun 9th, 2008 07:36 PM

http://molepoophead.ytmnd.com/

!!!

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 07:36 PM


Colonelclusterfuck Jun 9th, 2008 07:37 PM

God damnit quoting gives me a migraine.

anyways...

ceiling cat only said fat cats can't dance because he's pessimistic, but now he believes.

Lobo Tommy Jun 9th, 2008 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonelclusterfuck (Post 559963)
God damnit quoting gives me a migraine.

anyways...

ceiling cat only said fat cats can't dance because he's pessimistic, but now he believes.

http://molepoophead.ytmnd.com/

bigtimecow Jun 9th, 2008 07:38 PM

FOUR CHA----- nevermind

pac-man Jun 9th, 2008 07:38 PM



And low and behold, it's German.

Guitar Woman Jun 9th, 2008 07:40 PM

I hate this thread

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 07:40 PM

ALL OF YOU! PLEASE STOP THIS AT ONCE!

Tadao Jun 9th, 2008 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonelclusterfuck (Post 559963)
God damnit quoting gives me a migraine.

It's pretty easy dumbass, just press the quote button.

Colonelclusterfuck Jun 9th, 2008 07:42 PM

pub lover?

does it hurt you (mentally) every time you cast your eyes upon my ceiling cat?

... well if it does.... it's okay you'll get used to it


*stopping*


*tip toes to a different thread*

Guitar Woman Jun 9th, 2008 07:42 PM

I REALLY hate this thread

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 07:45 PM

Oh shut the fuck up, GW. We get it! You're an awesome vet with great taste in everything and I allow stupid shit to propagate and fester in here and that challenges the stupid shit you post everywhere else. ...some how...

Lobo Tommy Jun 9th, 2008 07:46 PM


Asila Jun 9th, 2008 07:56 PM

Someone remind me to fuss at GrislyGus when he gets back, since I now have Rock the Casbah stuck in my head. Not that he'll care, so forget it maybe.

And man Texas is hot >:(

pac-man Jun 9th, 2008 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy (Post 559975)

Happy Birthday Paurie. Happy Birthday Paurie.

Lobo Tommy Jun 9th, 2008 07:59 PM

Its 100 here. It sucks. And its humid.

Colonelclusterfuck Jun 9th, 2008 07:59 PM

my ass wont stop sticking to my seat

(thats how hot it is)

Lobo Tommy Jun 9th, 2008 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonelclusterfuck (Post 559982)
my ass wont stop sticking to my seat

(thats how hot it is)

Didn't you get that snazzy office chair yesterday?

pac-man Jun 9th, 2008 08:01 PM

The A/C is sweet. You guys should try it.

Colonelclusterfuck Jun 9th, 2008 08:02 PM

yeah but I forgot to bring it inside... whoa where the hell did it go?

my office chair is gone!

Lobo Tommy Jun 9th, 2008 08:02 PM

I don't have one in my room. Because God Jesus hates me.

Colonelclusterfuck Jun 9th, 2008 08:04 PM

I have one im my room.

but my computer isn't in my room...

God Jesus hates me too

Asila Jun 9th, 2008 08:04 PM

>:

pac-man Jun 9th, 2008 08:04 PM

It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Colonelclusterfuck Jun 9th, 2008 08:07 PM

god damnit MA (forgot how to spell it)

Humid and hot in the summer and freezing fucking cold in the winter

Guitar Woman Jun 9th, 2008 08:19 PM

Quote:

You're an awesome vet with great taste in everything
Jeeze, I'm glad someone noticed this

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 08:24 PM

I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP, GW! >:

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 08:27 PM


Colonelclusterfuck Jun 9th, 2008 08:29 PM

this morbidly obese thread does suck everything ever conceived.

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 08:35 PM

That isn't why GW hates it.

pac-man Jun 9th, 2008 08:39 PM



Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate!

MetalMilitia Jun 9th, 2008 09:24 PM

Somewhat related, I'm pretty sure guitar woman has just about the worst taste in everything.

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 09:27 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonelclusterfuck (Post 559971)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 559968)
ALL OF YOU! PLEASE STOP THIS AT ONCE!

*stopping*

:lol
Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 560009)
Somewhat related, I'm pretty sure guitar woman has just about the worst taste in everything.

When you become a vet maybe you can have an opinion. :domo

Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2008 09:30 PM


MattJack Jun 9th, 2008 09:32 PM

pppfffftttt hahahahaha

Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2008 09:34 PM


Guitar Woman Jun 9th, 2008 09:55 PM

When I grow up I'm going to develop complex feelings and thoughts about things, just like Metalmilitia.

I'm sure that's why he listens to Trent Reznor.

Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2008 09:58 PM

All Guitar Woman listens to is man ass. And who wouldn't?

Guitar Woman Jun 9th, 2008 09:59 PM


Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2008 10:03 PM


Guitar Woman Jun 9th, 2008 10:05 PM

infractions all around.

Guitar Woman Jun 9th, 2008 10:05 PM

also what the fuck :<

Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2008 10:07 PM


Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2008 10:09 PM


Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2008 10:10 PM

http://www.gnaa.us/

Guitar Woman Jun 9th, 2008 10:13 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2008 10:16 PM


Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2008 10:17 PM


Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2008 10:20 PM

I was going to post a picture of a badass compound fracture that looked like a bowl of spaghetti sauce and sticks, but I was afraid I might get banned. I don't really know the extent of the gross-out factor around here.

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 10:21 PM


Guitar Woman Jun 9th, 2008 10:21 PM

so spoiler it

pac-man Jun 9th, 2008 10:22 PM

Post a link.

Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2008 10:24 PM

http://www.surgical-tutor.org.uk/pic...d_fracture.jpg

Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2008 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 560041)

You're just mad 'cause you've got no one to love, hermit.

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2008 10:24 PM


Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2008 10:25 PM



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