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Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 11:44 PM


Esuohlim Jul 29th, 2008 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 571428)
Are you using the Wii-mote?

Yeah that and the left hand thing that plugs into it

Rez Jul 30th, 2008 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 571390)
:hypno

yep.
funny backstory.
basically renee was being all quirky and whatnot with people during lunch and i turned it on her when a teacher passed by and she got super embarassed. i lol'd harder so she wrote that song.

Tadao Jul 30th, 2008 02:01 AM

Kitty no face

http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/

=^..^=

wobzire Jul 30th, 2008 11:18 AM

How are we doing today folks?

executioneer Jul 30th, 2008 11:48 AM

TADAO >:

liquidstatik Jul 30th, 2008 03:04 PM

::lol

Rez Jul 30th, 2008 03:20 PM

i was hoping it'd be that monstrosity

About Me
  • I'M A GIRL!!!!
AWWWW!!

Fathom Zero Jul 30th, 2008 03:26 PM

I went onto Facebook and it redirected me to this phishery site:

http://www.mobile-preferences.com/us/index.php

Pub Lover Jul 30th, 2008 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 373834)
I got Hugh Grant and then a bunch of girls >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 373837)
That's no surprise, as you are a girl.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 571433)
ALSO I AM PROUD TO RESEMBLE A YOUNG ALAN RUCK >:

:lol

Chojin Jul 30th, 2008 07:03 PM

fuck, this forum is amazing after you've spent a couple hours on a game's forum :<

Zomboid Jul 30th, 2008 08:24 PM

I'll agree with that. I sometimes go to gamefaqs and search the forums if I need specific info about something that's not in a guide, and that's just a whole lot of shit to wade through. IMDb ranges from 4chan 12 year olds to intelligent discussion, but the ratio is pretty terrible.

Fathom Zero Jul 30th, 2008 08:45 PM

http://episteme.arstechnica.com/

Pub Lover Jul 30th, 2008 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 571509)
but tadao that girl i sugly :(

Did you sugly her all night? :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by ceti (Post 571577)
Did anyone happen to catch the MST3K reunion?

If so what did anyone think of it, did they say anything about a revival of the show or anything of that nature?

And are there any Mystery Science Theater 3000 fanshere?

I have not seen this show as I am Canadian.

Danny assures me I have not missed anything good.

Tadao Jul 30th, 2008 10:38 PM

I'm surprised, Danny gets high and Joel was great when you're high.

I'd suggle her.

Pub Lover Jul 30th, 2008 11:19 PM

I would like to watch people getting high that are watching movies that are not amusing to their drug-fogged minds! :eek

Dog who says I rove roo

Pub Lover Jul 30th, 2008 11:21 PM

I would be drunk while doing this though. :(

liquidstatik Jul 30th, 2008 11:29 PM

MY DADS NAME IS JOEL TADAO WHO ARE YOU :eek

Pub Lover Jul 30th, 2008 11:34 PM

MY BROTHER'S NAME IS JOEL, AM I YOUR UNCLE, DANNY?

Also, I think I should note for all my female friends with children, I really don't know how to reassure you that you're doing the right thing as I am not well equiped for such adult conversations.

Tadao Jul 30th, 2008 11:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR-Ikfqgv70

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2008 12:00 AM

Label your links so I know what I'm not clicking. ;(

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2008 12:37 AM

Back to this avatar to answer Seth's question. :eek

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2008 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 571619)
I used to read mail-in catalogues all the time as a kid, and the most expensive item in one was a $200 lucid dreaming kit, which included a sleep mask that supposedly detected REM sleep and then would pulse red LEDs at your eyes to put you into a lucid dreaming state.


Tadao Jul 31st, 2008 01:53 AM

Ouch that hurts my eyes

Tadao Jul 31st, 2008 01:54 AM


HickMan Jul 31st, 2008 06:29 AM

Big Bear he's iron tough
Big Bear he's got a chest like a rug
Big Bear he don't take no guph
He's Big Bear!

Esuohlim Jul 31st, 2008 10:04 AM

:squigly

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2008 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 571679)
so, people were upset about the mario emoticon, but that gif is a-ok?

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS GIF, JEEZE >:




ALSO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? :x

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2008 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cedar (Post 571687)
amazing daft punk pulp fiction wallpaper can you PM me the image please


Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2008 04:10 PM

Photobucket auto-resizes because I'm a cheap bastard, and Imageshack takes forever to upload to. :(

liquidstatik Jul 31st, 2008 04:21 PM

lol, all he had to do was open paint :x

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2008 04:24 PM

GODDAMN IT, NO HE DIDN'T! HE BETTER DAMN USE MY VERSION! >:

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2008 05:09 PM

[08:01] this horse NOISE: afk i need to shit D:

ElPila666 Jul 31st, 2008 06:28 PM


ElPila666 Jul 31st, 2008 06:35 PM

Failed page braek :( :drink

liquidstatik Jul 31st, 2008 06:35 PM

:eek

HickMan Jul 31st, 2008 07:48 PM

Guys that's a cool background :eek I like Daft Punk :eek I always play it when I'm driving fast :eek

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2008 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 571724)
i thought this thread was going to be about how seth is baffled by electricity.

I put that joke to him the day he started the thread. ;)

But mine involved quantum mechanics and how I never really got it.:(

liquidstatik Jul 31st, 2008 07:51 PM

hey pub dooopas over in glowbellys thread :eek

HickMan Jul 31st, 2008 07:55 PM

http://www.sickanimation.com/cartoon.asp?name=cove

NEW SICK ANIMATION

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2008 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 571728)
hey pub dooopas over in glowbellys thread :eek

I saw. She got a message telling her that didn't enter text.

The board was all 'The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 2 characters.' And she was all 'WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK S THIS FUCKING SHIT, I DON'T NEED THIS FUCKING SHIT IN MY SHITCOCKSBITCHTITTIES FACE!' >:

Because she has tourette's or something. :eek

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2008 08:03 PM

Except I think she'd be more imaginative with her cussing. :rolleyes

I only know two swear words. :(

Chojin Jul 31st, 2008 08:27 PM

it's because text in quotes doesn't count toward the character limit.

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2008 08:35 PM

CASE CLOSED, COLUMBO! :chojinchimesin

MattJack Jul 31st, 2008 09:56 PM

<3 that daft punk background pub

ty

HickMan Aug 1st, 2008 12:09 AM

My avatar's supposed to zoom in like a funny net gif but w.e.

liquidstatik Aug 1st, 2008 12:11 AM

:x

HickMan Aug 1st, 2008 03:00 AM

its ok guys i still lol when i look at it. so guys im gonna be pissed that i'll be missing season 5 of entourage. that's like my fav show. liquid could u record it for me?

i-mockery should have its own entourages it'd be fun

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 05:00 AM

Over the next two weeks my posting will be fueled by an unholy amount of booze. I'm glad I don't own a web cam.

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 09:58 AM

Drinking is underrated.

Kitsa Aug 1st, 2008 11:25 AM

tadao: why and what kind? Scotch is good.

Guitar Woman Aug 1st, 2008 11:39 AM

I have a Cockspur rum t-shirt that I wear to school because it's offensive in multiple ways

Guitar Woman Aug 1st, 2008 11:45 AM

girls with really bad sunburns are cute, am I the only one who thinks this?

MetalMilitia Aug 1st, 2008 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 571806)
I have a Cockspur rum t-shirt that I wear to school because it's offensive in multiple ways


Bringin' down the system, one t-shirt at a time. :rockon

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 571808)
girls with really bad sunburns are cute, am I the only one who thinks this?

post an example so we an decide.

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2008 12:15 PM

Jesus, that's ugly.

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2008 01:33 PM

This email was sent by Compare People. You can disable emails here.
---
Your friends have voted on your strengths and weaknesses:

STRENGTHS:

best room-mate
person with the best hair
cutest

WEAKNESSES:

best to be stuck in handcuffs with
person with the best profile picture

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 571805)
tadao: why and what kind? Scotch is good.

I'll be house sitting for my brother and bored out of my skull. I'm going to go with my favorites. Vodka on the rocks and Stouts.

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2008 01:46 PM

Your chariot awaits.

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 571820)
This email was sent by Compare People. You can disable emails here.
---
Your friends have voted on your strengths and weaknesses:

STRENGTHS:

best room-mate
person with the best hair
cutest

WEAKNESSES:

best to be stuck in handcuffs with
person with the best profile picture

You need to be more reckless and bad, your gonna get stuck as the "friend" if you stay on this path.

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2008 01:52 PM

I'd rather be best person to be stuck in handcuffs with than cutest. WHY CAN'T I BE UGLY?

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 02:06 PM

Best pesrson to be stuck with in handcuffs means that you are safe and therefore unfuckable.

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2008 02:14 PM

I think you could spin handcuffs either way, so I'm cool with it.

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 02:16 PM

Isn't it more to do with prison escape buddy comedies?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 571741)
I think the amount of camel toe in some of those pictures warrants a NSFW

NEEDS MORE DOC MANHATTAN PENIS

I DON'T MIND THE FIRST HALF OF THE MOVIE DOING THE WHOLE 'THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING BLOCKING IT FROM VIEW' THING BUT I DEMAND THAT FOR AT LEAST HALF OF OZYMANDIAS' POINTLESS EXPLANATION AT THE END WE GET A LONG, SLOW SHOT OF GIANT BLUE WANG

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 571842)
I like how people are answering as if she asked "Do you own any books that have to do with getting rich quick."

Please re-read the question!

WHO DID THAT? >:

I DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING! >:

WHAT THE HELL? >:

MAYBE YOU SHOULD REREAD THEIR ANSWERS >:

liquidstatik Aug 1st, 2008 02:53 PM

I HAVE NEVER SEEN ENTOURAGE IS IT GOOD?

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 02:59 PM

NEVERMIND! THESE PEOPLE COULD'VE LOOKED AT THE QUESTION HARDER:

Esuohlim
Jaeger S Meistersen
MAYBE MattJack
Mockery
sspadowsky

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 571837)
I think you could spin handcuffs either way, so I'm cool with it.

It's non sexual because it uses the word "stuck".

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 03:08 PM

Yay I'm not listed!

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 03:09 PM

I find the word "stuck" highly sexual

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 03:12 PM

I'm sure you do.

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OxBlood (Post 571790)
PAL sucked back then...and it still does

WHAT THE HELL, GERMANY? I WILL FIGHT YOU! :hickman
Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 571847)
Yay I'm not listed!

DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE? I HAD TO TAKE YOU OFF IGNORE TO CHECK, AND IT SEEMS YOU ONLY SAID 'YES' WHICH IS A SHIT ANSWER AND GAVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT WHEN I MADE THE LIST.

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 03:16 PM

:explode:explode

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 03:18 PM

I WISH YOU WERE MORE NICE.

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 03:24 PM

WHAT WASN'T NICE?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 571849)
CETI! GET BACK IN HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT THAT CREATED A THREAD AFTER POSTING TWICE.

HE'S TOO BUSY BEING THE CENTRE FOR EXTRA TESTICLE INTELLIGENCE :eek

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 03:25 PM


wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 03:27 PM

I apologize that I am on your forums making you full of anger! My work blocks HELLOKITTY WORLD for some reason and my girlfriend doesn't let me go on the computer at home anymore beacause she claims the popups I cause are the reason for her night terrors! OK IM SORRY! OK?

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 03:46 PM

WHOSE GOT THE ANGER, ROBBY? :eek

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 03:51 PM

Do you like girls Wobzire?

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 03:52 PM

There is no correct answer to that!

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 571867)
Do you like girls Wobzire?

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 571868)
There is no correct answer to that!

:X

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 03:54 PM

Whatever the correct answer might have been that was NOT it.

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 03:56 PM

WHY DON'T YOU MARRY YOUR GIRLFRIEND, ROBBO? SHE ISN'T GETTING ANY YOUNGER, AND YOUR KIDS ARE WORRIED THAT YOU MIGHT LEAVE THEM. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geggy (Post 571862)
I still firmly believe that the wars in iraq and afghanistan are not meant to be won, just prolonged and stretched out to maximize revenue and strategically positioning themselves for the next "war" (pakistan? Iran?) These "top terrorists" are being kept "alive" and remaining "free" to be used as part a deliberate propaganda campaign to prolong these wars.

I ONCE READ A BOOK THAT MENTIONED ALWAYS BEING AT WAR FOR SOME REASON AND THEY WERE ALL "EURASIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH OCEANIA" AND I WAS ALL "DANG, DON'T BE AT WAR WITH OCEANIA, I BE LIVING IN THAT DANG OL' PLACE" BUT THEN THEY WENT TO ALWAYS WAR WITH EASTASIA AND THAT DIDN'T FEEL ANY BETTER AS I WAS GUILTY FOR MAKING SOMEONE ELSES HOME A WAR

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 03:58 PM

I'm saving up for a ring OK? Also I think Pub Lover is T-Rex

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 04:00 PM

I think Pub is me because I want to feel him inside me.

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 04:01 PM

I think pub is my friend beacause I chose not to say " a poor mans t-rex".

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 04:03 PM

THE DINOSUAR THAT HAS NEIGHBOURS THAT CREEOP HIM OUT OR THE DUDE THAT POSTS HERE BECAUSE IF IT'S THE WRONG ONE THEN I MIGHT HAVE SOME VIEWS


YOU NOT BE NEEDING A RING, SHE ALREADY KNOWS YOU'RE POOR, JUST BE ALL "YOUSE MY WOMAN AN I WANT PEOPLES TO KNOW THAT I AIN'T RUNNIN NOWHERE!"

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 04:05 PM

I ALSO DON'T MIND PEOPLE SAYING I AM MARC BOLAN

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 04:06 PM

The Dinosaur! Oh god the dinosaur! I would compare you to someone who posts here, but I know you HATE people that post here! That is why we can be friends.

WE ALREADY LIVE TOGETHER AND HAVE A DOG (whom I love) THE RING IS FOR SOME REASON THAT IS WELL BEYOND MY (and my dogs) UNDERSTANDING STILL IMPORTANT!

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 04:33 PM


Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 04:34 PM

I need to rework my MILF resume.

Kitsa Aug 1st, 2008 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 571851)
I HAD TO TAKE YOU OFF IGNORE TO CHECK, AND IT SEEMS YOU ONLY SAID 'YES' WHICH IS A SHIT ANSWER AND GAVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT WHEN I MADE THE LIST.

Well, good on you for unignoring him long enough to check, anyway. When I put people on ignore I no longer give a fuck what they say one way or another, so checking never happens. I applaud your tolerance of us, inferior beings that we are. :bow

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2008 04:45 PM

:hypno

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 04:48 PM

Someone lumped me in with them! If I knew how to make, find, or post a GIF you can bet there would be one posted here of something that conveys joy as opposed to this description of it!

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 04:54 PM

I HOPE KITSA ISN'T TALKING TO ME, I WOULD HATE TO THINK I'M MISSING HER BE INSIGHTFUL IN SOME WAY AND I MISSED IT BECAUSE OF MY REALLY LONG AND ALL-INCLUSIVE IGNORE LIST! :x

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 04:56 PM

She was! Would you like me to quote it so than then you can see it?

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 04:59 PM

NO, BECAUSE MY IRONY CYCLE WOULD EXPLODE FROM BEING PEDALED TOO FAST. :eek

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 05:06 PM

I think I can appreciate that.

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2008 05:08 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 05:11 PM

#45000


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