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Asila Nov 10th, 2008 11:52 PM

:o


Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:53 PM

You see, it has come to my attention that the art forum is full of unreliable dildos, yet I am eager to start a new project.

So I will. But I won't do it with them. I'll do it with you. The cool people.

executioneer Nov 10th, 2008 11:54 PM

MCCLOUD

Tadao Nov 10th, 2008 11:54 PM

What's the deal?

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:55 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you:

THE GRAND GRISLY ART CONTEST

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:56 PM


Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:57 PM

The idea is simple. I have started this picture for you. Finish it for me.

Asila Nov 10th, 2008 11:58 PM

THE PEOPLE WHO COULD NOT CLAIM TO BE ARTISTS EVEN IF THEY'D HAD A WILD NIGHT WITH SALVADORE DALI?

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:58 PM

Do it in any method or madness you choose, and pm me the results. When I have decided that I have received enough, I will choose a winner and post all contributions in the art forum and laugh at the fools who missed this opportunity

Asila Nov 10th, 2008 11:58 PM

I mean really, I could cheat and let my father do it, if I wanted it to look good

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:59 PM

YOU ARE THE OUTCASTS, THE HERMITS, THE TRUE TORTURED SOULS, SHINE FOR ME! SHINE!


Johnny, show them what they'll win!

Asila Nov 10th, 2008 11:59 PM

OH GOD WHAT WILL IT BE

Guitar Woman Nov 11th, 2008 12:00 AM

Quote:

Pure eyes, blue like a glassy bead---
You are always looking at me
and I am always looking at you.

Ah, you're too meek---
beautiful, unspoiled:
thus I'm so sad, I suffer---
and so happy, it hurts.

I want to hurt you
and destroy myself
What you would think
if you knew how I felt.

Would you simply smile,
not saying a word?
Even curses from your mouth
would be as beautiful as pearls.

I place my left hand on your
face as though we were to kiss.
Then I suddenly shove my thumb
deep into your eyesocket.
Abruptly, decisively,
like drilling a hole.

And what would it feel like?
Like jelly?
Trembling with ecstasy, I obscenely
mix it around and around: I must
taste the warmth of your blood.

How would you scream?
Would you shriek "It hurts!
It hurts!" as cinnabar-red tears
stream from your crushed eye?

You can't know the maddening
hunger I've felt in the midst of
our kisses, so many of them
I've lost count.

As though drinking in your cries,
I bring my hopes to fruition:
biting your tongue, shredding it,
biting at your lips as if tasting
your lipstick.

Oh, what euphoric heights I would
reach, having my desires fulfilled
like a greedy, gluttonous cur.

I longed, too, for your cherry-tinted
cheeks, tasty enough to bewitch my
tongue.
I would surely be healed,
and would cry like a child.

And how is your tender ear?
It brushes against my cheek;
I want it to creep up to my lips so
I can sink my teeth into its flesh.

Your left ear, always hearing words
whispered sweet as pie---
I want it to hear my true feelings.
I never lied, no...
but I did have my secrets.

Ah, but what must you think of me?
Do you hate me? Are you afraid?
As though inviting you to the agony
at the play's end, if you wish, you
could destroy me---I wouldn't care.

As you wish, you may destroy me
---I wouldn't care.
I didn't like this poem very much. :(

Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:01 AM

"THHHHHHHAAAAAAAYTS RIGHT, GW! WE'VE GOT QUITE A PRIZE ON OUR HANDS HERE!



WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A HEARTWARMING TALE OF ART CRITICS, MEDIA MOGULS, PARENTS, AND A GREASY FILM MAKER EXPLOITING A SMALL CHILD! AND IT'LL BE SHIPPED TO THE WINNER! HOLY SHIT! BACK TO YOU, GW!"

Asila Nov 11th, 2008 12:02 AM

OH


I'VE SEEN THAT


FUCK

ALSO FUCK YOU GW SRSLY

Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:04 AM

WHAT ELSE WE GOT, JOHNNY?

Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:08 AM

"WELL, FOR THE FIRST PLACE WINNER, WE HAVE SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL HERE FOLKS, I GOTTA TELL YA, I SLIT MY WRISTS WHEN THEY TOLD ME I COULDN'T KEEP IT!

SERIOUSLY, IT WAS LIKE TWO MINUTES AGO!


I'M BLEEDING OUT!


ANYWAY, WE GOT OURSELVES A NICE HARDCOVER BY BELOVED ENGLISH FRUITBAT REALPH STEADMAN, FOLLOW UP TO HIS ACCLAIMED GRAPES OF RALPH!



CALL AN AMBULANCE!"

Asila Nov 11th, 2008 12:11 AM

OH

I MIGHT PARTICIPATE IN THAT CASE

liquidstatik Nov 11th, 2008 12:24 AM

I WISH I HAD A WACOM TABLET BUT W/E I AM PARTICIPATING ANYWAY SIR

Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:26 AM

YES

YES

WE WILL SHOW THEM ALL

Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:26 AM

Seriously though you two may end up getting the prizes just because you'll be the only ones participating :(

Asila Nov 11th, 2008 12:35 AM

more people love you than you know, Grisly. You might be surprised

Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:38 AM


Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:39 AM

FACK


liquidstatik Nov 11th, 2008 12:40 AM

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