If they didn't want people to eat fish they should name them something like "Exploding Rectal Boils"

yeah something gross

Don't many companies name their food products something cute to sell more? And they have cute mascots of the animal that is being killed and consumed too.

If they are renamed sea kittens, then our oceans will soon be empty.

Sorry Charlie!

If they were renamed Sea Kittens, the fish-processing companies would just buy rights to the Friskies can labels and change a few words.

plus there's the whole kitten/cat/pussy thing to consider

YEAH MAN I'M GONNA GO HOME AND EAT SOME SEA PUSSY :jerkoff

Woudnt want to choke on a hairball now would we ^^

:lol

It's so true.

Fish time is success time.

http://www.yuwanmei.com/

Isn't that the fake company that bought the Onion?

I like colbert's suggestion that we just start dining on land fish

oh man PETA is totally being racist against river fish :o

peter murphy (singer from bauhaus) sounds, to me, like what ziggy stardust would have sounded like had he come from hell rather than outer space.

basically he sounds like goth david bowie.

and it's fucking outstanding.

bauhaus was a great band.

I PRONOUNCE IT BOAT HOUSE

damn the paper just arrived

WHATS SO BAD ABOUT THAT

YOU GOT SOMETHIN AGAINST PEOPLE DELIVERING PAPERS? ITS JUST THEIR JOB YOU IGNORANT FUCK.

its cold outside

Put a fucking jacket on, you'll freeze to death.

KAHJLORN LETS BE FRIENDS

kaljohn doesnt like friends

It's because he doesn't have any. >:

The "sea kitten" is such an amazing parody of all the bad elements of PETA, and what's even more awesome is they're doing it themselves.

• Immediate impression of certain words matters more than actual facts
• Frankly admitting they only care about the cute animals
• Attempts to redefine reality
• Assumption that you'll actually follow their insane logic four steps and then try to argue in the magical fantasy land they've created for themselves

The worst thing is I know some real animal rights people (non-insane ones who protest against actual mistreatment of animals and won't try to mace you for eating, and even accept rational arguments on certain issues) and these nutbars give them a bad name.

Animals eat other animals: Fact. Humans are animals: Fact. Humans are omnivores: Fact.

Quit trying to change my nature PETA! >: