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Fathom Zero Sep 29th, 2011 06:28 PM

I'VE BEEN PHONIN'
NIGHT AND MORNIN'
I HEARD YOU SAY
'TELL HIM I'M NOT HOME'

NOW YOU'RE CONFESSIN'
BUT I'M STILL GUESSIN'
I'VE BEEN YOUR FOOL
FOR SO SO LONG

GIRL DON'T LIE
JUST TO SAVE MY FEELINGS
GIRL DON'T CRY
AND TELL ME NOTHIN'S WRONG
GIRL DON'T TRY
TO MAKE UP PHONY REASONS
I'D RATHER LEAVE
THAN NEVER BELIEVE

IF THIS IS IT
THEN PLEASE LET ME KNOW
IF THIS AIN'T LOVE
YOU BETTER LET ME KNOW
IF THIS IS IT
I WANNA KNOOOOOOOW
IF THIS AIN'T LOVE, BABY
JUST SAY SO

Rongi Sep 29th, 2011 06:33 PM

I will bet you anything Pram Maven will be back here within a few months

Rongi Sep 29th, 2011 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 744679)
the wit of Sartre.

hahahahaha

Kitsa Sep 29th, 2011 06:49 PM

Thanks a lot, Pram, you fickle bastard, I didn't overtly hate you and I didn't even get a mention.

I even got drunk once and almost put a virtual sympathetic arm around your weasel shoulders in a moment of weakness.

For this ingratitude you receive fuckyous in perpetuity.

Shyandquietguy Sep 29th, 2011 07:22 PM

I didn't know asperger's was a remissive disease. :rolleyes Let alone anyone with talent were the only ones who had it. :rolleyes PS: All goths/emos have aspergers! Take that down neuroscience!

PS: The grossest boner story of all! Okay, so I rubbed one off and got into a shower, I was feeling kind of off that day. I got out of the shower and was drying myself off and before I was about to dry off my face I noticed a long grey thread/hair/I didn't know what it was. Then I TOUCHED IT :x

ThrashO Sep 29th, 2011 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 744679)
[b]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 744679)
This is the last post you'll (n)ever see me from me

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 744679)
I'll miss talking to two you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 744679)
You only pick on the people who have everything going for them.

wat

PS: see you tomorrow.

Emu Sep 29th, 2011 08:18 PM

How can there be 75 people viewing this forum and none of them posting >:

Fathom Zero Sep 29th, 2011 08:23 PM

I have nothing to say.

Fathom Zero Sep 29th, 2011 08:23 PM

never was there a truer statement

ThrashO Sep 29th, 2011 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 744688)
PS: The grossest boner story of all! Okay, so I rubbed one off and got into a shower, I was feeling kind of off that day. I got out of the shower and was drying myself off and before I was about to dry off my face I noticed a long grey thread/hair/I didn't know what it was. Then I TOUCHED IT :x

AND IT WAS YOUR PENIS :eek

ThrashO Sep 29th, 2011 08:34 PM

User's currently online: ThrashO, Sacks, eddiecrocke, AChimp, carolilsv, garypymz6l, dejonl1hv, victobhhw, ejfasdss, danie4ij4, elx, Emu, Pram Maven, darkvare, Fathom Zero

"IM LEAVING GUYS FOR REAL, I DONT EVEN CARE. BUT I AM GOING TO STICK AROUND TO SEE IF ANYONE COMMENDS ME ON MY FINAL STAND BECAUSE I NEED VALIDATION EVEN THOUGH I HAVE EVERYTHING GOING FOR ME (lol, dammit couldnt keep a straight quote)."

Hey Pram, go sculpt a clay dick and fuck yourself with it before it cools.

It's great because if he makes a retort he'll look an idiot (not because I said "See you tomorrow", just because it will be a normal, poorly thought out post made by him)

ThrashO Sep 29th, 2011 08:47 PM

ALSO THE NEW REPUTATION SYSTEM IS IN EFFECT >:

\/\/\/\/\/\/

Fathom Zero Sep 29th, 2011 08:53 PM

go away

Emu Sep 29th, 2011 08:59 PM

milhouse we need you to cleanse the thread in holy fire

Kitsa Sep 29th, 2011 09:36 PM

Here's something that has nothing to do with anything. I never realized how creeped out I was by bathrooms with windows until I visited someone who had one.

It was okay during the day, but at nighttime I was completely freaked out to use that bathroom. There weren't blinds over it, just sheers, and it was at street level next to a walkway :(

I'm afraid I don't understand windows in bathrooms.

Rongi Sep 29th, 2011 10:01 PM

so you can look at stuff when you're taking a poop, duh

Rongi Sep 29th, 2011 10:01 PM

what else am i supposed to look at, my feet?

Kitsa Sep 29th, 2011 10:11 PM

It wasn't at toilet level, so I guess you would be looking at birds and sky and the corner of a tree, and whoever walked by and was peering in at you.

Emu Sep 29th, 2011 10:12 PM

Our shower had a window once. We covered it up.

Kitsa Sep 29th, 2011 10:22 PM

I had the irrational fear that I would be in there at night and look up to see someone standing there, looking in at me.

Sam Sep 29th, 2011 10:25 PM

Is this Pram Maven shit over now? That shit was boring as fuckkkkkkkk.

Rongi Sep 29th, 2011 10:30 PM

Yeah he's gone now. Sorry for exacerbating that situation, y'all.

kahljorn Sep 29th, 2011 10:59 PM

but Pram Maven is a boner ;/

kahljorn Sep 29th, 2011 11:17 PM

where's the pram maven dump thread so that i can discuss our treatment of the gallileos of our time: gabbygaga, jackofalltrades and other characters

actually i dont need a dump thread thats all i wanted to say :(

kahljorn Sep 29th, 2011 11:24 PM

HOW IS MY NEW SIGNATURE?


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