(in the middle of fucking)

"I feel like Nyan Cat flying through space!! Finally I am no longer Forever Alone and I can DO IT FAGGOT with mai waifu while admiring DAT ASS! Truly this is a Lemon Party!"

then i kill everybody

I took this message personally because I took a shit while reading it.

Were there 2 other dudes watching?

Yeah, we did a triple stacker.

I had to Google 3 times in order to understand what the eff you were talking about. :'(

A semi famous comedian might be living next door to me very soon. I hope he doesn't get all depressed and blow his head off in there. I've never had to clean a murder scene in order to rent out the unit. I wonder if Kitsa has any bodily fluid cleaning advice.

you should get pram maven (the homicidal maniac of portland) to move in next door, since he got kicked out of his last place after he told his roomies you were going to kill them all.

it would be the ultimate troll

Me specifically?

Sure hope for your sake it's not Carlos Mencia.

or sinbad

I thought about this the other day, what if Don Carlson the Mexican hating animator turned in an application for next door? I would probably have to kill him.

Kitsa, what did you use to clean up the poop on the bathroom walls? I'm sure it would clean blood and brains as well.

Babs, I need a contract that says you aren't going to tattle tale on me before I ever talk to you again.

Just when I get the shitgrenade out of my mind for a few minutes, you gotta go bring it back :(

I used bleach water, lysol, clorox wipes and tears.

so I might do acid tomorrow

now u can have flashbacks of my dick too

It's too cold outside to do acid

Oh, I forgot. When I was in the mental ward, I met a girl who went in there because her right hand would shake involuntarily for a couple hours a day. That's probably the best part of being in the hospital. She is a cute, tiny asian girl with an australian accent. They said it wasn't mental related and so she's going to lots of docs now who can't figure out why. Anyways, her and I have been hanging out and talking a lot. So that was the best part of going there. Plus the origami.

wait then why was she there?

Because the doctor said her shaking hands was due to anxiety and to check into there. The docs in the facility said it wasn't anxiety, she got checked out.

ohhh..are your roommates ok at least?

My grandfather had a stroke and his hand shook slightly for the rest of his life! :O

:lol

Tears; the secret ingredient!

My current roommates... one talks to 10 story tall angels, one of whom is named snowflake. The other takes 5 seconds after you ask a question to respond, and when he does it's something like "really...is that right?". Yeah, they're ok.

The good thing about that is that you never need to wake that person up to get a hj.

I'm surprised she got out of there without an EMG.