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Chojin Aug 24th, 2006 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I'm half Irish and half black. I don't know what the black is but thank god it's not Hatian. ;(



DAS NOT COOL.

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by PUBLOVER
I ALSO THINK LESBIANS SHOULD HAVE PENISES! :(

AND THEN THESE LESBIANS WITH SMALL BREASTS AND BIG PENISES SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME. :(

i always thought that whole chicks with dicks thing was kind of hot. is jessica alba had a dick, i'd let her put it in me. :x

Chojin Aug 24th, 2006 11:45 PM

i think it's vile and i wish japan would get over the whole notion already

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:46 PM

oh whatever

Seven Force Aug 24th, 2006 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
HEY BRIAN! SHE THINKS ABOUT YOU! OH MAN! YOU'RE SO IN! :eek

>:

yeah buddy you just keep diggin that hole

liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 12:09 AM

HOW ABOUT YOU KEEP DIGGING IN MY HOLE

Seven Force Aug 25th, 2006 12:17 AM

YOU GOT IT

http://xc4.xanga.com/231b94417073246.../b31574468.jpg

liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 12:19 AM

:x

Seven Force Aug 25th, 2006 12:34 AM

Sorry Mr. Tatom :x

liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 12:38 AM

it's ok. i was starting to miss liquidstatik, but i think i'll keep mr. danny tatom. :O!

Seven Force Aug 25th, 2006 12:49 AM

I'll kinda miss it. I've grown used to calling you that. ;(

liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 12:55 AM

THAT'S LIFE, THOUGH. right? :(

executioneer Aug 25th, 2006 05:21 AM

quick someone make a MRS DANNY TATOM character

MetalMilitia Aug 25th, 2006 11:56 AM

And make the avatar a person from mingers.com haha, man those would be some funny jokes.

executioneer Aug 25th, 2006 12:49 PM

no it should be his avatar with eyeshadow and lipstick put on in paint like MRS FART :(

executioneer Aug 25th, 2006 12:56 PM

and uh i think a bow?? i dont remember now

liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 02:46 PM



awwww :(

MarioRPG Aug 25th, 2006 06:13 PM

That cat looks miiiighty nervous.

executioneer Aug 25th, 2006 06:55 PM

no way she's purrin' like the dickens in that picture :(

liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 06:59 PM

I think its cute. :(

You totally look like a cat person, willie. :D

executioneer Aug 25th, 2006 07:03 PM

i also like doggies :(

liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 07:06 PM


liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 07:08 PM

Yeah, I got a new puppie the other week. :D

I don't know what kind it is, cause it came from the pound. And all they had written on the sign was "A DOG." :(

But, I will post pictures soon! :D

xbxDaniel Aug 26th, 2006 08:01 PM

Fucking A.

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2006 08:03 PM

I thought you were dead.

Where you been?

xbxDaniel Aug 26th, 2006 08:06 PM

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=436209#436209

>:

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp
She'd probably rather take a shit on your chest. :(

:lol

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 08:35 PM

How many times do we have to say 'girls shitting on guys' before we get a high google search rating for it and the board gets flooded by fetishists?

xbxDaniel Aug 26th, 2006 08:36 PM

2 more.

And I'll keep googling that...for the team.

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
i'm thinking of becoming a H.O.R.S.I.E. guys :x

hehehe :giggle

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
And I'll keep googling that...for the team.

Thanks alot, Julie! :)

I just puked up a little into my mouth. >:

xbxDaniel Aug 26th, 2006 08:45 PM

I'd send you an actual letter if I weren't so afraid that you'd sign me up for all kinds of fetish magazines, or something of that nature. :(

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by soundtest
at the risk of getting banned doopa is a total fox

Totally! :love

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I'd send you an actual letter if I weren't so afraid that you'd sign me up for all kinds of fetish magazines, or something of that nature. :(

Yes, because that is what I am like. :|

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 09:04 PM

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[13:18] xbxMCj: Well, I was wondering what's been happening with you.
[13:18] xbxMCj: Anything interesting happen recently?
[13:19] Lemmysomemoney: Haha, that is funny.
[13:19] Lemmysomemoney: That is funny because by asking me if anything interesting has happened to me recently, you ae quite clearly showing you have no idea who I am. :lol
[13:19] Lemmysomemoney: :'(
[13:20] xbxMCj: You are pub lover.
Way to kick a guy when he's down. :(

xbxDaniel Aug 26th, 2006 09:04 PM

Hey, don't blame yourself kiddo, that's what parents are for.

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
My dad was a Navy Seal for 20 years and my whole life everyone and their mom has been like "omg so you're going to be one too right?" so thats probably partly why I feel an urge to do it.

I am conflicted inside :/.

Choosing a career purely on the basis that your father did it and its expected of you is hardly a wise thing to do.

Jesus: Seriously, just because I'm the son of God you guys all expect me to be performing miracles and shit, well FUCK YOU AND YOUR SODDING MIRACLES!
Mary: Joseph, What did I say? All I asked was for him to lay the table!

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 09:20 PM

:fartinmowler

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 09:27 PM

What with being a full on crazy Anglican Xian I actually think about what Jesus would do.

And what with being a jerk I usually decide that he'd rush to the nearest temple and give it a good trashing, which I would shout out from the back of the congregation until I'm asked to wait outside until the end of the service.

I'm not kidding. :(

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 09:30 PM

HAHAHA, I WAS KIDDING! HOW CAN I GO TO CHURCH IF I NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE? :eek

Right, Chijin? >:

xbxDaniel Aug 26th, 2006 09:30 PM

Heh, I've got nothing.

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by soundtest
at the risk of getting banned doopa is a total fox

Totally! :love

A TOTAL FOX! :wank

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
Heh, I've got nothing.

Me too, but that doesn't stop me posting stupid and annoying bullshit for pages. :(

Right, Marc Summers? >:


:selfpity :lol

xbxDaniel Aug 26th, 2006 09:38 PM

Self-depracation is an amazing tool.

Laugh at those who cry by themselves!

Guitar Woman Aug 26th, 2006 10:26 PM

TranceSapphire: how can a book be scary :rolleyes
xbxMCj: Well, I find Salem's Lot by Stephen King to be rather creepy.
xbxMCj: The description of the actions become vivid in my mind.
xbxMCj: The deception used by others, the dramatic irony in being aware of the situation while the characters dally along, nary the wiser to the grand scheme.
TranceSapphire: fag

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 10:39 PM

Frankly GW, in that :blah you look the idiot. :blah

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 10:40 PM


Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Frankly GW, in that :blah you look the idiot. :blah

HEY GUYS, I JUST GOT MY INTERNET EXAM RESULTS, AND IT TURNED I FAILED, SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STOP USING IT UNTIL I RETAKE THE EXAM. :(

Chojin Aug 26th, 2006 10:48 PM

Pub's sense of humor is invalid.

Popn VS Internet: i hope you've already learned how to pull your pants up around your chest
Popn VS Internet: it's important
Popn VS Internet: it's how the modern lesbian transmits her homing signal
trancesapphire: lol

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 10:51 PM

HOORAY!

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 10:59 PM

Has anyone seen Emu in the last couple of weeks?

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 11:00 PM

You know, to change the subject and stuff.

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 11:01 PM

Because I can't think of a way to respond with out sounding like a bitchy child. :(

OH NO...! :eek

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 11:03 PM

It really does feel like an "OH FUCK YOU" day. :(

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Chojin
Pub's sense of humor is invalid.

Yeah, that's why I put a U in it, to differentiate it from the humour you guys have. :(

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Pub's sense of humor is invalid.

Did you guys get a memo I didn't?/Maybe we're just reading from a differant book today.

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Pub's sense of humor is invalid.

OH FUCK YOU, YOU FAT BASTARD! >:

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Pub's sense of humor is invalid.

Oh, I love you when you're forceful! Wanna make out? :orgasm

Guitar Woman Aug 26th, 2006 11:08 PM

Popn VS Internet: most of the game isn't creepy, but it does have its moments ;<
Popn VS Internet: in x-change 2 there's this crazy girl that stalks you and molests you all over the place
TranceSapphire: lol
Popn VS Internet: and later you find out that the school nurse put her up to it
Popn VS Internet: then you can date her in the ending as either a girl or a guy, depending on whether you fix yourself
Popn VS Internet: my favorite ending is the one where the creepy male that is always trying to rape you accidentally gets turned into a girl, and then you chase him around the school to corner and rape him in the doctor's office
Popn VS Internet: it's so vindicating

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 11:09 PM

And those are just a few of the replies I rejected for being too shitty. :(

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 11:14 PM

Remember that time I got banned for acting like a baby? That is totally the way I think I'm acting right now! >:

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 11:16 PM

LETS SCANDELIZE SOME NIGGERS! :lol

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Popn VS Internet: my favorite ending is the one where the creepy male that is always trying to rape you accidentally gets turned into a girl, and then you chase him around the school to corner and rape him in the doctor's office

:lol

Irony.

Pub Lover Aug 26th, 2006 11:54 PM

So why does shifting your gender also change your opinion on rape?

Chojin Aug 27th, 2006 12:02 AM

the bus rape scenes are my 2nd favorite

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 12:06 AM

Speaking of rape, my new neighbour who is moving in today is my age with a kid because she was raped by the village elders. :lol

Get it? Rape! :lol

Juttin Aug 27th, 2006 12:07 AM

SA References! Houray!

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 12:20 AM

I do not make SA references for the simple reason that I do not know any.

Also I think I wouldn't make them if I did. >:

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
HOORAY!


Futurama. :(

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 12:44 AM

Or was something else I said some shitty SA catchphrase? >:

Juttin Aug 27th, 2006 12:45 AM

Let me restate that--

That sounded vaguely like an SA Reference

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 12:47 AM


liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2006 01:09 AM

pub lover you're craaaaazzy!

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 01:09 AM

What did I do this time? :(

liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2006 01:21 AM

nooothing, i'm only kidding. :D

oh man im bored. :[

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 01:26 AM

Quote:

Danny Tatom: Hey Hitler, you're a Nazi!
Hitler: What did I do this time? :(
Danny Tatom: nooothing, i'm only kidding. :D
haha, Hitler! :dunce

liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2006 01:29 AM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 01:31 AM

Go on, then.

Seven Force Aug 27th, 2006 01:37 AM



He was kidding guys. Lighten up. :rolleyes

liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2006 01:46 AM

HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME GUITAR WOMAN WANTED YOUR KID OR SOMETHING YEAH I REMEMBER THAT IT WAS HILARIOUS

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 01:47 AM

haha, Hitler! :dunce

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME GUITAR WOMAN WANTED YOUR KID

No. :(

liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2006 01:51 AM

i was talking to 7force :(

i'd have your kids, pub. don't feel left out. :(

Seven Force Aug 27th, 2006 01:53 AM

I'll never find a girl that doesn't want kids. :(

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 01:55 AM

I also do not remember her wanting his children. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
i'd have your kids, pub. don't feel left out. :(

;)

liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2006 01:56 AM

OKAY MAYBE I'M WRONG BUT I COULD HAVE SWORE THAT WAS MENTIONED SOMEWHERE :[

either way, im listenin to coheed and cambria ;p

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I'll never find a girl that doesn't want kids. :(

Is that rare? I didn't think that was rare. I'd have thought finding a girl that wants you would be harder. >:

Haha, I'm kidding, you're alright! :lol

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
OKAY MAYBE I'M WRONG BUT I COULD HAVE SWORE THAT WAS MENTIONED SOMEWHERE :[

Maybe she did, I'm hardly an expert on I-Mockery lore.

liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2006 02:01 AM

ME EITHER BUT THIS FAT UGLY GOTH CHICK MESSAGED ME ON MYSPACE AND NOW WE'RE TLAKIN ON AIM AND SHE'S PRETTY GAY :[

liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2006 02:03 AM




liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2006 02:05 AM

<H1>OKAY THATS HER BUT I NEED TO GO LOOK AT CUTE GIRLS NOW :(</H1>

Seven Force Aug 27th, 2006 02:06 AM

She doesn't look that bad

liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2006 02:06 AM

I FORGOT YOU CANT WRITE HTML IN THIS THING MY BAD

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 02:07 AM

If she got a few tattoos & a heroin addiction, I think she'd totally be your type, Mister Tatom.

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
She doesn't look that bad

The Twizzle-Tufts are a little off-putting. :(

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
I FORGOT YOU CANT WRITE HTML IN THIS THING MY BAD

Yeah, it's annoying how close BBcode and HTML are in places becasue I mess it up constantly. :(

Pub Lover Aug 27th, 2006 02:12 AM


liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2006 02:28 AM

Quote:

If she got a few tattoos & a heroin addiction, I think she'd totally be your type, Mister Tatom.
Yeah, srsly. :(

liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2006 02:54 AM

THIS IS THE PART WHERE SOMEONE STARTS TALKING TO ME OKAY THANKS

Juttin Aug 27th, 2006 03:08 AM

/look at liquid

-you look at liquidstatic

/punch liquid

-I don't think he'd like that

/take liquid

-you try, and try, and try, but you cannot lift the liquidstatic

/drink liquid

-you take a drink of some strange liquid you found on the ground

/kill yourself

-invalid command

/talk to liquid

-You die

Restart? (Y/N)

/N

GAME OVER


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