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Sam Oct 11th, 2009 06:21 PM

God help Finland

MLE Oct 11th, 2009 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 652709)
I nearly choked on a medicine tablet.


I thought shit like that can't happen.

I thought you said medicine cabinet.

Chojin Oct 11th, 2009 08:59 PM

i have discovered that every cat will run if you approach them while singing this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyNXu-Qk_Fs#t=9s

Sam Oct 11th, 2009 09:17 PM

Too bad that wasn't his Sexual Chocolate entrance music. :(

Zhukov Oct 12th, 2009 08:48 AM

Thanks for being sorry Kitsa. My head is still killing me, softly. I'm sorry that you are going to get sick, and I am sorry Rankeri that you will become a doctor shortly before accidentally amputating your own arm or injecting ebola into yourself.

Aaarg Oct 12th, 2009 09:16 AM



ps i calls it "a thrilling discovery/a bountiful harvest"

Tadao Oct 12th, 2009 01:42 PM

i like it

Chojin Oct 12th, 2009 05:32 PM

it reminds me of the oregon trail

Kitsa Oct 12th, 2009 05:45 PM

I got through a dental filling without anesthesia. That always makes me feel so badass.

I walk out of there like FUCK YEAH

Chojin Oct 12th, 2009 06:04 PM

why on earth

Kitsa Oct 12th, 2009 06:08 PM

oh, my dentist is a nice guy and he says he can get it done fast without. He's very careful, it's not terrible. He just drills out the rough outline and does the fine work with some sandblaster thing. The cold water hurts more when they rinse.

Now, if it was a root canal or something I'd want anesthesia.

Aaarg Oct 12th, 2009 07:02 PM

thanks tadao, it looks pretty cool as a desktop wallpaper, or at least on my stupid macbook.

Pub Lover Oct 12th, 2009 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kgp4death (Post 652888)
This is the lord of darkness burning a parking ticket :rock


Uh oh, I hope you're not one of those terrorist types. I'm sorry I suggested your typing and basic comprehension skills were sub-par.

Also, maybe if you do try to blow me up, maybe don't strap the bombs to yourself, maybe. That way you could, you know, be a terrorist again the day after as well.

I hope this has been sufficiently convoluted and idiotic a post to breach your realm of thinking.

Chojin Oct 12th, 2009 08:12 PM

i had him pegged for <13 years of age, this is a shock to my system, world, and life.

The Leader Oct 12th, 2009 09:16 PM

I can't see the image. :c

Also, in eight days he's posted 70 times. Can we call it spamming and ban him?

MLE Oct 12th, 2009 11:33 PM

Well, it looks like everyone wants him dead anyway if you check the polls.

Tadao Oct 12th, 2009 11:39 PM

MOD abuse, it's a serious crime.

Pub Lover Oct 12th, 2009 11:43 PM

He looks like an Indian Chojin. :(

Meaning: I totally want to have sex with that guy. :orgasm
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 652928)
Is that a scarf of terrorism on your window? :O

Don't call him a terrorist! >:

That is so racist. :(

You're better than that, T.

You dirty Mexican.
Quote:

Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 652737)
50% of what you post is filtered piss.

I'm not even a dick but you make it really easy.

Steve, this is the best thing you have ever posted. So good in fact that you've levelled up to the point where I'll bother to use your name. You've now got equal status as Rankeri in my eyes. :)

Tadao Oct 12th, 2009 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 652932)
You're better than that, T.


HAH!

kgp4death Oct 13th, 2009 12:30 AM

ah ho people talking about me.

Pub Lover Oct 13th, 2009 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 652941)
Hm, I figured you for a camel guy.

It wasn't a dare! :lol

Tadao Oct 13th, 2009 12:48 AM

I'm out of practice since Pac Man left.

RaNkeri Oct 13th, 2009 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 652932)
You've now got equal status as Rankeri in my eyes. :)

I have a status? Since when? :eek

Dimnos Oct 13th, 2009 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 652932)
Don't call him a terrorist! >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by kgp4death (Post 652919)
I buy the dollar store alka-seltzer and feed it to the birds they love it.

A thrifty terrorist.

stevetothepast Oct 13th, 2009 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 652932)
Steve, this is the best thing you have ever posted. So good in fact that you've levelled up to the point where I'll bother to use your name. You've now got equal status as Rankeri in my eyes. :)

acceptance at last.

Pub Lover Oct 13th, 2009 12:29 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Oct 13th, 2009 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 652972)
I have a status? Since when? :eek

Yeah, you've got the prestigious rank of "Huh, why is that guy still here?" It is also what I think every time you post. How is your Tyttobakteeri doing, Buddy?

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Hadas (Post 652968)
Is it normal for people to have lists of esoteric men and women they find attractive? You guys are a bunch of freaks.

By normal do you mean widespread, healthy, or acceptable? Because yes, no, and maybe. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 13th, 2009 12:59 PM

How do I rank on the Pub Ladder?

Pub Lover Oct 13th, 2009 01:04 PM

You are in the very exclusive position of being someone I find interesting and want to have sex with. Of course, the latter is much easier to achieve than the former for most people.

Dimnos Oct 13th, 2009 01:28 PM

I was about to say... Pub, sex and exclusive? Does not compute.

RaNkeri Oct 13th, 2009 01:41 PM

Pub thinks of me :)

MarioRPG Oct 13th, 2009 07:18 PM

Little known fact: Pub thinks of everyone, and has seen everyones actual face.

LordSappington Oct 13th, 2009 09:10 PM

ANEMIA SUCKS
Seriously, they took, like, FIFTEEN of those little vials of my blood today, at LEAST.

The Leader Oct 13th, 2009 09:18 PM

:rolleyes:

Fathom Zero Oct 13th, 2009 09:39 PM

Get the sand of your vagina, you bloodless zilch.

LordSappington Oct 13th, 2009 10:48 PM

Why the hell did they need so many, anyways?! I saw her walking out with fistfuls of vials!

The Leader Oct 13th, 2009 10:55 PM

What, does it matter? Did they forget your lollipop?

kgp4death Oct 13th, 2009 11:04 PM

no they forgot the wow gold points.....level up now, I here jesus is giving wow gold blessings now if you hurry.....lol (this is a quote from lilpop, I am not a bot....PLEASE DON'T BAN ME)

Pub Lover Oct 13th, 2009 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 653002)
Can someone just ban this guy and delete his thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 653033)
JUST LET IT FUCKING DIE ALREADY.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 653034)
stuv098 has been banned but kgp4death has not. A great injustice has been done.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 653054)
Even though I can understand why he annoys some, if this amounts to an actual ban, I'll lose all faith in humanity.


"Those that call for others to be banned should themselves be banned." - Our Lord Jesus Christ.

Fathom Zero Oct 14th, 2009 12:16 AM

If you rub Pub Lover three times, fun leaks out of his head.

Fathom Zero Oct 14th, 2009 10:28 AM

I almost forgot my dad liked chicks with dicks until this morning. :x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x

executioneer Oct 14th, 2009 10:44 AM

oh that can't be good

RaNkeri Oct 14th, 2009 10:51 AM

Hurrah, my anatomy quiz went well

Kitsa Oct 14th, 2009 11:19 AM

my dog is driving me insane today.

It's cold and raining outside, and she keeps sniffing her butt and whining. Ordinarily that means she needs to go, so I took her out. Actually, I took her out 4 times and she jerked me all over the yard, peed, ate grass, stared into space, but nothing else. I finally gave up.

Then when I bring her back inside, she immediately starts whining to go out again.

Fathom Zero Oct 14th, 2009 11:20 AM

Kick her a couple times. She'll curl up in a corner.

Fathom Zero Oct 14th, 2009 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 653124)
oh that can't be good

Yahoo recently became a lot like a social networking site where you could befriend your contacts and chat and stuff. My dad sent me a friend invite, so I accepted and looked at his profile, seeing that he'd already friended a couple man-ladies in fishnet stockings. :x:x:x:x:x He's married, too. They're supposed to have some child soon.

RaNkeri Oct 14th, 2009 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 653126)
my dog is driving me insane today.

It's cold and raining outside, and she keeps sniffing her butt and whining. Ordinarily that means she needs to go, so I took her out. Actually, I took her out 4 times and she jerked me all over the yard, peed, ate grass, stared into space, but nothing else. I finally gave up.

Then when I bring her back inside, she immediately starts whining to go out again.


I can relate to that :(

Although when our dogs decide to act like that it always occurs around 4-5 AM

Kitsa Oct 14th, 2009 12:14 PM

I wish I had a fenced backyard where she could just stare into space and eat grass to her heart's content.

But if I had that, I'd have to also wish I lived somewhere else, because the man next door is a bow hunter who often drinks and does target practice in the backyard. I'm afraid to go back there myself when he's outside.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 14th, 2009 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 653015)
You are in the very exclusive position of being someone I find interesting and want to have sex with. Of course, the latter is much easier to achieve than the former for most people.

:)

Tadao Oct 14th, 2009 05:38 PM

I ate dinner with 1 table separating me from Nomeansno last night. We didn't want to bother the geezers while they ate :(

Pub Lover Oct 14th, 2009 05:39 PM

:pagebrak

Kitsa Oct 15th, 2009 05:28 AM

Marie Antoinette was guillotined 216 years ago tomorrow :(

Zhukov Oct 15th, 2009 08:44 AM

The guillotine was invented in Halifax, Yorkshire. 15 000 people are estimated to have been killed by it in France, only Germany has killed more with it - 40 000. The last person killed by guillotine in France was Hanmida Djandoubie for rape and murder in 1977. The death penalty was abolished in France in 1981. It is impossible to accurately guage how long a severed head survives, it is estimated at between five and thirteen seconds.

Kitsa Oct 15th, 2009 09:08 AM

The Halifax Gibbet. I actually had a history professor in a very reputable university not believe me when I mentioned its existence, or that of the Scottish Maiden. I had to bring him books to prove that the devices were real.

If you're into that sort of thing, there's a wonderful and fascinating book with a very inappropriate name: The Pleasures of the Torture Chamber. Mainly it's a very well-written history of torture and public execution, even though the title makes it sound like second-rate Sade.

http://www.amazon.com/Pleasures-Tort.../dp/1566197724

Zhukov Oct 15th, 2009 09:18 AM

I haven't got a book on torture yet, actually. I want one too large to properly fit on a shelf, with full colour pages.

Kitsa Oct 15th, 2009 02:12 PM

I have a good coffee table book on the history of public executions.

http://www.amazon.com/Public-Executi...5630358&sr=1-1

RaNkeri Oct 15th, 2009 02:17 PM

that dip between nose and lip

Supafly345 Oct 15th, 2009 02:27 PM


RaNkeri Oct 15th, 2009 02:30 PM

A progressive new corporation with an eye towards the future.
A corporation for people, by people

Kitsa Oct 15th, 2009 02:32 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philtrum

Shrubfest Oct 15th, 2009 02:48 PM

I live near Halifax.

It's very boring there.

Fathom Zero Oct 15th, 2009 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 653330)

I can speak for the erogenous part, personally.

Dixie Oct 15th, 2009 03:08 PM

i just really really reallly want to sleep right now.

RaNkeri Oct 15th, 2009 03:17 PM

right

Tadao Oct 15th, 2009 03:18 PM

ah come on baby, it'll be over in seconds.

Chojin Oct 15th, 2009 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 653335)
I can speak for the erogenous part, personally.

But you're so asexual and different

Fathom Zero Oct 15th, 2009 05:54 PM

I dunno why you'd take me seriously. I've never known anything before, why should you assume I'd have started now?

Kitsa Oct 15th, 2009 06:00 PM

anatomy and physiology traumatized me :(

Pub Lover Oct 15th, 2009 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 653397)
This reminds me of that priest who tied a bunch of balloons to himself for a fund raiser and floated out over the ocean. I don't know if they ever recovered his body.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 653401)
that sounds like a lie

..

Tadao Oct 15th, 2009 06:41 PM

LIES

Wiffles Oct 15th, 2009 08:24 PM

I remember they did the Mythbusters balloon lawnchair episode too. It was dreamy ^.^

Tadao Oct 15th, 2009 08:33 PM

Geez, try to point out that his dog had something potentially toxic in it's mouth and I'm a bad guy.

:rolleyes

Tadao Oct 15th, 2009 09:34 PM

Alright guys, I'm out of here soon. Have fun with the newest loser.

Kitsa Oct 16th, 2009 07:40 AM

:/

Zhukov Oct 16th, 2009 08:47 AM

The philtrum allows us to breathe when we drink from bottles. I doubt that we evolved it for that reason though. While on that subject, it was just announced that QI qill now be shown on Australian television. Hooray.

Kitsa Oct 16th, 2009 10:42 AM




I just got an e-vite to a wedding that's happening next week on the other side of the world. :\

I'm going to have to hazard the guess that they want to be on-record as inviting me, but don't actually want me there.

Aaarg Oct 16th, 2009 10:48 AM

yeah, that sucks. i'm supposed to go to a wedding on friday, not sure if i'm going. it's someone from the internet i've never met before, haha.

also since when is jack daniels a gangsta thing? should be grey goose or 151 or patron or something like that.

Kitsa Oct 16th, 2009 10:50 AM

That pagebrak was my year-ago effort to find all the dumbest glitter shit on blingee and stick it in one place. There wasn't a ton of thought that went into it.

Dimnos Oct 16th, 2009 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 653455)
Alright guys, I'm out of here soon. Have fun with the newest loser.

WTF you talkin bout T? :confused:

Pub Lover Oct 16th, 2009 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 653486)
...it was just announced that QI will now be shown on Australian television. Hooray.

You jammy bastard. I hope they start showing it here too. :(

MarioRPG Oct 16th, 2009 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 653497)
That pagebrak was my year-ago effort to find all the dumbest glitter shit on blingee and stick it in one place. There wasn't a ton of thought that went into it.

JD sure sparkles.

Fathom Zero Oct 16th, 2009 03:35 PM

Playstation Network rejects my billing information. Fuckers. And here I was, ready to buy stuff with money.

Dimnos Oct 16th, 2009 03:56 PM

I always just buy a prepayed card thingy.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 16th, 2009 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 653528)
Playstation Network rejects my billing information. Fuckers. And here I was, ready to buy stuff with money.

THOSE IGNORANT *****

Fathom Zero Oct 16th, 2009 06:33 PM

Nevermind. It was the bank's fault.

Bah. S'good thing it's a block away from me.

Zhukov Oct 16th, 2009 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 653509)
You jammy bastard. I hope they start showing it here too. :(

I always wondered if you guys got any form of Australian broadcasting. ABC?

Fathom Zero Oct 16th, 2009 06:35 PM

YOU IGNORANT FUCK YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD MONEY

Zhukov Oct 16th, 2009 10:34 PM

So I was talking to a female friend of mine on MSN, and I commented (in context) about how she was attractive, then her boyfriend (who was watching her talk to me WTF?) steps in and blasts me for "trying to start problems" between the two of them. Sure, I'm jealous that he has an attractive girlfriend, and my attractive girlfriend is on the other side of the world and we are currently on some sort of 'break' or 'hold' at the moment, but when is it not ok to just say that a friend is attractive?

WOMEN!

Cool Youth Minister Oct 17th, 2009 03:20 AM

Zhukov, (these names are so silly) you pose an interesting question. It sounds like you're showing a genuine interest in your female friend. We in the ministry call them "no-touch friends". It's okay. Sometimes I tell my wife that her brother has well-defined abs. It doesn't mean anything. What I'm getting at is that you should just masturbate furiously over the thought of your girlfriend and that other girl as the stars of that "2 girls 1 cup" video I overhear kids talk about.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 17th, 2009 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 653627)
So I was talking to a female friend of mine on MSN, and I commented (in context) about how she was attractive, then her boyfriend (who was watching her talk to me WTF?) steps in and blasts me for "trying to start problems" between the two of them. Sure, I'm jealous that he has an attractive girlfriend, and my attractive girlfriend is on the other side of the world and we are currently on some sort of 'break' or 'hold' at the moment, but when is it not ok to just say that a friend is attractive?

WOMEN!


I know right. What a bunch of jerks.

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2009 10:31 AM

I had to spend all morning convincing people that I did not sleep with someone last night.

It was hard work. Perhaps a life re-evaluation is needed?

Guitar Woman Oct 17th, 2009 10:39 AM

I was up all night watching Randy Orton kick people in the head.

Maybe you should have done that.

Zhukov Oct 17th, 2009 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 653700)
I had to spend all morning convincing people that I did not sleep with someone last night.

It was hard work. Perhaps a life re-evaluation is needed?

What are you thinking of? Sleeping around more?

Kitsa Oct 17th, 2009 12:40 PM

I had an interesting dinner, then I got horribly ill afterwards.

Babs Oct 17th, 2009 05:50 PM

I haven't been able to get on here as of late due to a debilitating sinus infection. I mean don't get me wrong, sinus infections are pretty awesome it's just I'm so overwhelmed with excitement from it that it's been A LOT more interesting than I-mockery.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 17th, 2009 06:00 PM

Welcome back :)

Sinus infections have been going around, got one meself. :(

Kitsa Oct 17th, 2009 09:46 PM

One of the guys at dinner last night had one.

I put up some of my Zombie Barbie Garden today, but I'm not as mobile as I was last year so it sort of looks like shit. That, and the guy next door came out and started lecturing me, which pissed me off. I left the box of decorations out in the front yard, went inside and locked the door. As far as I know they're still out there.

Zhukov Oct 18th, 2009 03:15 AM

What could he possibly have lectured you about?

Fathom Zero Oct 18th, 2009 06:45 AM



I celebrate Halloween early. :)

Kitsa Oct 18th, 2009 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 653807)
What could he possibly have lectured you about?

Working outside whilst pregnant.


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