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kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 08:52 PM

cause I'm a very sweet and loving person

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2009 08:53 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2009 08:54 PM

dang

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 08:55 PM

I might be compelled to edit it in

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 08:55 PM

I believe that. And that's not sarcasm; I do. I only really remember Glowbelly having it in for me, but if I ever cared then, I don't really now, so it's nothing.

What's up, Kahl? Do you want me to apologize? I won't apologize for saying what I said. I'm sorry it threw you into a fit and I didn't want you to take it that way. I thought you would run with the bit like someone else would.

Something up, man?

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2009 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 657887)
is it even possible for you to post something that isn't exceedingly negative or caustic? i mean, seriously, all i ever see you do is shit on things.

I hope not. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 657904)
I HAVE NOTHING CAUSTIC OR NEGATIVE TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT SUPPOSITION

are you happy now aargh?

Oh no! You broked him! :(

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 08:57 PM

This thread's got serious homo problems.

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2009 08:59 PM

No wonder you feel at home.
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 657916)
I might be compelled to edit it in

But I won't edit mine out. :(

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 08:59 PM

yea sorry I didn't make any jokes or anything in response to what you said.

INSTEAD I JUST TOOK IT SO GOSHED DARN SERIOUSLY AND I JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH THE SHIFT KEY

Aaarg Nov 9th, 2009 09:00 PM

i didn't meant to break anything, i'msorry!

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:00 PM

I can't tell if you're joking, Mr. jorn. That's a problem for me.

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:01 PM

FATHOM ZERO YOU SHOULD GO REST YOUR PRETTY HEAD AFTER ALL THIS INTENSE INTERNET FIGHTING

SORRY IF I GOT UNDER YOUR SKIN OR ANYTHING I WOULDNT WANT TO GIVE YOU A RASH

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:02 PM


Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:03 PM

I love you Kahl, and you'll always be my favourite cross-dresser behind Eddie Izzard, because, and let's face it, who's cooler than that guy? :lol

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:04 PM

Now go home and get your fucking shinebox. >:

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:04 PM

IM NOT EVEN A CROSSDRESSER BUT WHATEVA

NOW JUST GO TAKE A NAP I KNOW HOW TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY, ESPECIALLY YOURSELF, ON THE INTERNET CAN MAKE PERSONS VERY SLEEPY.

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:06 PM

SHHH JUST SHH YOU CAN REST NOW ITS FINALLY OVER

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:06 PM

Yeah, there's no way I could have expected mockery from the fucking internet. Man, don't I know nuthin'.

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:08 PM

You know they're remaking the Prisoner with Ian McKellen? That's badass.

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:09 PM

Its supposed to be nap time, little buddy.

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:10 PM



It's funnier if you imagine it's Kahljorn being poured into the helmet. :lol

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:15 PM

So thats how you stir somebody's hornets nest.

also fathom zero seriously how is anybody supposed to get any sleep around here?

also fathom zero I'm glad you've dropped all your pretension and are actually loosening up. I'm proud of you.

I mean you actually made a joke, that's a big step.

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:17 PM

I'm sorry you think it's pretentious of me to not give you the satisfaction of an argument.

Code:

see what i did there

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:18 PM

this is not an argument.

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:19 PM

agreed.

So how was your weekend, shitbag?

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:21 PM

IM NOT THE KINDA PERSON THAT FIGHTS PEOPLE AND THEN AFTERWARDS WE CALL EACHOTHER ASSHOLES AND LAUGH ABOUT IT BECAUSE THROUGH OUR STRUGGLES WE BECAME FRIENDS.

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:21 PM

:lol just kidding my weekend was great, thanks for asking.

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:23 PM

I'm not friends with you; I think you're a vile, vapid asshole. LAlALALALAALITERATION WAKKA WAKKA

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:23 PM

:lol Mine too. I played some video games, did homework, talked to girlies.

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:24 PM

Hey fathom zero how come you never answered my question about what song you would like me to snap as I kill you?
Were you too busy taking yourself seriously?

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:24 PM

thats cool.

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:26 PM

MAYBE IT'S A BIT CLICHE OF ME, BUT I ENJOY STEELER'S WHEEL WHEN BEIGN MURDERED TO

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:27 PM

I think Imma go to culinary school next year.

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:28 PM

WOW IT ONLY TOOK LIKE THREE PAGES FOR A FOLLOW UP

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:29 PM

YOU CAN MAKE A LOT OF MONEY BUT IVE ALSO HEARD THAT SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GOING TO CULINARY SCHOOL LATELY (CAUSE OF ALL THOSE IDIOTS WITH FOOD NETWORK SHOWS) THAT ITS SORT OF A BLOATED PROFESSION RIGHT NOW AND IT CAN BE HARD TO GET JOBS

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:29 PM

I never read it to begin with, you're just sooooooooooo boring to me.

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:30 PM

Yea? who's the vapid asshole who doesn't play along with "bits"?

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:30 PM

I know that, but I want to learn more, mainly. I don't care if I end up getting a job as a fry cook. I enjoy impractical things beyond my means.

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:31 PM

I HEAR YA

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:32 PM

'Cause you're just such the jokester, aren't you? Coming out with these zingers about me. I tell you, that's the kind of skill you can only get through spending years of your life on an internet message board.

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:32 PM

YOU TALK ABOUT YOURSELF WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH. its cringeworthy.

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:32 PM

This guy's got dedication! He's got moxie!

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:33 PM

Quote:

I tell you, that's the kind of skill you can only get through spending years of your life on an internet message board.
THERE WERE COMEDIANS BEFORE THE INTERNET, DUMBASS :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:34 PM

HATE ME. I LICK IT UP LIKE A DOG TO AN INFECTED TOE.

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 657960)
THERE WERE COMEDIANS BEFORE THE INTERNET, DUMBASS :rolleyes

I tell you, you only get that kind of skill by being an annoying old cunt! He's got moxie!

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2009 09:35 PM

Yea, speaking of which I should probably stop this before somebody complains about me having to get the last word in all the while the other person does just as little shutting the fuck up. its all cause you guys get so under my skin.

ps you and tadao have the same losing strategies, nietzchean reverse valuations. "LOSING BECOMES WINNING."

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:39 PM

Because no one's a better quitter than you. ;)

What's wrong? Being an ass isn't fun anymore against someone as *REDACTED* as me? Take the last word, I'll give it to you.

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 09:44 PM

By the way, between the two of us, I don't think I've ever seen more edits. :lol

And winning a fight that doesn't matter DOESN'T MATTER.

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2009 10:00 PM

I hereby proclaim myself King Shit. Because Kahljorn blows goats. (I have proof).

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2009 10:21 PM

nice work you two :)

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2009 10:21 PM

:pagebrak

captain516 Nov 9th, 2009 10:26 PM

The Dali Lama goes into a sub shop and tells the guy "Make me one with everything."

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2009 10:34 PM

I'm pretty sure the Dali Lama would go into a sub shop and ask for a toilet in a tree to play him home.

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2009 10:35 PM

You're looking for the Deli Lama. :x

MarioRPG Nov 9th, 2009 10:51 PM

There are too many llamas.

Tadao Nov 9th, 2009 11:20 PM

Hey pub, look what page it is.

Tadao Nov 9th, 2009 11:25 PM


Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2009 11:26 PM

Wouldya look at that. Fancy.

Tadao Nov 9th, 2009 11:28 PM

Fancy smancy

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 10th, 2009 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 657984)
You're looking for the Deli Lama. :x

:lol

Pub Lover Nov 10th, 2009 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inenteent
Private Message: Ssshhhhh!!! WORDPRESS-ANTICRISIS
Recipients: LegoLars, Pub Lover, Tadao, whoreable, Wiffle Bat

Nice selection of people, Zambian Spambot. :)

Aaarg Nov 10th, 2009 09:22 AM

I forgot how hard it is to fall asleep when you're not fucked up.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 10th, 2009 09:23 AM

:( Mine got lumped in MR ORDINARY and Doctor Octogonapus and some other people I've never heard of.
You have the Dream Team

kahljorn Nov 10th, 2009 09:38 AM

I'm so fucking cool I don't even get spam.

the cheese stands alone :(

kahljorn Nov 10th, 2009 09:49 AM

Quote:

I forgot how hard it is to fall asleep when you're not fucked up.
thats how i feel right now :(

MarioRPG Nov 10th, 2009 10:25 AM

Quote:

Private Message: Ssshhhhh!!! WORDPRESS-ANTICRISIS
Recipients: Callum Creyshaw, MarioRPG, RaNkeri, Shifty, sonofsatchmoe
:(

Also are we getting another secret santa :(

RaNkeri Nov 10th, 2009 10:33 AM

It was one weird message.

Pub Lover Nov 10th, 2009 10:33 AM

It is getting a little late for a regular I-Mock Secret Santa. Maybe you should set up a small Vet only one.

Zhukov Nov 10th, 2009 10:35 AM

I do good secret santas. Let me participate, please :\

Tadao Nov 10th, 2009 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 658036)
Nice selection of people, Zambian Spambot. :)

I wonder how it picked people.

captain516 Nov 10th, 2009 11:07 AM

I got one too. At least spambots care enough to PM me :(

Tadao Nov 10th, 2009 11:16 AM

I sent it to Willie, hope he didn't already get one!

Colonel Flagg Nov 10th, 2009 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 658060)
I wonder how it picked people.

Quote:

Recipients: chemquat, Colonel Flagg, Jonny#5, stevetothepast, stonewar
Your guess is as good as mine. :(

Fathom Zero Nov 10th, 2009 12:39 PM

I got lobbed in with Mock Wars Admin and red8age

Tadao Nov 10th, 2009 12:40 PM

Go Pubbles!

Pub Lover Nov 10th, 2009 12:41 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Nov 10th, 2009 12:42 PM


Pub Lover Nov 10th, 2009 12:46 PM

I always like rolling over the numbers in little ways. :)

Dimnos Nov 10th, 2009 12:53 PM

Woo Hoo.


RaNkeri Nov 10th, 2009 01:57 PM

:posh

Kitsa Nov 10th, 2009 02:11 PM

This thread needs more fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-FUNKY.


MattJack Nov 10th, 2009 04:40 PM

:(

captain516 Nov 11th, 2009 01:04 AM

whoop-dee fucken doo.

Guitar Woman Nov 11th, 2009 03:54 AM

I have no idea why I don't get high on dextromethorphan more often, this shit is fantastic.

Started robo-itching about 15 minutes ago, but I took an antihistimine and that cleared right up.

kahljorn Nov 11th, 2009 05:23 AM

lol
when getting pure dxm used to be easy i bought several hundred grams over the course of a few years (for like a hundred dollars total) and was high almost every night on dxm :( pure is so awesome
actually that was why i ate graepfruit for a while :P

how much did you take?

Dixie Nov 11th, 2009 05:24 AM

you people are drug addicts

kahljorn Nov 11th, 2009 05:25 AM

ex drug addict :rolleyes

kahljorn Nov 11th, 2009 05:25 AM

also I'm not a drug addict i just like to get high really like to get high

Guitar Woman Nov 11th, 2009 05:38 AM

I quaffed about 400 mgs of the stuff, with some grapefruit juice 6 hours prior to fuck my shit up good and proper.

I always buy Zicam Cough Max spray because it's cheap, concentrated, and will fucking annihilate you.

If I had to say, I'm on either a really high second or really low third plateu. I've been having nonlinear conversations with 420chan's IRC channel all night and it's been pretty entertaining.

kahljorn Nov 11th, 2009 05:48 AM

lol

i always did at least 700 mgs ( i would assume, except when i did cough syrup a few times i didnt really measure) and when i peaked i would just lay down and listen to music/watch trippy movies/hallucinate. When you get that high you can close your eyes and like i dunno.

you shoudl watch a good anime on a high dose of DXM. its really crazy ;/

kahljorn Nov 11th, 2009 05:52 AM

this makes me want to go steal a few bottles of vicks 44

Guitar Woman Nov 11th, 2009 06:04 AM

Probably my favorite thing about DXM is the mental image I get of myself walking down the stairs while tripping balls, because I look retarded and it is hilarious.

I definitely will break past a single dose of Zicam in a month or two when I've got more than 10 free dollars to spend.

Zhukov Nov 11th, 2009 06:09 AM

It still baffles the mind why you would get sleeping problems.

Guitar Woman Nov 11th, 2009 06:10 AM

Of course my abnormal sleeping patterns have nothing to do with moonlighting as a psychonaut

Are you high

Aaarg Nov 11th, 2009 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 658334)
you people are drug addicts

yay, welcome backs

kahljorn Nov 11th, 2009 08:55 AM

vicks 44/ the robotussin bottles both have about 640 (maybe 7 or 800) mgs per bottle from what I remember, and you can get two bottles of vicks 44 for under 10 dollars. Zicam is like the most expensive one from what i remember :( although maybe theyve changed cough medicine around since the last time I tried this ;/
I would recommend drinking one whole bottle right off the bat and then maybe drinking a fifth of the other one for your first time. but dont plan on walking around anywhere, even though its neat cause you feel like youre walking through the ether.

after i would peak in the middle of the night i would always go pee or something and when i was done i would always look in the mirror and all I would see is the face of an irish farmer with hay for hair and silly teeth

you prolly already know this but make sure you dont eat for a couple hours before hand, or it really fucks up and delays the high, plus it can make you puke! also make sure you only get the ones with dxm in them, but im sure you knew that too.

Dimnos Nov 11th, 2009 10:47 AM


Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2009 10:50 AM


kahljorn Nov 11th, 2009 10:53 AM

:lol

Colonel Flagg Nov 11th, 2009 11:31 AM

Free your mind, and your ass will follow - just make sure your ass doesn't take the lead.


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