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10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 12th, 2010 04:04 PM


RaNkeri Jun 12th, 2010 04:08 PM

Miami Vice, vittu jee

Fathom Zero Jun 12th, 2010 04:13 PM

wrestling is the mark of the faggit

Colonel Flagg Jun 12th, 2010 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 689027)
Miami Vice, vittu jee

Told you. ;)

Kitsa Jun 12th, 2010 09:56 PM

Back from the air force museum and being knocked on my ass by some benadryl. I took more pics, but I think they moved some of the POW stuff I wanted better views of :( Will put them in the museum thread in a moment.

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2010 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 689041)
Told you. ;)

Note the difference between "joo" and "jee" ;)

Kitsa Jun 13th, 2010 10:09 AM

My mother took this photo during the Versailles (and I know how it's supposed to sound but the locals say VUR-SAILS), Ohio Poultry Days Festival.



I don't know why anyone would think of Americans as a tasteless lot.

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2010 10:15 AM

So does the candle fart while it's lit?

Or are they shat out by chickens?

Kitsa Jun 13th, 2010 10:31 AM

I have no idea. My mom didn't buy one.

edited to add: http://www.versaillespoultrydays.com/

Colonel Flagg Jun 13th, 2010 09:32 PM

I would have bought one, just to say I bought chicken shit. :)

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2010 01:22 AM

Fathom, were you in Tommy and the Cool Mule? :eek

kahljorn Jun 14th, 2010 03:52 AM

he's famous?

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2010 07:45 AM

OH SHIT. :eek

Shrubfest Jun 14th, 2010 10:39 AM

Oh.
My god.

It even had Hercules in.

Kitsa Jun 14th, 2010 10:53 AM

pub once again proves himself a successful googlestalker

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2010 11:13 AM

Google smoogle, I was watching that movie.

Kitsa Jun 14th, 2010 11:54 AM

Just the same, I'd ditch the myspace...you have a rep to keep.

captain516 Jun 14th, 2010 03:15 PM

:lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 14th, 2010 03:28 PM

There is going to be a 1,000 Volt Ghost coming soon. I bought a cigar to celebrate and was smoking it in the bar district here. All these smokers around me got mad and were like "That cigar smoke is terrible! Get it out of my lungs and face! How could you smoke a cigar out here on the street?!?!"

I was like "I don't even smoke cigarettes...you fools some newports aroundme all the time but I don't complain."

Dimnos Jun 14th, 2010 04:07 PM

1k volt ghost? From the crazy ex? Or some new broad?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 14th, 2010 04:15 PM

new one.

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2010 04:15 PM

Are "Yays!" in order?

Shrubfest Jun 14th, 2010 04:56 PM

1. How long have you been together?

2.Can you finacially support a child?

If these questions are answered satisfactorally, then there can be yays.

Kitsa Jun 14th, 2010 05:02 PM

congrats either way!

I was thinking of starting a breeder-friendly thread, now this is just more reason I should do so.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 14th, 2010 05:06 PM

YAYS are in order.

I can financially support a family.

We have been together since.....January but we've known each other for a while.

I'm excited <: )

I would post in the breeder thread.

Kitsa Jun 14th, 2010 05:16 PM

done.

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2010 05:22 PM

Yays

Dimnos Jun 14th, 2010 05:24 PM

Any idea if its a boy or girl yet? Twins maybe? :lol

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2010 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 689140)
Just the same, I'd ditch the myspace...you have a rep to keep.

The movie has Ice-T as a talking horse. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2010 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 689151)
There is going to be a 1,000 Volt Ghost coming soon.

Congratulations. :)

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 14th, 2010 05:34 PM

Not sure yet. I'm trying to push for Locke Ness Thompson if its a boy though. I kinda want a girl. She wants the name to be neveah which is heaven backwards.....which to me sounds bad. I've already ruled out naming her Gloria hole Thompson.

I really like Cecilia though.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 14th, 2010 05:34 PM

Thanks Pub :)

One thing is for certain that there will be an Uncle Sam.

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2010 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 689163)
I was thinking of starting a breeder-friendly thread, now this is just more reason I should do so.

I hope so many people here never have a legitimate reason to post in that thread, myself included. :x

Kitsa Jun 14th, 2010 05:38 PM

I want as many intelligent people to breed as possible. Perhaps if you lived in rural Ohio, you would feel the same way.

captain516 Jun 14th, 2010 05:43 PM

Congratulations 10k. I'm happy for ya

kahljorn Jun 14th, 2010 05:55 PM

CONGRATS 10K GHOST! NOT TO RUIN YOUR PARADE BUT HAVE OU CONSIDERED THAT CHILDREN ARE THE END OF YOUR LIFE?
JUST A FRIENDLY WARNING>

OTHER THAN THAT CONGRATS

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 14th, 2010 05:58 PM

Thank you :)

I did consider that until I saw this

kahljorn Jun 14th, 2010 06:06 PM

:lol yea but you have to wait like 7 years for them to get any good at videogames before that its all whining and "CAN YOU DO THIS FOR ME I CANT DO IT" then it will become "I WANT TO PLAY SEVEN MORE HOURS," and "ITS MY TURN RRHOWRHOUWHAOUHDOUAHDOUHAD" whenever he walks into a room. :(

:lol still dude congrats its not all shit

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2010 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 689180)
I want as many intelligent people to breed as possible.

So do I! :eek Why do you think I don't want most of the people here not to? :x

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2010 12:22 AM

Myself included. :)

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2010 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 689213)
So do I! :eek Why do you think I don't want most of the people here not to? :x

I think I got my negatives confused there. :confused :dunce >:

Esuohlim Jun 15th, 2010 02:12 AM

The voices in my head told me that Seth posted in the Schizophrenia thread :eek

Colonel Flagg Jun 15th, 2010 04:29 AM

^^^ at least twice.

Congratulations again, 10K. Us proud Pops' have got to stick together! (Moms' too!)

@Kit - Intelligence can be raised too, it's not all genetics.

Colonel Flagg Jun 15th, 2010 04:29 AM

F'in' dblpst

Kitsa Jun 15th, 2010 06:27 AM

Well, those of us who are parents, whether intended or unintended, are at the very least honor-bound not to make a total fuckery of it.

Pentegarn Jun 15th, 2010 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 689230)
Well, those of us who are parents, whether intended or unintended, are at the very least honor-bound not to make a total fuckery of it.

You say that, but what of the examples in the bad parent thread?

Khal has a gem of an example posted there

kahljorn Jun 15th, 2010 07:17 AM

oh yea :(

god i hate when other people make ME feel like a parent. FUCK THEM.

Kitsa Jun 15th, 2010 07:18 AM

Well, I mean those of us who are intelligent enough not to make a fuckery of it are honor-bound to do so.

in other news....


BIG BUTTER / TOUCHDOWN JESUS IS NO MORE!

http://www.kypost.com/dpp/news/regio...e1276594072148



MLE Jun 15th, 2010 11:56 AM

Hi guys <3

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2010 11:57 AM

hi mle

MLE Jun 15th, 2010 12:00 PM

:D

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2010 12:05 PM

how u been, gurl?

MLE Jun 15th, 2010 12:12 PM

Been pretty good. Been spending my internet time with my two gaming guilds. Lots of fun and drunken-ness :>

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2010 12:36 PM

Sounds eventful. I've been trying to play MMOs recently, and I think APB might be my fix.

MattJack Jun 15th, 2010 01:03 PM

Where all the white women at?

Tadao Jun 15th, 2010 01:21 PM

Orange County California unfortunately.

Colonel Flagg Jun 15th, 2010 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 689235)
in other news....


BIG BUTTER / TOUCHDOWN JESUS IS NO MORE!

http://www.kypost.com/dpp/news/regio...e1276594072148

Wow. I know an OSU alum who got their photo making the "O-H-I-O" with TDJ as the "H". With all due respect, :lol

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2010 02:05 PM

oooh crud... i'm all fucked up on rotten apples

Dimnos Jun 15th, 2010 03:12 PM


Kitsa Jun 15th, 2010 06:34 PM


Babs Jun 15th, 2010 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 689235)
Well, I mean those of us who are intelligent enough not to make a fuckery of it are honor-bound to do so.

in other news....


BIG BUTTER / TOUCHDOWN JESUS IS NO MORE!

http://www.kypost.com/dpp/news/regio...e1276594072148



It's okay, it was a shitty styrofoam Jesus anyway. It will come back harder and stronger than before. Prepare for it's second coming.

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2010 09:04 PM

Can someone find me a copy of Radirgy for less than $40?

No?

Fuck.

kahljorn Jun 15th, 2010 09:29 PM

i might start playing wow again :9

lol what the fuck is APB? their website has like no information :( n/m found a video looks kinda weird :O

MLE Jun 15th, 2010 10:23 PM

I think it's gonna tank pretty hard.

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2010 10:26 PM

It's looking that way. Especially with this beta or whatever. Though, it is a beta.

I still like using a car in an MMO. It's so much fun hitting people.

MLE Jun 15th, 2010 10:29 PM

I like large economies that are fairly stable and predictable. I also like multiple ways of creating an income, and I like player stores instead of one magical tradepost.

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2010 10:32 PM

I LIKE EVE ONLINE

>:

I really do.

kahljorn Jun 16th, 2010 03:13 AM

eve online seems pretty interesting but too commicated for me to get into :(

MLE Jun 16th, 2010 03:33 AM

Commicated?

Kitsa Jun 16th, 2010 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 689325)
It's okay, it was a shitty styrofoam Jesus anyway. It will come back harder and stronger than before. Prepare for it's second coming.

I think for a community of professed Christians, it's pretty strange that they seem to be blatantly ignoring what in the old days would be taken for a 100% accurate smackdown from God. Didn't Moses burn the golden Calf? For the religiously inclined, conversions were had and cathedrals built over less.

Let's recap.



If I were that religion, which I'm not, I think I'd take it as a manifestation of Divine Preference and leave well enough alone. From what I understand, however, they're talking about rebuilding it.

6-story flammable statue with a steel frame getting hit by lightning as an eventuality of nature? Also possible.

Burning styrofoam gives off cyanide gas. Discuss!

kahljorn Jun 16th, 2010 08:09 AM

:lol

commicated is a silly way to say complicated :(

Darryl Jun 16th, 2010 08:45 AM

EVE is pretty complicated, but it's fun. A lot of people have two accounts and play two characters simultaneously, running two instances of the game on their machine. But it's a lot of work, and I can't justify spending the time (and money) on it...

It's definitely worth checking out the the trial. Every time my ship warped, I got a warm fuzzy feeling :) (which is a lot of the travelling in the game)

k0k0 Jun 16th, 2010 09:36 AM

I never got into Eve online. I actually haven't gotten really into an mmorpg for more than 6 months since I played the original everquest for 3 years. I really want an mmo to play. If the pre-cu Starwars Galaxies was still going I'd be there..I miss my Wookiee named Danny Glover, mayor of Smiley Town. Oh how the starwars nerds hated my town...they made all kinds of polls on getting rid of it because it "destroyed the ambiance of the starwars universe" to have a place called Smiley Town on the map. People sent raids to the town to fuck with it but we had a good defensive army, so no harm done. I miss old swg.

Dimnos Jun 16th, 2010 12:00 PM

A friend of mine had a city named "The Dallas Cowboys" hoping it would piss a bunch of people off. Never happened though. :\

Dimnos Jun 16th, 2010 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 689387)



:lol


Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 689387)
Burning styrofoam gives off cyanide gas. Discuss!

God works in mysterious ways.

Babs Jun 16th, 2010 03:01 PM

Fuck that poser and his INRI hanging halfway out of the water.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 16th, 2010 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 689406)
A friend of mine had a city named "The Dallas Cowboys" hoping it would piss a bunch of people off. Never happened though. :\


Your friend just got his wish >:

Dimnos Jun 16th, 2010 04:05 PM

:lol

Dixie Jun 16th, 2010 04:56 PM

my boyfriend and i hung out with seth on sunday night and we had fun :)

Kitsa Jun 16th, 2010 05:21 PM

Sort of related sort of unrelated to Big Flammable Jesus...

1) I think I read somewhere that Jim Caviezel or whatever his name is was struck by lightning while he was on the cross in that Jesus beatdown movie.

2) We were once chased by members of that church. I dont want to go into specifics.

Dimnos Jun 16th, 2010 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 689447)

2) We were once chased by members of that church. I dont want to go into specifics.

Oh but you have to now. :lol

Kitsa Jun 16th, 2010 06:21 PM

In retrospect, we were trespassing on their grounds. They could have been more hospitable, true.

Not far from the church complex is a sort of fortress, in the woods. Not sure what it is, but it has guard towers and looks somewhat like the Branch Davidian compound. We didn't know if it was part of their complex, and we were investigating to see if it had anything identifying it as part of the church, just to satisfy our own curiosity. It was creepy and weird.

We were run off the property by menacing parishoners in trucks. We weren't 100% sure we were on the property, but apparently we were.

I have a friend who went to a service there and she said the inside of the church is like a mall, with escalators and coffee shops.

Tadao Jun 16th, 2010 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 689441)
my boyfriend and i hung out with seth on sunday night and we had fun :)

Yeah, but how was the sex?

The Leader Jun 16th, 2010 09:27 PM

Intellectual.

Kitsa Jun 16th, 2010 10:11 PM

"Sexy Squishy Peach Butt Cell Phone Strap".

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2010 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 689473)
Intellectual.

:lol

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2010 10:37 PM

Kitsa do you like titties

You seem like the type of person who would like titties

kahljorn Jun 16th, 2010 11:42 PM

there's still private swg servers that are pre-cu or whatever :(

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2010 11:47 PM

sushi meat, peaches, and guacamole

Esuohlim Jun 17th, 2010 02:14 AM

big ol' titties

Kitsa Jun 17th, 2010 05:53 AM

more trouble than they're worth, milhouse, more trouble than they're worth.

Dimnos Jun 17th, 2010 11:56 AM

I think that depends on the titties. Some are worth more than others.

kahljorn Jun 17th, 2010 04:26 PM

TITTTIES NEVER GOT ME IN TROUBLE >:

Kitsa Jun 17th, 2010 05:57 PM

well, speaking strictly from experience, it's more fun to admire them from afar than it is to have them. Especially big ones.

Sam Jun 18th, 2010 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 689536)
I think that depends on the titties. Some are worth more than others.

THIS IS TRUTH.

kahljorn Jun 18th, 2010 03:01 AM

YOU JUST ARENT USING THEM RIGHT >:

k0k0 Jun 18th, 2010 01:46 PM

I like girls with flatter chests a lot of the time. I don't know why everyone is gung ho on tits.

Fathom Zero Jun 18th, 2010 01:50 PM

That's like being a criminal.

You're a criminal.

Fathom Zero Jun 18th, 2010 01:51 PM

srsly wtf is wrong with you

Esuohlim Jun 18th, 2010 02:19 PM

k0k0 are you some sort of faggot or something, christ >: >:


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