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Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 01:05 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 707851)

He really does look delighted and thrilled. :)

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 707877)
this is the reason why i sometimes really hate the retarded, because of jealousy :(

I just get mad when they can't tell me who is on first. >:

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 01:35 PM

RIP Blake Edwards.

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 01:36 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 16th, 2010 01:49 PM


Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 01:58 PM

Marley & Marley's ghosts were chained to money boxes because that is all they cared about. :hypno

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 01:58 PM

My ghost is going to be chained to a bunch of digital dicks. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 01:59 PM

This is the best ghost. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 02:00 PM

The ghost I am going to be. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 02:00 PM

The best. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 02:01 PM

:wank

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 16th, 2010 02:01 PM

:p

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 16th, 2010 02:01 PM

:eek

Colonel Flagg Dec 16th, 2010 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 707872)
My holidays were way shittier before I had kids. Now I feel like I have something to look forward to again.

Being jaded and sardonic is all well and good on certain fronts, but the bleakness of existence is a major drawback.

'Tis oh so true. Kids are generally so excited about the approaching holiday season, you can lose yourself in their enthusiasm without thinking about all the extended family members you'll be forced to spend time with.

They are the difference between being happy and being suicidal.

:xmas2

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2010 05:23 PM

Paper done, handed in. I think it's a pretty good 'un. Time to celebrate the end of the semester with ham.

Chojin Dec 16th, 2010 05:26 PM

i hear it was a whole 2 pages

how did you ever turn that one in on time

Tadao Dec 16th, 2010 05:39 PM

He googled it!

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2010 06:11 PM

It was two and one half pages, mister. Quit trollin' my universitys.

elx Dec 16th, 2010 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MLE (Post 707764)
because being passive aggressive works better than being a bitch. There's more guilt associated with it.

I don't know. I still disagree, shrub's situation aside- I find passive aggressiveness to be more obnoxious than just being direct. :\ It blows my mind that there are girls that would rather punish themselves to get a point across than just say what's on their mind. Standing up for yourself doesn't make you a bitch, being a bitch makes you a bitch. If a guy is being a douche, yes you could take it personally and hurt yourself and make him feel bad as a result, or you could not be a doormat and tell him straight up, hey, stop being a jerk, not cool.


This reminds me of a story my step sister shared with me, she was out at a football game with her boyfriend and he was being a total asshole so she made him "take her home". However, once in the car she just started crying and then made him pull over and she began walking along the side of the road (in this freezing weather!) Of course, he hovered around begging her to get back in and apologizing profusely, eventually he got out of the car and hugged her, and this is where the story ended with a "HE'S SO SWEET!!" Wtf is that?! he's an asshole, she should have had him take her home and never called him back. He would have ended up at the same conclusion and realize that he was an ass, except that she wouldn't still be wasting her time with him and wouldn't have turned into a pathetic hotmess to get to that point.

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 707920)
try reading

two mistakes in one thread, I think I'd like to redeem my post-finals dumb day. FZ get's a depression one, it's only fair. :(

Tadao Dec 16th, 2010 07:47 PM

Bewb pics will make up for it.

Wiffles Dec 16th, 2010 08:00 PM

How inconsiderate of you, she was actually making a valid point concerning passive agro then you drop a blunt request for tata pics.

Men...

Tadao Dec 16th, 2010 08:17 PM

I have very few cares in the world. Bewbs are #2 on the list.

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2010 08:18 PM

hey the jerk store called and they're all out of you.

Wiffles Dec 16th, 2010 08:18 PM

I presume bunnies are #1 on your care list XP

Tadao Dec 16th, 2010 08:29 PM



Bunnies
Bewbs
and
Booze

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2010 08:40 PM

A drunken furry is your ideal date? :hypno

Tadao Dec 16th, 2010 09:25 PM

POSSIBLY

Wiffles Dec 16th, 2010 11:12 PM


Tadao Dec 16th, 2010 11:21 PM

:O

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2010 11:37 PM

meh

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2010 08:45 AM

unrelated to anything here, but I really hate farmville now.

Colonel Flagg Dec 17th, 2010 09:28 AM

I don't even know what that is, and I have no desire to either.

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2010 09:55 AM

It's a game that most players get to through Facebook. You build a little farm and tend crops and animals and earn money for new things to put on your little farm. That's all well and good, but you have to "add neighbors" from your facebook friends to unlock more things. Then your neighbors have to send you things, and you have to send them things, and it begins this constant begging whenever there's some new item to be begged-for.

Around Christmas, they decided to release a tree with "holiday gifts" that could be collected and turned in for special limited-edition virtual prizes. Cue at least 50% of my friends list soliciting said gifts.

Zhukov Dec 17th, 2010 10:14 AM

Wiffles, my word.

Colonel Flagg Dec 17th, 2010 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 707964)
Around Christmas, they decided to release a tree with "holiday gifts" that could be collected and turned in for special limited-edition virtual prizes. Cue at least 50% of my friends list soliciting said gifts.

And then there was that virtual "asteroid" that some dude sold for $600K. Nutso.

Fathom Zero Dec 17th, 2010 02:14 PM

It's this virtual world that nobody knows about, too. I dunno what the fucking game is called, but yeah, people are selling stadiums and shit for hundreds of thousands of real dollars.

Dimnos Dec 17th, 2010 04:05 PM



http://www.amazon.com/FarmVille-Dumm.../dp/1118016963

:\

MarioRPG Dec 17th, 2010 04:39 PM

Flash games should not cross in to the real world ever. Or anything from the internet.
I saw a keyboard cat commercial yesterday.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 17th, 2010 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 707986)

I hope the entirety of it is just the front cover.

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2010 05:15 PM

I just finished making my brother's birthday cake. He wanted that shitty gun cake from the movie "Observe and Report". The original plan was to make it gray like in the movie, but the stupid black foodcolor paste kept coming out purple and I kept having to tweak it. Eventually the icing was black so it's a black gun.

It looks like a shitty gun, though...pretty much the shitty gun movie cake dead-on.

Fathom Zero Dec 17th, 2010 05:37 PM

omg guitar woman, captain beefheart died

Aaarg Dec 17th, 2010 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 708001)
omg guitar woman, captain beefheart died

yellow bird fly high tobacco sky

Colonel Flagg Dec 17th, 2010 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 707998)
I just finished making my brother's birthday cake. He wanted that shitty gun cake from the movie "Observe and Report". The original plan was to make it gray like in the movie, but the stupid black foodcolor paste kept coming out purple and I kept having to tweak it. Eventually the icing was black so it's a black gun.

It looks like a shitty gun, though...pretty much the shitty gun movie cake dead-on.

Did you post an image anywhere? :curious

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2010 09:26 PM

original...



mine (with the stipulation that it had to be angelfood and homemade buttercream, so keep that in mind)


Esuohlim Dec 17th, 2010 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 708001)
omg guitar woman, captain beefheart died

:(

Tadao Dec 17th, 2010 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 705269)
lol my post in SS about starting a new thread to bet on who gets banned got HELLA deleted

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 705272)
I've got money on Babs, he looks broke as fuck and seems to have family crises during the holidays.

:xmas2

Dimnos Dec 18th, 2010 12:33 AM

:lol

Wiffles Dec 18th, 2010 01:31 AM

nice pistol pastry ^.^

Zhukov Dec 18th, 2010 02:32 AM

How old is your brother Kitsa? 11?

Pentegarn Dec 18th, 2010 06:34 AM

27 :lol

Note: Obviously I don't know his real age

Kitsa Dec 18th, 2010 08:55 AM

29.

Pentegarn Dec 18th, 2010 10:49 AM

Wow, I was sure he was really a teenager or a bit younger

Kitsa Dec 18th, 2010 12:49 PM

I'm sure that's some sort of an insult but I have too much of a headache right now to suss it out :(

He's almost 30, he just loves that movie and has more than a passing affection for firearms.

Pentegarn Dec 18th, 2010 10:04 PM

Not an insult, just an assumption based on mostly it is kids who like theme cakes

Kitsa Dec 18th, 2010 10:28 PM

Ah. Well, everyone I know knows I'm the one who makes dumb shit out of food, so I might see more of a demand than most.

Esuohlim Dec 19th, 2010 01:41 AM

RE: MY WHINY LAPTOP ISSUES

I CALLED TECH SUPPORT (:rolleyes) AND THEY TOLD ME MY ADAPTER IS BUSTED.

THEY ARE SENDING ME A FREE ONE.

YOU CAN ALL STOP WORRYING NOW

Fathom Zero Dec 19th, 2010 02:54 AM

Same thing happened to mine. HP sucks.

Zhukov Dec 19th, 2010 03:12 AM

I had my ten year school reunion last night. God, I felt like a young adult until then, now I feel like a manchild that refuses to grow up. So many people married with kids and good jobs.

The girl I had a huge crush on all through high school was looking gorgeous, and I was really suave and funny to her (I barely said a word to her in school) and she said it was really nice to see me... then she went off early with her husband before I worked up the courage to tell her I had a huge crush on her.

executioneer Dec 19th, 2010 03:41 AM

i'm never going to a high school reunion unless i'm armed for a massacre

Pentegarn Dec 19th, 2010 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 708121)
Ah. Well, everyone I know knows I'm the one who makes dumbhilarious shit out of food, so I might see more of a demand than most.

Yeah the tap dancing penis cake cemented that rep for you forever :lol

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2010 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 708143)
RE: MY WHINY LAPTOP ISSUES

I CALLED TECH SUPPORT (:rolleyes) AND THEY TOLD ME MY ADAPTER IS BUSTED.

THEY ARE SENDING ME A FREE ONE.

YOU CAN ALL STOP WORRYING NOW

I am relieved. Post more.

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2010 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 708158)
i'm never going to a high school reunion unless i'm armed for a massacre

They pulled down the high school after I went there. :picklehat

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2010 08:49 AM

I like to think they murdered all the kids I hated too. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2010 08:49 AM

I hated all of the kids. All of them. >:

Kitsa Dec 19th, 2010 08:53 AM

Me too, on both counts. My old high school was caught up in the midst of a campaign to build a new one, and every once in a while you'd come across a teacher who wanted to impress upon everyone what a deathtrap the old one was. I vividly remember a teacher threatening to throw a match into a wooden supply closet and "the whole place will burn to the ground". The same teacher later sneaked into a windowed closet to smoke, the door locked behind him, and he had to climb out the window and across a gravel-topped roof to be let into another classroom.

They got their new school, but turned the old one into a middle school. What does that tell you?

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2010 09:19 AM

Pub logged on FaceBook to make Kitsa his friend. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2010 10:41 AM

http://vimeo.com/17277691

Nicholas Gurewitch of The Perry Bible Fellowship fame directed a short film about a birthday party.

Kitsa Dec 19th, 2010 10:55 AM

I can't seem to get my new password to log in correctly, so expect several months until you hear anything more from me there.

Fathom Zero Dec 19th, 2010 11:10 AM

Cross-country trip, woo.

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2010 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 708177)
I can't seem to get my new password to log in correctly, so expect several months until you hear anything more from me there.

I hope to out-race you to the never logging on that site again prize. :(

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2010 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 708179)
Cross-country trip, woo.

Call them while holding your nose and say that Dylan died on the way there and he didn't even want to have Christmas with them anyway. This will solve all of your woes.

Fathom Zero Dec 19th, 2010 11:24 AM

I am a dead.

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2010 11:39 AM

That is the spirit. :)

Kitsa Dec 19th, 2010 11:50 AM

Is it really 6 days 'til Christmas?

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2010 12:16 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2010 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 708186)
Is it really 6 days 'til Christmas?

Five here in Texas.

Kitsa Dec 19th, 2010 01:01 PM

Emailed to me:

~A Cup of Tea ~
 

One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.

 

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set'

As a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

 

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in sports when I brought him a

Little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and

Lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.

 

My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of

Tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mom waited, and sure enough,

Here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him

Drink it up.

 

Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you

That the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2010 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 708182)
I hope to out-race you to the never logging on that site again prize. :(

I goddamn failed this noise. >: grr.

Esuohlim Dec 20th, 2010 01:15 PM

I usually block people on facebook who make constant statuses about their political and religious agendas, SO SEVEN FORCE IF YOU'RE READING THIS SORRY BUD

kahljorn Dec 20th, 2010 01:21 PM

lol

executioneer Dec 20th, 2010 02:55 PM

i like how you can be friends with someone and still have all their updates blocked now, lol

Pub Lover Dec 20th, 2010 04:10 PM

You can also block them from seeing all your stuff. It is quite handy.

Pub Lover Dec 20th, 2010 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 708296)
I usually block people on facebook who make constant statuses about their political and religious agendas, SO SEVEN FORCE IF YOU'RE READING THIS SORRY BUD

Seven Force is the one that loves Jesus right? Always with the bible boners.

Kitsa Dec 20th, 2010 04:42 PM

I just mainly up your friend count and never say anything at all, except for the odd post of a dick cake.

Pub Lover Dec 20th, 2010 05:09 PM

I can't care about my friend count when my post count is so important. :eek

Kitsa Dec 20th, 2010 07:25 PM

The dick cake counts for nothing? But I thought you were so keen on cock.

Colonel Flagg Dec 20th, 2010 09:00 PM

I don't think he likes the taste of fondant. :\

Tadao Dec 20th, 2010 09:15 PM

Maybe if it was made of Fondick.

Kitsa Dec 20th, 2010 09:29 PM

I have to make a cookie monster out of fondant for Saturday. Some people really like fondant and some don't. I think it's like vaguely flavorless chewing gum.

Colonel Flagg Dec 20th, 2010 09:45 PM

Count me amongst the "nay's".

Colonel Flagg Dec 20th, 2010 09:46 PM

On the subject of food and genitalia, we have been asked to provide sausage balls for my Dad's 90th surprise birthday party. (insert your own witty comment here)

Kitsa Dec 20th, 2010 09:54 PM

Is it wise to surprise a man on his 90th birthday?

Pub Lover Dec 20th, 2010 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 708387)
WIN98 SIIIIIICK, BRO

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 708390)
I UNINSTALLED WIN7 AND WENT BACK TO XP

KEEP THANGS REAL

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 708391)
it's prob. xp in classic mode that's how mine looks

edit: YEAH

Mine too! :eek

Pub Lover Dec 20th, 2010 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 708375)
The dick cake counts for nothing? But I thought you were so keen on cock.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 708381)
I don't think he likes the taste of fondant. :\

Very much a matter of this. :eek

Fathom Zero Dec 20th, 2010 11:23 PM

vampire dicks

Tadao Dec 21st, 2010 06:29 AM

Can we give Babs a lifetime ban tomorrow please? That would be an awesome Christmas present.

Colonel Flagg Dec 21st, 2010 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 708392)
Is it wise to surprise a man on his 90th birthday?

We shall see ....

Fathom Zero Dec 21st, 2010 10:16 AM

I just saw a video of a kitten falling into a fire and it made my mom cry.

The Leader Dec 21st, 2010 10:21 AM

link please


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