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Guitar Woman Oct 15th, 2005 12:36 AM

Your avatar gives me conflicted feelings
on one hand I want to kill the crap out of you for using such a stupid image but on the other hand I want to laugh for the exact same reason >:

Guitar Woman Oct 15th, 2005 12:38 AM

oh crap I got a page break now what I said won't make any sense goddamnit

sadie Oct 15th, 2005 12:30 PM

shut up.

Jonathan Clement Oct 16th, 2005 03:21 AM

BEEFJERKYJERKOFF!!! Anyway, I gotta shut this thing off to take with me tommorow. I gotta get up at 4:50 AM to catch the greyhound for Kelowna. I'm going to buy a 20G Zen.

gorgecluny Oct 16th, 2005 06:36 AM

C?!? HE ALSO MAKES ANIME LUK BAD BIY MAKING NO SENS!!!

Marc Summers Oct 16th, 2005 06:40 AM

I have this nagging feeling that you're just a character. Somehow, somewhere...

Emu Oct 17th, 2005 12:42 PM

arrowx is that you

Blaber66 Oct 17th, 2005 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Summers
I have this nagging feeling that you're just a character. Somehow, somewhere...

Do you like ExtremeJesusFucker better? :)

ArrowX Oct 17th, 2005 09:21 PM

I'm the only me Ive never made a character!

ExtremeJesusFucker was crap

I neet my counterpart sports so we can argue over nothig!

Mike P Oct 17th, 2005 09:24 PM

Counterpart... or lover? Or, perhaps, was sports a character you created only in an attempt to make yourself look better, someone who you could finally best? Only he overshadowed you, and so you did away with him. Hm?

ArrowX Oct 17th, 2005 09:48 PM

hells no son. I like to think of sports as my, intelectual rival on these boards.

Mike P Oct 17th, 2005 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidKraut
hells no son. I like to think of sports as my, intelectual rival on these boards.

First of all, I am not your son. I doubt you could produce anything by yourself, let alone with a woman.

Second, if sports is your intellectual rival on these boards, you must really be dumb as a rock.

ArrowX Oct 18th, 2005 11:13 PM

WEST SIDE!

Mike P Oct 19th, 2005 03:19 AM

Touché.

ArrowX Oct 19th, 2005 06:16 PM

Yo betta recognise!

Blaber66 Oct 19th, 2005 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidKraut
I'm the only me Ive never made a character!

ExtremeJesusFucker was crap

I neet my counterpart sports so we can argue over nothig!

FUCKER. ExtremeJesusFucker was the best character ever. Infact, he deserves his own board here. :wank :whitepig

ArrowX Oct 19th, 2005 07:57 PM

Shut up Fartinmowoler

Blaber66 Oct 19th, 2005 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidKraut
Shut up Fartinmowoler

Shut up Guitar Woman. :wank :whitepig

ArrowX Oct 19th, 2005 08:17 PM

You dont' even get it do you?

Blaber66 Oct 19th, 2005 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidKraut
You dont' even get it do you?

I get it as much as your dad does, not a lot. :( :wank :whitepig

ArrowX Oct 19th, 2005 08:19 PM

you know posting right under me doens't require the use of a quote. Jeesh even I know that.

Blaber66 Oct 19th, 2005 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidKraut
you know posting right under me doens't require the use of a quote. Jeesh even I know that.

I know that. :wank :whitepig

gorgecluny Oct 20th, 2005 02:39 AM

SHUT THE FUCKK UP!!! DIS FREAD WAS FOR SOING YOU HOW GOOD ANIME IS NOT TU INSULMT EACH OTHER U GAY TREE FUCKERS!!!

Jonathan Clement Oct 20th, 2005 06:16 AM

Okay, calm down.

gorgecluny Oct 20th, 2005 08:25 AM

AND WY SOULD I OBAY A PERVERTED GUY?!? AND I SAW SOME OF YOUR PUSTS AND I FOUND OUT DAT U ARE A FREEKY RELIJOUS GUY!!! NO ONDER EVERIONE HATES YOU!

Blaber66 Oct 20th, 2005 10:12 AM

George Cunt, please keep up the good work. I invited all of my friends to read this, and it's a big hit! I'm going to put it all on a DVD, and sell it for big bucks. Oh, and George...we're not jealous about you screwing your neighbor's oak tree.
:wank :whitepig

ArrowX Oct 20th, 2005 06:21 PM

Seriously I love gorgecluny! Hes like a combination of exploitives that began to function as a single entitie.

Jonathan Clement Oct 20th, 2005 07:32 PM

I suppose I can see why you make this parody. But people like georce cluny just obviously really love anime. When you make websites like this, it's like calling their wife a whore.

Guitar Woman Oct 20th, 2005 07:36 PM

eew I bet she has the clap :x

ArrowX Oct 20th, 2005 08:04 PM

:lol :(

Shut up Jonathan go sodomize your children. Oh wait you don't have any.

Jonathan Clement Oct 20th, 2005 08:42 PM

You used: Prayer Potion, Weapon Poison.

ArrowX Oct 20th, 2005 10:14 PM

Because shut up.

gorgecluny Oct 21st, 2005 02:56 AM

SHUT THE FUCK PU GYS!!! IM SERIUS YOU GAY FAT COKSUKERS!!!

Jonathan Clement Oct 21st, 2005 04:54 AM

BEEFJERKYJERKOFF!!!

gorgecluny Oct 21st, 2005 06:00 AM

U TOO RETURD!!!

Blaber66 Oct 21st, 2005 06:44 PM

sorry couldnt hear you

blackwar12 Oct 21st, 2005 07:10 PM

Wow! I never knew how dumb anime fans can get.

Jonathan Clement Oct 22nd, 2005 12:59 AM

So, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!

gorgecluny Oct 22nd, 2005 04:57 AM

FUK UFF AND STOP MAKONG US LUK BAD!!!

blackwar12 Oct 22nd, 2005 03:24 PM

learn to spell kid. all i'm seeing from you is jibberish and nothing logical to say. tell ya what why don't you go get your little anime loving friends and get some damn grammer and spelling lessons. you're making yourself look bad.

Jonathan Clement Oct 22nd, 2005 03:29 PM

ILLOGICAL! ILLOGICAL! ILLOGICAL!

Emu Oct 22nd, 2005 05:34 PM

You're all fucking vomiting retards.

Jonathan Clement Oct 22nd, 2005 07:28 PM

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWP!!! :puke

Guitar Woman Oct 22nd, 2005 10:57 PM

Damn, even your onomotopoeia is retarded

Marc Summers Oct 23rd, 2005 12:38 AM



Hey everyone come on down for some good ol' Kentucky Fried Chicken! Kernel's got a hankerin' for some breasts (chicken, that is!) So don't be shy, COME ON IN for some bible-belt home-style cookin' that you won't soon forget (no retards)! And don't mind the Kernel, I'll just sit in the corner watchin' those healthy young boys eatin' up reaaaal good...

gorgecluny Oct 23rd, 2005 03:14 AM

FUCK U GYS!!! U R ALL INTERNT ABUSERS MEANING U R ALL RETARDED GEEKS HOOLL NEVER GET A GURLFREND! I HAV WON AND SHE LOVES AND UNDERSTANDS!!! GAY ASS HOMOSEXUAL PIG TREE FUCKERS!

Marc Summers Oct 23rd, 2005 05:09 AM

Whoa you've got our number! You saw right through the smokescreen for what it really is: a lesbian dating service for the Republican Party.

Blaber66 Oct 23rd, 2005 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gorgecluny
FUCK U GYS!!! U R ALL INTERNT ABUSERS MEANING U R ALL RETARDED GEEKS HOOLL NEVER GET A GURLFREND! I HAV WON AND SHE LOVES AND UNDERSTANDS!!! GAY ASS HOMOSEXUAL PIG TREE FUCKERS!

I don't have a girlfriend because I'm too busy killing them all. :wank :whitepig

sadie Oct 23rd, 2005 02:49 PM

hi, gorge!

gorgecluny Oct 23rd, 2005 03:30 PM

IM SERIUS U GAY PIG FUCKERS I DO HAVE A GIRLFREND AND THAT GAY ASS RETARD HAS NO GURL SO THERE!!! U GAY PIGG ASS HOMO TREE FUCKERS!!!

Jonathan Clement Oct 23rd, 2005 04:56 PM

YOU'RE A HOMO, GEORGE CLUNY!!! FUCK FACE RETARD!!! WEAR A CONDOM NEXT TIME YOU FUCK YOUR MOTHER, YOU FAT FUCK!!!

ArrowX Oct 23rd, 2005 06:52 PM

JESUS CHRIST! THIS THREAD MAKES ME LOOK GOOD!

blackwar12 Oct 23rd, 2005 07:04 PM

Tell me about it.....

considering a preschooler can spell better then this retard.

Yggdrasill Oct 23rd, 2005 09:05 PM

I hope this works!


Marc Summers Oct 24th, 2005 12:08 AM

Yes. Please euthanize this thread. I BEG OF YOU.

Jonathan Clement Oct 24th, 2005 01:31 AM

KINKY! :troutslap

gorgecluny Oct 24th, 2005 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
YOU'RE A HOMO, GEORGE CLUNY!!! FUCK FACE RETARD!!! WEAR A CONDOM NEXT TIME YOU FUCK YOUR MOTHER, YOU FAT FUCK!!!

CALLING ME A HUMO? AT LEAST IM NOT A GAY PERVERYTED PERSON WHO GOT HIS PENUS STUK IN THE TV!!! AND I WRIT LIK DIS BECUZ IT IS FASTER!!!

Guitar Woman Oct 24th, 2005 10:34 AM

Only if you're a fag :rolleyes

Bob the Angry Potato Oct 24th, 2005 04:03 PM

Hey, Guitar Woman?
Didn't you call me an idiot because I thought he was an idiot, and you told me we'd been 'punk'd'?
Christ, some people are hypocrites.
If I'm wrong, just tell me. I haven't had any coffee today, and haven't slept in a while.

Guitar Woman Oct 24th, 2005 06:18 PM

I think you're both idiots. Idiot.

Jonathan Clement Oct 24th, 2005 08:47 PM

YES! YOU'RE A HOMO, GEORGE CLUNY! YOU GOT YOUR DICK STUCK IN THE TV! YOU'RE A HOMO! HOMOHOMOHOMOHOMOHOMOHOMOHO!!!

Marc Summers Oct 24th, 2005 09:28 PM

I guess it turns out that BOTH Jon & Jonathan Clement were characters. Not that it matters or anything :/

ArrowX Oct 25th, 2005 12:20 AM

This thread is like breaking a kittens legs and jaw, then making it stay alive.

Lycoris Oct 27th, 2005 01:37 PM

Alright, first I want to say, I made this account just to reply to this thread. o-o My friend showed me this going 'some anime fans are retards' it's sad how true it is in this case.

Just to note, I’m not going to be rude and I don’t want to provoke anyone. People are entitled to their own opinion, and here's mine.

One, listen 'gorge' you make truly dedicated anime fans look bad. You don't need to make a big fuss about it. Two, notice the name of this site? 'I-mockery' hmmm... perhaps this site mocks everything ever made? If you want to complain about people who dislike anime, you've come to the wrong place because they won't give a shit. An anime fan shouldn't care either, if they do like it that's cool, if they don't, oh well- it's not our problem. Like I said people are entitled to their own opinion and if people don’t like it, that's their opinion. If you don’t get this, well that isn't my problem.

Now bash me if you want. Honestly, I’ll just laugh and point out how low you've gone.

And that's it... I guess.

Chojin Oct 27th, 2005 01:51 PM

The original credo of the site was to make fun of things that people take too seriously, and the message board is an extension of that.

All in all, this thread is pretty much exactly what the boards were designed to produce, so trying to reason with the idiots baited by it isn't going to accomplish much.

But here you are, taking his response too seriously and here I am, taking yours too seriously. OH GOD, MY LIFE IS A LIE

Lycoris Oct 27th, 2005 02:50 PM

hah, figured as much. But still, he making such a big fuss about it. one side of me is laughs my ass off the other makes me want to smack that bastard. and lets just say the side that wanted to smack him won and i had to post something xD;;

yup, life is just a big fat horny lie

woo

gorgecluny Oct 28th, 2005 10:04 AM

U C I NO DAT THIS WEBSITE IS A JOK BUT IT EES OFFESIVE!!! YOU GAY FAT PIG FUCKERS!!! YOU SHOULD TAKE IT DON!!!

Guitar Woman Oct 28th, 2005 11:23 AM

I just noticed that your name isn't george
>:

Lycoris Oct 28th, 2005 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gorgecluny
U C I NO DAT THIS WEBSITE IS A JOK BUT IT EES OFFESIVE!!! YOU GAY FAT PIG FUCKERS!!! YOU SHOULD TAKE IT DON!!!

what an angry child...

Jonathan Clement Oct 29th, 2005 03:05 AM

Time to put my new animated .gif to it's first job...



Mr. Oysterhead Oct 29th, 2005 05:13 PM

I don't get it :(

Mr. Oysterhead Oct 29th, 2005 05:14 PM

Pretend this isn't here.

Emu Oct 29th, 2005 06:16 PM

are you reciting leviticus or something

sadie Oct 29th, 2005 10:07 PM

hi, gorge!

gorgecluny Oct 30th, 2005 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
Time to put my new animated .gif to it's first job...



FUCK U AND DAT GAY LUKING GY DAT MAKES ANIME FNAS LUK BAD!!! U 2 MUST WATCH OUT IMOCKERY PEOLPE BECUZ U SHULD TAKE DOWN DRUNK DRIVERS AGISNT ANIME FANS BECUS IM OFFEND!!! U GAY ASS HOMOSEXUAL PIG FUCKERS!!!

Jonathan Clement Oct 30th, 2005 07:04 PM

Quote:

FUCK U AND DAT GAY LUKING GY DAT MAKES ANIME FNAS LUK BAD!!! U 2 MUST WATCH OUT IMOCKERY PEOLPE BECUZ U SHULD TAKE DOWN DRUNK DRIVERS AGISNT ANIME FANS BECUS IM OFFEND!!! U GAY ASS HOMOSEXUAL PIG FUCKERS!!!
Well, You're obviously not going to get anything done about it with THAT attitude.

Also, in the .gif, I'm saying "Beef jerky jerk off".

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2005 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
are you reciting leviticus or something

He's obviously mastrubating furiously to trigun

Bob the Angry Potato Nov 1st, 2005 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
Quote:

FUCK U AND DAT GAY LUKING GY DAT MAKES ANIME FNAS LUK BAD!!! U 2 MUST WATCH OUT IMOCKERY PEOLPE BECUZ U SHULD TAKE DOWN DRUNK DRIVERS AGISNT ANIME FANS BECUS IM OFFEND!!! U GAY ASS HOMOSEXUAL PIG FUCKERS!!!
Well, You're obviously not going to get anything done about it with THAT attitude.

Also, in the .gif, I'm saying "Beef jerky jerk off".

Sir...

You DISGUST me.
At least the other guy's about 12. You're what, 17?
I think you've outgrown this.

Oh, funny story,
I was walking down North End Halifax early Hallowe'en (about 4 O'Clock), coming back from the local Army Navy Surplus with my new CADPAT BDUs, patrol cap, assassin gloves, balaclava, and other nice items for my next bush trip/op.
On the way back, I passed two anime nerds with bright pink hair (For fun, I was wearing a CF gas mask. Can't remember why, my friend thought it was funny). I started yelling "Hey, anime freaks! Sick of getting off to Inu Yasha?" and other various nasty comments (I think I was partially wasted that day. Can't remember.)
After insulting the hell out of them (One was breaking down crying), I yelled after them (as to quote the amazing move 'The Warriors'), "We rule the street, suckaz!!!" as loud as I could through the gas mask, which sounded quite funny (As if it was coming through an old radio or something).

Shows how much of a heartless bastard I am.

Cheers,
Nate

Jonathan Clement Nov 4th, 2005 02:31 AM

First of all, I'm 15, second, I think you're making up that story. I think what really happened is the anime fans kicked the ever lovin' shit outta ya.

Chojin Nov 4th, 2005 03:18 AM

jon, i invite you to the 2005 mock wars.

Information: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=19791

Sign up: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=19857

Emu Nov 4th, 2005 12:11 PM

That would be magical. He'd get my vote every time.*

*not really

Bob the Angry Potato Nov 4th, 2005 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
First of all, I'm 15, second, I think you're making up that story. I think what really happened is the anime fans kicked the ever lovin' shit outta ya.

Actually, no.
They were such whiny bastards, they couldn't.
And, how could they have kicked the shit out of someone who for one, has 3 years of self-defence CF training, who happened to be carrying 3 knives on him at the time?
They couldn't, they were skinny bastards who could barely carry themselves.
You're 15? Wow, I thought you were 7.

maggiekarp Nov 4th, 2005 04:01 PM

That's very douchebaggy of you :/

Bob the Angry Potato Nov 4th, 2005 04:23 PM

Indeed.
I'm an asshole.

Jonathan Clement Nov 4th, 2005 05:49 PM

No. I'm pretty sure you got the crap kicked out of you.

Bob the Angry Potato Nov 4th, 2005 06:11 PM

Wanna prove it, fatty?
Come over here. I’ll give you my address if you want. You live in the same country as me, I don’t see how it’s a problem, is it? I’ll be waiting, bring any amount of weapons you want. I’ll take you down single-handed.
Anime nerds can’t take down soldiers, especially two skinny anime nerds with pink hair walking by a guy in CF BDUs, carrying a rifle case, walking with 3 sports buddies.
Two people who’ve never played a sport in their lives can’t take a hockey/Airsoft playing guy with Canadian Forces training, along with his football and hockey buddies.

gorgecluny Nov 5th, 2005 01:16 PM

FUCK ALL OF U!!! I FUCKIN CAN DEEFEET U ALL EVEN U BOB U GAY ASS HOMO RETARD TREE FUCKER!!!

Bob the Angry Potato Nov 5th, 2005 02:38 PM

Yes... I hereby want you to come over and fight me.
Bring any weapon you want, and 2 friends.
See you here, if you think you can "PWNZORS U wit my 1337 AWP SKILLZ!11! OMGBBQWAFFLES!!!111!!!1one!1"
That is, if you aren't just someone pulling a prank on us, which went too far. I'll admit, though, it had us all riled up, but I think it's time to drop it...

King Hadas Nov 5th, 2005 02:57 PM

Invite means Jon gets to enter the tournament free right Chojin, because if this thread seriously was a round in the mock war then Jon Clement would have won my vote hands down. I'm not saying this to be cute or sarcastic or any of the dumb shit, I am completely serious when I say I want Jon to enter the tournamnet just to see how well he'd do. I know most the people he fought in this thread are just small town punks but still, I believe in him!

EDIT: hahahaha, Bob has been annihilated so badly by Jon that he's using the desperate Titty Artist defense to try and safe face. Jon, you gotta enter the Mock wars, you just gotta!

Bob the Angry Potato Nov 5th, 2005 04:16 PM

Wow... that was stupid.
Very, VERY stupid.
Actually, no, I'm challenging him because in his own site, he said he'd beat my head in until I went into a coma, then when I woke up beat me again. Bullshit.
Obviously, a 19 year old with CF Reservist training, a gun collection and 3 years of self-defense isn't going to take that.
I honestly think that was sarcasm...

King Hadas Nov 5th, 2005 05:12 PM

No, I'm being completely serious.

Bob the Angry Potato Nov 5th, 2005 05:25 PM

Come to his site, then...
I bet he cries himself to sleep after the shit we put him through.

King Hadas Nov 5th, 2005 05:42 PM

Yeah, I bet he's shaking in his boots after hearing how you beat up one skinny anime fan with ten years of CEF training and 20 or so knifes, your such a beast :lol

ziggytrix Nov 5th, 2005 06:39 PM

MOCK WAR JON, if you haven't already responded it's not too late... signup ends tonight.


Come on man, how many other people got FREE INVITES?

Bob the Angry Potato Nov 5th, 2005 06:42 PM

GRAR!
I eat babies!

Bob the Angry Potato Nov 5th, 2005 07:12 PM

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...yPotato/JC.jpg
My younger brother made that. Thought it was worth posting, it made me chuckle a bit.
It's a bit small, but you should be able to make it out.
Check out the rest of the gallery while you're at it, it's the only really-low quality thing there.

Jonathan Clement Nov 5th, 2005 07:50 PM

Shut up, you stink!

Bob the Angry Potato Nov 5th, 2005 07:58 PM

Shut up?
You mean, 'stop typing'.

blackwar12 Nov 5th, 2005 10:03 PM

lol dumbass lost his spotlight.

ArrowX Nov 6th, 2005 04:02 AM

HOW THE HELL DID THIS THREAD GET PAST PAGE 2!?


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