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NUMBER
VERB (PAST TENSE)
EXCLAMATION

-willie

#888
SLURPED
"KISS MAH GRITS!"

ADJECTIVE
PLACE
BODY PART

-willie

FANCIFUL
THE HOT CHICKS ROOM
PENIS

body parts are always the penis

ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
NOUN

-willie

POOP-STAINED
URINE-SOAKED
HELLHOLE

PIECE OF CLOTHING
PIECE OF CLOTHING
EXCLAMATION

-willie

FLANNEL SHIRT
SOCKS
"I LOVE TITS!"

BODY PART
BODY PART
PLURAL NOUN
VERB

-willie

LEFT TIT
RIGHT TIT
TWEEZERS
LEAP

One day in a land far far away, further than Airplane Restroom , there lived a girl named Latasha . Latasha was very horny and nice and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Chet thought of getting into her pantaloons . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 888 hours straight, Chet slurped over to Latasha 's house and said to her KISS MAH GRITS! Latasha you are so fanciful ! I'd love to take you to The Hot Chicks Room and kiss you on the penis and then you would be mine Forever. Well Latasha thought that this was poop-stained , He was pretty urine-soaked and had a nice hellhole , So she agreed. Little did he know Latasha had a secret. So off they went to The Hot Chicks Room and he did kiss her on the penis and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their flannel shirt and their sock . I LOVE TITS! ! Chet shouted! Latasha had a left tit where her right tit should be. But it was to late she was his forever.
The End

The moral of the story is don't count your tweezers before they leap .

>:

fuck i should just read out of a book of mad libs or something :(

-willie

okay now you do one afritical brandon

-willie

shit
turd
spic

-willie

PLURAL NOUN
ADJECTIVE
PLURAL NOUN
PLURAL NOUN

DONKEYS
SPLATTERED
CORNS
PENISES

VERB ENDING IN -ING
VERB
NOUN
A LARGE NUMBER

rapists
faggoty
goblins
weiners

-willie

fucking
fart
dog testicle
2

-willie

A PROFESSION
NOUN
ADVERB
VERB
NOUN

professional racist
darkey
slothfully
hoists
butthole

-willie

PLURAL NOUN
VERB (PAST TENSE)
ADJECTIVE
NOUN

cunts
polished
fucked-up
sex slave

-willie