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executioneer Nov 30th, 2009 08:30 PM

DRAGON AGE
 
i like this game but it is killing me :( i've had it for almost a month and i've still "visited" less than 70% of the locations. also there are three or more characters voiced by actors who were on star trek voyager and it is disturbing

Sam Nov 30th, 2009 08:40 PM

ALSO YOU CAN MAKE A MAN DWARF MAKE LOVE TO A MAN ELF AND SATIATE THE DESIRES OF PERVERTED LOTR FANS

My favorite part his how bloody your characters get, and they just get grosser and grosser until you make the dog clean it up.

executioneer Nov 30th, 2009 08:46 PM

i think it's unfair to midget lovers and skwisgaar skwigelf that there is no option to romance the dwarf berserker or the old lady wizard

Pentegarn Nov 30th, 2009 09:48 PM

I really need to purchase this game

timrpgland Dec 1st, 2009 04:14 AM

I like this game too :(

executioneer Dec 1st, 2009 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 661284)
ALSO YOU CAN MAKE A MAN DWARF MAKE LOVE TO A MAN ELF AND SATIATE THE DESIRES OF PERVERTED LOTR FANS

My favorite part his how bloody your characters get, and they just get grosser and grosser until you make the dog clean it up.

ITS TOO BAD THE DOG CLEANING IT UP IS NOT PART OF THE LOVEMAKING :grossoutcompetition

Dimnos Dec 1st, 2009 10:36 AM

Wait... If I play the dwarf I cant get all sexy with people? >:

executioneer Dec 1st, 2009 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 661357)
Wait... If I play the dwarf I cant get all sexy with people? >:

no YOU can but you can't get sexy with the other dwarf

racists

Tadao Dec 1st, 2009 04:01 PM

sex dwarf :(

Fathom Zero Dec 1st, 2009 04:11 PM

Disco dollies.

Sam Dec 1st, 2009 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 661341)
ITS TOO BAD THE DOG CLEANING IT UP IS NOT PART OF THE LOVEMAKING :grossoutcompetition

THAT IS HOW YOU PREP FOR THE LOVEMAKING

Dimnos Dec 1st, 2009 04:33 PM

Have the dog do the foreplay for you. Then all you got to do is come in and wreck the place.

Sam Dec 1st, 2009 04:34 PM

YEAH, HAVE THE DOG LICK ALL THE BLOOD AND GORE OUT FIRST SO YOU CAN WRECK UP A NICE CLEAN PLACE :GROSSOUTCOMPETITION

Dimnos Dec 1st, 2009 04:47 PM


Mockery Dec 2nd, 2009 01:06 AM

DRAGON AGE :O


Dimnos Dec 2nd, 2009 01:16 PM

Thats gay. :(

Pentegarn Dec 2nd, 2009 03:22 PM

The background music for that scene was a bit much

kahljorn Dec 2nd, 2009 05:46 PM

:lol
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah aahahahahahahahahahahaha

kahljorn Dec 3rd, 2009 03:33 AM

i wanted to play this game but i think that sex scene ended it :(

Pentegarn Dec 3rd, 2009 10:23 AM

I think you can avoid that scene, I don't think man/man elf sex is mandatory :D

executioneer Dec 3rd, 2009 01:08 PM

you only have to do sex with anyone if you want the achievement :lol

executioneer Dec 3rd, 2009 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 661283)
also there are three or more characters voiced by actors who were on star trek voyager and it is disturbing

also, the geico gecko's voice actor

Babs Dec 3rd, 2009 01:25 PM

Fags are starting to infiltrate the media. First Nickelodeon, now this.

stevetothepast Dec 3rd, 2009 01:28 PM

stupid faggots.

Babs Dec 3rd, 2009 01:43 PM

Reminds me how my friends dad was talking about that when my friend and I were spacing our faces and started messing with our minds talking about how fags were trying to take over the world. I'm afraid he is right now.


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