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xandor2783 Feb 22nd, 2003 04:50 PM

Chojin and Butt Buddies, Bring it
 
Bring it on bitiches.

Cap'n Crunch Feb 22nd, 2003 04:57 PM

Can I be a buttbuddy?

xandor2783 Feb 22nd, 2003 05:01 PM

You will have to talk to chojin, gay is his department.
But it sounds like you have the right stuff for him.

Cap'n Crunch Feb 22nd, 2003 05:03 PM

You eat ass. Your fat kid picture photo shop sucked. Besides its like 4 against you. Hhahahhahahha :squigly Squigly might be on your side.

xandor2783 Feb 22nd, 2003 05:05 PM

I never knew fags came in packs, asses yes,but packs no.

Les Waste Feb 22nd, 2003 05:20 PM

Shut up Sketch

xandor2783 Feb 22nd, 2003 05:24 PM

Are you so retarded you can't see who's talking to you.
btw: tell jamesman to stop sodomizing little boys and get his pussy ass self here.

Sketch33 Feb 22nd, 2003 05:36 PM

Hi Xandor, thanks for calling me to let me know what was going on. Oh, wait, that's right. We are both me. I'm so schizo I sometimes forget. So where are the little fannie-bangers that have been begging me (us) (you) to come in here and kick their asses?

I see Les 'Waste of his mommy's placenta' has posted with his regular level of ass-hattedness. And someone new to attacking us (me) (you) is here too. I see as well that he is at least as stupid as them, since he can't count. Including himself (since he posted here, he's a butt hugger with the rest of them) that makes five against one (two) (one billion).

Here pussies, pussies, pussies! Come get what you've been asking for.

xandor2783 Feb 22nd, 2003 05:39 PM

Sup Sketch. I don't know where the rest of the fag pack is, the only one with enough balls to show up is Les and those are in his ass.

Sketch33 Feb 22nd, 2003 05:39 PM

Man. Total dildoes. Call us (me) (you) to come here and get our asses handed to us, and where are they? I mean, it's pretty scary that they have our asses to begin with. I've heard what they do to asses, and it leaves stretch marks.

xandor2783 Feb 22nd, 2003 05:42 PM

I disagree, I (you, me) heard they eat ass with a spoon.

Cap'n Crunch Feb 22nd, 2003 05:42 PM

You are both the same. Are you stupid or what? Why are you doing this?

Sketch33 Feb 22nd, 2003 05:42 PM

Huh. In his ass you (I) say? Doesn't that make it tricky for the other hiney-hoppers to satisfy themselves in him? Or does he like his nezzoes bounced around in his rectum?

Sketch33 Feb 22nd, 2003 05:45 PM

Oh! Cap'n! You're here. Let's ask you: Do you like the feels of his nuts stroking your shaft while you plow deep into his girly frame?

As to why we are doing it, there could be several reasons. We're schizo, we're two different people, or the little fuck monkeys asked us to, so we are agreeing, and they are pussying out, as expected.

Which do you think it is, nut licker?

Sketch33 Feb 22nd, 2003 05:47 PM

Hold up Xan, gonna go change my tagline to something more appropirate.

Cap'n Crunch Feb 22nd, 2003 05:48 PM

What is your problem? Why do you reply to every freaking thing. I do lick nuts though. I love Planter's, and the ones that are filled with peanut butter. I don't lick man nuts. Don't get me into this. Don't bother me.

xandor2783 Feb 22nd, 2003 05:53 PM

Since when did Jamesman change his name to Planters? Is it short for Ass Planter maybe? I(we) am confused.
btw: Whatever he told you, thats not peanut butter.

Sketch33 Feb 22nd, 2003 05:53 PM

Bother you? FUCK YOU. You came in here to start shit with us, now you're whining "leave me alone...boo hoo..." Fucking pansie. And I really doubt that you don't like "man nuts". Or as I've heard you call them "Cap'n Chrunch's little pils of pleasure that swell when you slurp them". Fuck.

Sketch33 Feb 22nd, 2003 05:56 PM

Xan, stick around here in case any pussies show their little shaved beavers. If they do, smack like you smacked their moms in that S&M train last week. I'm gonna go see if the fags are posting elsewhere.

Les Waste Feb 22nd, 2003 06:11 PM



I like how "Xandor" and "Sketch" only post three minutes apart from each other, at the most. Nobody believes that you are two seperate people, shit head. I don't think anybody is stupid enough to believe your story about you two having a homo-erotic slumber party, and taking turns using the same computer to post things on a message board with two different accounts. At least you'd better fucking hope your the same person, because it would be a lot worse if what your claiming happened is true.

IP ADDRESSES DON'T MEAN ANYTHING THEY ARE THE SAME ALL THE TIME JEEEEEEEEESUS :rolleyes

So how long is it before Sketch/Xandor starts claiming that he only made another account to "mess with us" and "make us angry cause he was just baiting us"?

xandor2783 Feb 22nd, 2003 06:20 PM

Nice to have you back Les, how was that hand job for jamesman. I haven't timed your mom yet but you are a lot faster, congrats!

xandor2783 Feb 22nd, 2003 06:23 PM

btw Les: Do you like my new icon. It sure does beat the hell out of a sweaty gay asian man.

Sketch33 Feb 22nd, 2003 06:27 PM

Quote:

Nobody believes that you are two seperate people, shit head.
Like we fucking care what you *believe*. Shit, you believe that one day you'll get to touch a real boobie. You're wrong about that too.

Quote:

I don't think anybody is stupid enough to believe your story about you two having a homo-erotic slumber party
That sounds like the story you told everyone about the last time you dad visited you. At least, you like to call him dad. "Stranger who peeks through my window" just doesn't sound good, no matter how you say it.

Quote:

because it would be a lot worse if what your claiming happened is true
Yeah, for you and your pussy friends. That means there are two more people who know just how full of shit you 4-pack of faggy fucks are. Not to mention two more people mocking you for being intimate friends with warm hands. But, is that *really* so bad? Wouldn't that just make the total 100,002 instead of just 100,000?

Go lick your nearest fag friend, Waste.

Anonymous Feb 22nd, 2003 06:29 PM

For the record, I have yet to read anything in this thread, nor do I intend to.

holysheist (Mew Barios): that sketch guy is talkin to himself in the mock wars forum and it's creepin me out. :(

Rez Feb 22nd, 2003 06:30 PM

your stupid insulting wont get you anywahere you gold-plated vinegar infused douche-bag

and why did you say "we"


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