My Daughter Cordelia just said:
 

"What if a boy married his sister and the boy had three babies and one of thgem was born with a diaper on and one of them was a monkey and the other was a toaster?"

Beat the random out of her

right now

if one of them was a toaster you'd make toast duh what kind of father are you lol that was an easy one :rolleyes

Your daughter will rule this world one day... at least, I hope she will.

monkeys are cool

lmaooo what.

What was your response?

Sweet Jesus! you need an exorcist, and fast!

My response? I just told her she was awesome.

You have to take the good with the bad, though. Yesterday I don't think she stopped talking for about twelve hours, despite all sorts of threats and punishments. When she ran out of semi coherent things rto say, she'd fill time by making weird noises.

Sounds like a day with me actually. Count yourself blessed.

Cordelia - King Lear?

Awwww. She is awesome!!

If you ask my wife, King Lear. If you ask me, Charisma Carpenter.

Figured it was one or the other. Both great namesakes regardless. My brother was a personal bodyguard to Charisma Carpenter during her time in Toronto, the lucky bastard.

I bow to your brother in unashamed envy.