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WAIT A MINUTE, GUITAR WOMAN IS A DUDE???? |
not on the inside ;_;
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Pffffthahahaha
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IT'S NOT SEX UNLESS SOMEONE (NOT ME) HAS TO DO LAUNDRY WHEN IT'S OVER AND I'M FINISHED USING THEIR HAIR AS MY OWN PERSONAL CUM-DUMPSTER AND THEN I WIPE OFF THE EXCESS DIRECTLY INTO HER RETINA AND THEN I GO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND IGNORE HER FOR DAYS.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN'T BE INTO SPRAYING YOUR HOT EJACULATE ALL OVER ANOTHER PERSON IN THE HEAT OF CARNAL SEX-MAKINGS.
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OR EVEN WITHOUT THE SEX, JUST SNEAK UP ON SOMEONE AND CUM ON THEM.
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Yeah, and we haven't even gotten into pranks pulled on people using your baby batter.
Jizzy doorknob anyone? |
"baby batter" makes my skin crawl
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GABA, L-Theanine and Alcohol: Helps you Seal the Deal (tm) |
I went on prozac today. I feel a lot more run down than usual and it really blows. From what I understand, it'll take a few weeks before I don't feel shitty.
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if you don't mind risking seratonin poisoning you could try doing a 5-htp supplement along with it to jumpstart that shitttt don't do it for too long though because constant 5-htp use can cause damage to your heart-muscle |
what about one of those towels reserved for spunk that shatter like a cracker after 6 months. does that gross you out GW?
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I don't want any kind of seratonin poisoning or heart probs. I found out that my sinus infections weren't a sinus infection, so I either have a tension headache that has lasted months or I have something else fucking my head over.
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it's probably not really that dangerous im jsut repeating what the labels and wikipedia and shit said
i wouldn't advocate it if i hadn't tried it on myself first |
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scissoring in the dark scissoring in the dark scissoring in the dark scissoring in the dark scissoring in the dark There's only one thing that I like And that is scissoring in the dark |
SCISSORING SCISSORING
SCISSORING SCISSORING DARK DARK DARK DARK |
keeping it rhheal
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just make sure you don't accidentally STEP ON a SPIDER and don't scissor so much that you miss hearing the DINNER BELL DINNER BELL RING |
put your fist inside the puppet's buuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt
did I do the things right? |
just be careful because they might be giant vaginas
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HOW...CAN I SCISSOR LIKE A GIRL
AND NOT BE STIGMATI-I-IZED BY THE REST OF THE WORLD |
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