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Kitsa Jun 20th, 2011 01:42 PM

Just watched Jackass 3.5 the other night. Hm. :/

Pub Lover Jun 20th, 2011 01:46 PM

It comes to a thing when a person breaks the computer to stop there being contact with me.

We won't be seeing Shrub for a while, guys.

Pub Lover Jun 20th, 2011 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 727186)
I feel superior to this man because I am alive and haven't stuck anything up my arse.

I can help you with both those things.

Chojin Jun 20th, 2011 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 727189)
It comes to a thing when a person breaks the computer to stop there being contact with me.

We won't be seeing Shrub for a while, guys.

wat

Fathom Zero Jun 20th, 2011 02:11 PM

You, sir, are a ponce.

executioneer Jun 20th, 2011 02:13 PM

augh im never gonna get any parasprites

Zhukov Jun 20th, 2011 02:14 PM

Seduction of unavailable women online happens.

Tadao Jun 20th, 2011 02:30 PM

She's just depressed because she knows she'll never be able to make sweet love to me.

Pub Lover Jun 20th, 2011 03:20 PM

She did make comment that you getting hitched means you really are sweet little puppy on the inside. :x

Pub Lover Jun 20th, 2011 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 727195)
Seduction of unavailable women online happens.

I'm beta as fuck on top of only talking about sucking cocks. Why would a dude be bothered by me? :eek

Tadao Jun 20th, 2011 03:24 PM

Women love puppies :X

HickMan Jun 20th, 2011 04:08 PM

The large majority also love my penis :picklehat

Pub Lover Jun 21st, 2011 12:34 AM

My chess game with Miss Elx just timed out and no one else has started a game with me in days. I think the fad is over.

Pub Lover Jun 21st, 2011 12:35 AM

This might mean I sleep at night now. :eek

Fathom Zero Jun 21st, 2011 12:42 AM

You're talking nonsense.

Pub Lover Jun 21st, 2011 12:53 AM

18052 posts of nonsense. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 21st, 2011 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345 (Post 727280)
A civilized society built on thousands of years of cultural evolution and we still love shineys. Who needs something awesome like a nicer vacation.

We also still say the sun rises and sets despite knowing it doesn't.

Grislygus Jun 21st, 2011 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 727191)
wat

I also request an explanation, though I was never quite sure WHY I enjoyed reading shrub's posts

Pub Lover Jun 21st, 2011 01:38 AM

Was it her avatar showing her ample bosom?

Her laptop is broken. She won't be on much until it is fixed.

Pub Lover Jun 21st, 2011 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creeposaurus (Post 727286)
Is Chubby a good name for him??


Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 727292)
as long as it's just a first name, he needs a last name too

preferably a mcsomethingorother

McBoner.

executioneer Jun 21st, 2011 01:49 AM

guys i passed 25000 posts not that long ago

celebration, or depression

Wiffles Jun 21st, 2011 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 727297)
guys i passed 25000 posts not that long ago

celebration, or depression



celebrate with ponies!

Wiffles Jun 21st, 2011 02:16 AM

double post

executioneer Jun 21st, 2011 02:21 AM

i'm just upset that i didn't notice the EXACT post that rolled it over

coulda done something real special!

Pub Lover Jun 21st, 2011 02:23 AM

:pagebrak


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