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Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 12:21 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 628076)
I dislike all you new guys. I don't know you, but I dislike you.

Yes, Boy. Us veterans need to act in conjoined accordance. I-Mockery.com forum veterans for life. We must never forget our sacrifice and hardship.

Womti May 11th, 2009 12:38 PM

I dislike anyone who joined here after I did.

Kitsa May 11th, 2009 01:02 PM

When you said "point your asshole glare", all I could picture was something like the Care Bear Stare, only instead of rainbows and happiness shining from tummies, everyone was bent over with spread asscheeks emitting beams of light.

Tadao May 11th, 2009 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 628091)
Is this on the subject of the substandard writings of 90's Child?

If so, could you point your asshole glare at the writings of Rog, T?

I can't take any credit for this. It's all MissD.

Tadao May 11th, 2009 03:39 PM

Happy Anniversary to me,
Happy Anniversary to me,
Happy Anniversary dear Tadao,
Happy Anniversary to me!


:tear

Kitsa May 11th, 2009 03:49 PM

you need to go to a bar, you'd probably get some tail for the sad story alone :(

Tadao May 11th, 2009 04:01 PM

I'm gonna go shooting with my friend. We'll end up fucked up at a titty bar again.

Kitsa May 11th, 2009 04:03 PM

shooting things is good on anniversaries gone bad.

I think mine's the 23rd or something.

Tadao May 11th, 2009 04:43 PM

Adjectives on the typewriter
He moves his words like a prize fighter
The frenzied pace of the mind inside the cell

The man on the street might just as well be
The man on the street might just as well
The man on the street might just as well be

Outside, outside the world
Out there you don't hear the echoes and calls
But the steel I,
Type jaw
Say it all
Say it all

But the white paint,
Plastic saints
Say it all
Say it all
Say it all

Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say somebody,
Has got to say it all
Somebody
Has got to say it all

I'm so nervous
I'm so tense
My heart can't forget about this self defense
The air is so hot
and my breath comes fast
I thumb the cool blade but I know this can't last

I thumb the cool blade but I know this can't last...

Outside, outside the world
Out there you don't hear the echoes and calls
But the steel I,
Type jaw
Say it all
Say it all

But the white paint,
plastic saints
Say it all
Say it all
Say it all

Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say it all,
Say somebody,
Has got to say it all
Somebody
Has got to say it all

Yeah, adjectives on the typewriter
He moves his words like a prize fighter
The frenzied pace of the mind inside the cell

The man on the street might just as well be
The man on the street might just as well
The man on the street might just as well be

10,000 Volt Ghost May 11th, 2009 05:31 PM

In the shape of Tom Servo?

Tadao May 11th, 2009 05:44 PM

Oh shit, it's my buddies B-Day. It's all gonna end up bad tonight.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 11th, 2009 05:54 PM

Down the hatch

Ploxtrot May 11th, 2009 06:07 PM

Where the hell is guitar woman

Kitsa May 11th, 2009 06:14 PM

god that looks like mine :(


Tadao May 11th, 2009 06:16 PM

Woogums has the piercing blue eyes though.

In another times forgotten space
Your eyes looked from your mother's face
Wallflower seed on the sand and stone
May the four winds blow you safely home.

Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew

I'll tell you where the four winds dwell
In Franklin's tower there hangs a bell
It can ring, turn night to day
It can ring like fire when you loose your way.

Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew

God save the child that rings that bell
It may have one good ring, baby, you can't tell
One watch by night, one watch by day
If you get confused listen to the music play.

Some come to laugh their past away
Some come to make it just one more day
Whichever way your pleasure tends
If you plant ice you're gonna harvest the wind.

Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew

In Franklin's tower the four winds sleep
Like four lean hounds the lighthouse keep
Wildflower seed on the sand and wind
May the four winds blow you home again.

Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
You'd better roll away the dew

Roll away the dew
You'd better roll away the dew - roll away
Roll away the dew
You'd better roll away the dew - roll away.
Roll away the dew...

Tadao May 11th, 2009 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ploxtrot (Post 628142)
Where the hell is guitar woman

Look GW, no one misses you. Having your characters ask where you are isn't going to change that.

Ploxtrot May 11th, 2009 06:27 PM

:lol I wish I could complain about video games like that kid could.

Though I also pretended to be a girl once, so I can see where you got that assumption.

Kitsa May 11th, 2009 06:31 PM

Cesco used to when he was a kitten. Now he's just fat and crosseyed.

Tadao May 11th, 2009 06:34 PM

Woogies may be dead for all I know :(

On another note, my buddy is bringing his Sensei, who likes TJ whores and fighting. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa


This is gonna be bad.

Guitar Woman May 11th, 2009 06:38 PM

It's _23

True story

Tadao May 11th, 2009 06:38 PM


Tadao May 11th, 2009 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 628154)
It's _23

True story

Ahahahahahahaha :tear

Ploxtrot May 11th, 2009 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 628154)
It's _23

True story

Underscore goes after, not before >:

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 628154)
II miss you , Pub. :love

I miss you too, Baby. Lets makeout! :orgasm


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 628158)
That was soooo worth reading!

I wish I had the attention span to actually read a book. :(


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