I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

idk, I feel slightly less bitchy about it today but at the time I just wished everyone would shut the fuck up and let the kid have her party. She probably enjoyed it plenty either way.

Zhukov

Jan 27th, 2011 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 711637)

:pagebrak

If it was me, I would only spend as much time at my kids party as it took to create them.

So an epic 7 hour tantric birthday bash?

elx	Jan 27th, 2011 09:10 PM

wow. grown up vitamins are terrible! how do you guys do it!? they're huge and they taste like chalk. are we allowed to crush them up or let them dissolve in pudding or something? :( will they be just as effective?

please write a blog post on the subject matter, almighty health guru chojin

elx	Jan 27th, 2011 09:14 PM

also congratulations on finally being able to grow facial hair milhouse

elx	Jan 27th, 2011 09:16 PM

and happy birthday baby kitsa!

Zhukov

Jan 27th, 2011 10:00 PM

You just swallow them without chewing.

elx	Jan 27th, 2011 10:13 PM

they're too big

Pub Lover

Jan 27th, 2011 10:44 PM

Gentlemen, Miss Elx is in need of a lesson on how to fit large objects in her mouth without choking. :posh

elx	Jan 27th, 2011 10:56 PM

i have vampire teeth

elx	Jan 27th, 2011 11:03 PM

pubby, now that i'm your new jeanettex i feel as though i deserve a more mature avatar. please upgrade me appropriately. the colors on this one make my posts seem doubly more annoying.

Zhukov

Jan 27th, 2011 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by elx

they're too big

What are they, the size of a fist?

Pub Lover

Jan 28th, 2011 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 711657)

i have vampire teeth

As long as you don't sparkle; I find that very hot. :eek :yum :orgasm

Pub Lover

Jan 28th, 2011 01:04 AM

Seriously, tell me you have vagina dentata & I'll try and marry you. :eek

Pub Lover

Jan 28th, 2011 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 492849)

Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase.
Vagina Dentata, ain't no passin' craze.

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 492854)

fuck now i keep singing Hakunamatata.

screw you sethomas.

Pub Lover

Jan 28th, 2011 01:06 AM

I miss Seth & Kahl. Those chaps should come back. :eek

Pub Lover

Jan 28th, 2011 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 711658)

pubby, now that i'm your new jeanettex i feel as though i deserve a more mature avatar. please upgrade me appropriately. the colors on this one make my posts seem doubly more annoying.

And here was me going to suggest this valentines day theme avatar for you.

Pub Lover

Jan 28th, 2011 01:11 AM

Plus you don't want to be compared with Jeanette. She is crazy. :eek

Pub Lover

Jan 28th, 2011 01:12 AM

More so even than the loopy poop stuff she posts on here. :eek

Pub Lover

Jan 28th, 2011 01:13 AM

Loopy Poop. :eek

Pub Lover

Jan 28th, 2011 01:28 AM

So I'm thinking Carl Sagan as I can't find one I like of Brian Cox. :eek

Pub Lover

Jan 28th, 2011 01:29 AM

captain516

Jan 28th, 2011 01:46 AM

Stephen Hawking looked waaaay different when he was younger

Fathom Zero

Jan 28th, 2011 07:33 AM

Time marches on
Blink, then it's gone
Make no mistake
It's vanishing

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jan 28th, 2011 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 711592)

Just now back from my kid's first birthday party. I feel absolutely shitty without being able to put a finger on precisely why.

I think it's in part because my dad said things like "keep it moving, get the gifts unwrapped" and other impatient-with-proceedings phrases, and as a result I felt like I was scrambling from gifts to cake to cleanup without anything really sinking in or being enjoyed (at least by me).

Then Mr. Kitsa had a lot to say about how grateful I should be that everyone (including and especially himself) had done me this big favor by showing up, and although I am grateful I also paid for dinner and alcohol at a nice restaurant so I don't feel that people were really 100% put-out by coming.

I guess parties just ultimately end up being a big letdown, nature of the beast. I would have held up a lot better if certain parties had kept their mouths shut.

Happy Baby Birthday day a few days ago :)

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