Hopefully the woman is better looking than the one on the site and topless as well.

I'll get the Broadway Baby
http://thesingingtelegram.com/images/lorre1.JPG

awesome story Kitsa ;D

i prefer the justice of persons to justice of the state :O I DUNNO WHYYY

Happy birthday WhiteRat! :O

Today I officially decided to extend the celebration of my birthday to this Saturday because I have lots of beer.

Happy birthday Rat :eek

Man, all the cool guys are born in february

Aw shucks... :blush

I think it's safe to say I've drank myself sober. Goodnight all.

February is a good month for Birthdaying.

Happy belated birthday...

Man, this is shaping up to be a shitty day.

We did have one tiny bit of fun last night. We were out and a cop pulled us over on the I-75 on-ramp. We had no idea what the problem was until the cop started playing his "I bet I can guess your name and birthdate" thing and ended with, "I bet you didn't renew your registration."

Luckily for us, we'd made a color copy of the check and the completed form and put it in the glove box just in case that very thing happened. We handed it to the cop, who said that he'd never dealt with on-the-site proof in 5 years and that he'd have to let us go.

That was an expensive ticket we got out of, so that was good.

I just threw up a little in my mouth..

LOVE YOU!

@kahl- yeah, entirely justified in my opinion, the prick was actually taunting her about getting off light for raping her 13 year old daughter.

Since I'm not reading the entire thread, this might already have been said; but honestly, can you really tell anymore what is rape and what was once willing? I am not justifying any type of sexual behavior being forced onto anyone, but there is a vast majority of 13 year old's humping around like bunnies now; And they also like to lie.

Man this sucks. My girlfriend is out of town for the night so I was trying to arrange some kind of manly get-together. About 10 minutes ago it became clear that I basically have too few friends to arrange shit. Of the three people I thought I could coax into some Friday night drinking two have dropped out and it'll be kind of queer with just two of us.

On top of this I got shit marks for my first two exams which is kind of putting a downer on things.

Now I have thirty quids worth of booze and no one to drink it with. Fuck my life :lol

Hugh_bristic can't.

I'd hate to make you go back a whole page, but the guy ambushed a 13 year old girl while she was on a grocery-shopping errand for her mom. He raped her at knifepoint, so unless she was mega-kinky that way I doubt she was into it.

:lol

I want that as a painting.

And I'll whisper "....no"

its not queer to get faded with a buddy ;o

Hurrah, I got my DVD player to work :rock

On top of what had already been a shitty day, I lifted the lid of the washer and smelled that the clothes were not as April-fresh as expected. I unloaded the washer, saw a dark lump at the bottom and ended up picking up a washed cat turd with my bare hand. I have no idea how it got there, nothing like this has ever happened before.

Ugh.

I'm bleaching what I can and tossing the rest.

Not very many washing machines have a cat shit cycle.

I would think that you would not pick up a dark thing in the bottom of the washer with your bare hands when your laundry doesn't smell normal.