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Tadao May 1st, 2009 01:14 AM

It was weird, we put some dust on some opinionated Thai bud. Then I went to the snack bar and had to walk up and down the waves of cement cause they do that so cars park at an upward angle. I bought a hot dog and felt it go all though my stomach system. Then I put a quarter in an arcade game and after I was done went back out and the 2nd movie had just started playing. So I lost like 2 hours somewhere.

I think I wasn't actually playing the game. I bet I was watching the gamestart screen thinking I was playing fr like two hours.

Kitsa May 1st, 2009 05:46 AM

That would have been fun to watch.

All of the anti-drug literature sort of leads you to believe that people go nuts, try to peel off their own skin, etc, but I think mainly they just stare dully at gamestart screens thinking they're playing for 2 hours.

Colonel Flagg May 1st, 2009 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 626753)
Then I put a quarter in an arcade game and after I was done went back out and the 2nd movie had just started playing. So I lost like 2 hours somewhere.

I think I wasn't actually playing the game. I bet I was watching the gamestart screen thinking I was playing fr like two hours.

I hope it wasn't "PONG" - that would mean you were seriously fucked up.

Tadao May 1st, 2009 01:10 PM

It was a pacman style game where you are a robber picking up money bags while cop cars chase you. It had a short lifespan, but it was in every arcade at the time.

Colonel Flagg May 1st, 2009 01:31 PM

Thanks for the information. I feel much better for you. : phew!

Tadao May 1st, 2009 01:47 PM

I know I put a quarter in and I know I was moving the joystick around. I also remember thinking about how awesome I was doing and the cops could never catch me! :lol

Kitsa May 1st, 2009 02:49 PM

I went to an upscale Chinese place for lunch and was struck by how empty it was on a Friday at lunch hour. At the time I was looking around me and thinking, "How is this place so empty? The prices are reasonable and the food tastes great."

Then I came home and had what could conservatively be described as a Traumatic Bathroom Experience. I understand now.

Tadao May 1st, 2009 02:52 PM

I like my kitchens active.

Dimnos May 1st, 2009 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 626793)
I went to an upscale Chinese place for lunch and was struck by how empty it was on a Friday at lunch hour. At the time I was looking around me and thinking, "How is this place so empty? The prices are reasonable and the food tastes great."

Then I came home and had what could conservatively be described as a Traumatic Bathroom Experience. I understand now.

Was it Panda Express?

Kitsa May 1st, 2009 03:03 PM

No, although I had a bad experience with a mall panda express once.

No, this is a local one, but it's obvious the owner sank a ton of money into the place. All of the dishes are detailed with his logo in gold, there are giant Chinese urns on lit pillars and other enormous pieces of Asian art around the place, and there's all the standard trendy frosted glass and floor-to-ceiling slate fountains you'd expect from a pricey place.

The entree was delicious- had the majority of that (veggies in garlic sauce, and a little bit of white rice with it- they didn't have brown), a pot of hot tea, and part of a dessert. My experience was 100% positive until the stomach cramps started :(

To be fair to them, this is the first time it's happened to me and could be an isolated incident, so I won't mention them by name.

Tadao May 1st, 2009 03:20 PM

I wonder if he uses MSG.

Kitsa May 1st, 2009 03:24 PM

could be, but usually stuff heavily laced with it gives me a headache and/or chest pains. None of that this time around.

Babs May 1st, 2009 03:25 PM

Maybe you just have a weak stomach or you started your period.

Kitsa May 1st, 2009 03:30 PM

The world may never know. I think probably the veggies weren't washed, or they had some sort of preservative on them. That's usually what happens.

Babs May 1st, 2009 03:33 PM

His store was maybe just a front just to sabotage the stomachs of American individuals such as yourself. That commie bastard.

Kitsa May 1st, 2009 03:40 PM

it is May Day, I'm not ruling anything out.

Shyandquietguy May 1st, 2009 03:57 PM

I got stomach cramps from a can of Chef Boy Ar Dee ravioli once.

Kitsa May 1st, 2009 04:00 PM

If anything, he'd probably be more of a fascist.

Shyandquietguy May 1st, 2009 04:17 PM

Well shit, just ask them if they have a public restroom. Then you'll know.

Tadao May 2nd, 2009 04:02 AM

Oh man, too much booze and excitement. I have to do a 5k walk for NAMI tomorrow too. I'm gonna puke on a psycho. :puke :x

Colonel Flagg May 2nd, 2009 07:25 AM

My son has a birthday party today. We're going bowling. Teenagers, bowling balls, high fructose corn syrup .... what could go wrong? :eek

Dimnos May 2nd, 2009 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 626933)
My son has a birthday party today. We're going bowling. Teenagers, bowling balls, high fructose corn syrup .... what could go wrong? :eek


Seeing as its not at your house.... Nothing.

Kitsa May 2nd, 2009 09:04 AM

I spent an hour in walmart trying to track down a perfectly reasonable list of things. The bf went to the car and called me angrily after 45 mins, thinking I was...dunno, wandering around drooling or something.

The place is just too fucking big.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 2nd, 2009 09:06 AM

May the 4th is in two days!

WhiteRat May 2nd, 2009 11:04 AM

I'm going to try to wash and clean out my sweet 1995 Camry today for the first time in over a year.


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