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Zomboid May 8th, 2009 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 627767)
In college, I used to eat a personal double pepperoni pizza. It was delectable, down to the little pools of grease inside each round pepperoni slice. :orgasm

If I ate one now, I would undoubtedly drop dead on the spot of congestive heart failure.

I eat unhealthy foods almost exclusively, and what's weird is that I've been losing weight without trying. Last year at Christmas, I was 195 lbs. This past year, I was 175, and now I'm 160.

That's a steady diet of microwave foods, greasy take-out, plenty of alcohol, and cigarettes :(

Sam May 8th, 2009 02:40 PM

maybe you have a tapeworm :(

Tadao May 8th, 2009 02:46 PM

METHMETHMETHMETH

Sam May 8th, 2009 02:54 PM

Zomboid say it ain't sooooooo. :tear

Zomboid May 8th, 2009 03:11 PM

I don't even smoke pot anymore :(

If it is a tapeworm, shouldn't I have shit it out by now?

Dimnos May 8th, 2009 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 627782)
I don't even smoke pot anymore :(

No more munchies. That explains it all.

Tadao May 8th, 2009 03:33 PM

Tapeworms have a little hook that keep you from shitting them out.

MetalMilitia May 8th, 2009 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 627782)
I don't even smoke pot anymore :(

If it is a tapeworm, shouldn't I have shit it out by now?

Nah I think they can stay in there for years. Have you been eating much Racoon meat recently?

Zomboid May 8th, 2009 03:40 PM

Nothing but badger and pigeon.

Tadao May 8th, 2009 04:10 PM

Fucking Canadian Bacon.

Colonel Flagg May 8th, 2009 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 627790)
Fucking Canadian Bacon.

I'm from Philly, where we call this Scrapple! In a seven page article in the Inquirer Sunday Magazine, a satirical story was run on this delectable hodgpodge of pork by-products. As summarized below:

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Originally Posted by Free Online Library
One [ad] campaign showed a tearful American Indian with the caption "Waste is wrong. If you choose to eat pig, eat whole pig." Others feature a pig saying "Pleased to meat you" and a pig face over the caption: "Stuff your face with his." Another, using the tag line "Who cares what's in it" features a toilet bowl with copy describing scrapple as a breakfast meat, a sandwich meat, and a laxative!

It's a floor wax ..... and a dessert topping! :lol

Tadao May 8th, 2009 04:42 PM

Scrapple! Hahahaha But I do love it. :tear

Fathom Zero May 8th, 2009 04:42 PM


Tadao May 8th, 2009 04:43 PM

Munchkin Mickey Carroll



Zomboid May 8th, 2009 04:44 PM

What is Canadian bacon, anyway? Isn't it just back bacon?

What you guys call bacon is what we call bacon :(

Colonel Flagg May 8th, 2009 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 627800)
Munchkin Mickey Carroll



:lol

Kitsa May 8th, 2009 04:50 PM

In some places, canadian bacon = scrapple = pureed headcheese ingredients. In other places, canadian bacon = ham.

Kitsa May 8th, 2009 04:53 PM

not that I have personal experience with either :kosher

Fathom Zero May 8th, 2009 04:58 PM

I didn't realize Ferris Bueller had a Cabaret Voltaire poster on his wall.

Zomboid May 8th, 2009 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 627803)
In some places, canadian bacon = scrapple = pureed headcheese ingredients. In other places, canadian bacon = ham.

I've only had experience with ham. That other thing sounds disgusting.

Tadao May 8th, 2009 05:22 PM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I wasn't talking about headcheese :(

Fathom Zero May 8th, 2009 05:31 PM

I love headcheese.

Zomboid May 8th, 2009 05:54 PM


kahljorn May 8th, 2009 06:28 PM

zomboid obviously has diabettes.

Tadao May 8th, 2009 06:30 PM

Diabetes makes you fat though!


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