Here's that pig incense burner that I bought today:

According to the woman at the grocery store, you're supposed to put one of those mosquito coils inside of it. She didn't sell them, but I managed to find some at a hardware store.

Also, I'm guessing I'm the only person on the planet that actually likes postum?

Yeah, I just had a craving for the coffee taste.

It's this issue:

Yep, that's definitely the one that I read, too.

That's a cool incense burner. It looks like the kind of thing that could be found at Ichibankan before they closed their online store :(

HEY OTTO, TRY NOT TO PUT YOUR DICK IN THAT PIG OKAY

Im sure he planned on putting mosquito coils in there Sam, now we all know what you do in your spare time ^.~

but its snout... so... so inviting. I have to. I MUST.

JUST DON'T GET DRUNK AND CONFUSE IT WITH YOUR POCKET P*SSY OR A MELON YOU MICROWAVED AND CARVED A HOLE IN.

he molests items in old ladies gardens, he told me so.

OILED GARBAGE BAG

*winkwink*

that little slut is just begging for it

EDIT: I AM SORRY BUT NO

That's nsfw. :(

Not Safe For Gnomes

I KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM

Well to be honest I only ever got the one Kidney stone.


Getting a migraine WHILE suffering from severe abdominal pain was harsh, but not as bad as when they told me I wouldn't get to keep the 'stone'.

I was told to cut down on milk, and .. cut up (?) on water. I did, but recently this stuff has been running a competition to win a dart board, so I have started drinking it again.

guys when did we get past 60000 posts :(

Anyone who points out when is not funny.

That's a lot of posts.

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=60000
May 20th, 2003, 11:12 AM

I'm waiting for post #100,000 - May 5, 2013. You heard it here first. Maybe.

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=100000
Aug 20th, 2003, 12:42 AM

you were close

these niggas is talkin about posts in this thread here