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Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2011 10:13 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2011 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Hadas (Post 711252)
Why are you guys still talking about placentas, am I really the only one blown away by that Youtube video FZ just posted?.

Some of us have a hankering for placenta. :eek

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2011 11:34 PM

Have fun being a dad and get sleep whenever you can. Congrats!

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2011 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 711228)
I'm a dad

Congrats, you Dilf. :eek

Fathom Zero Jan 22nd, 2011 12:07 AM

:lol

Kitsa Jan 22nd, 2011 12:12 AM

THIS.

You need one.

Trust me.

Immortal Goat Jan 22nd, 2011 12:41 AM

Heya, guys! How's everybody doing over in this neck of the woods?

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2011 03:11 AM

this isnt a neck, this is clearly the small of the back of the woods

Zhukov Jan 22nd, 2011 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 711244)

God, that was FUCKED.

Zhukov Jan 22nd, 2011 09:25 AM

And good luck with the child 10k!

Dimnos Jan 22nd, 2011 10:38 AM

Congrats 10k. Its not really as hard as people make it out to be.

Your kid turn 1 yet Kitsa? Shouldnt she be sometime around now?

Chojin Jan 22nd, 2011 10:48 AM

I'm thinking about getting a Personal Trainer certificate and starting a nutrition & fitness blog. Do you think this is a good idea? Would you want to read something like that?

This isn't for money or fame or anything. I just offer this kind of advice to everyone all the time, and I think getting my "writings" down in "print" would be therapeutic for me and hopefully curb my desire to do it IRL all the time. Also it would be easier to just give my coworkers a link.

You have my permission to be honest without getting banned. This time.

Fathom Zero Jan 22nd, 2011 10:56 AM

I wouldn't be into it. It's not really my thing. But I know a lot of people that are and there's a big audience for it. Go for it, man.

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2011 11:26 AM

Can I make fun of the fatties?

Chojin Jan 22nd, 2011 11:32 AM

won't you be in jail by the time it goes live

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2011 01:15 PM

i can get wifi in jail

Colonel Flagg Jan 22nd, 2011 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 711265)
THIS.

You need one.

Trust me.

Seconded. Congratulations Bill, and welcome to "the dark side" of the force.

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2011 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Immortal Goat (Post 711267)
Last night I dreamed my brother's unit got put on the front lines in Afghanistan. Naturally, when I woke up, I didn't want to go back to sleep.

Did I forget to mention my brother is in Afghanistan?

Clay already told us. We instructed him not to die. He better bloody listen. :eek

kahljorn Jan 22nd, 2011 05:15 PM

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I'm thinking about getting a Personal Trainer certificate and starting a nutrition & fitness blog. Do you think this is a good idea? Would you want to read something like that?

Don't you already have one and its caled IMOCKERY.COM/FORUM?

Immortal Goat Jan 22nd, 2011 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 711300)
Clay already told us. We instructed him not to die. He better bloody listen. :eek

Damn right he better listen.

Anyhow, in my little corner of the Army, I just got a promotions.

MarioRPG Jan 22nd, 2011 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 711288)
I'm thinking about getting a Personal Trainer certificate and starting a nutrition & fitness blog. Do you think this is a good idea? Would you want to read something like that?

I'd read it, I'm trying to get in better shape and only have a vague idea of what I'm doing so sure.

Immortal Goat Jan 22nd, 2011 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 711288)
I'm thinking about getting a Personal Trainer certificate and starting a nutrition & fitness blog. Do you think this is a good idea? Would you want to read something like that?

This isn't for money or fame or anything. I just offer this kind of advice to everyone all the time, and I think getting my "writings" down in "print" would be therapeutic for me and hopefully curb my desire to do it IRL all the time. Also it would be easier to just give my coworkers a link.

You have my permission to be honest without getting banned. This time.

I'm always on the lookout for new workout and diet advice, so I'd be game.

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2011 08:08 PM

Via PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs
Wanted to say I'm sorry to hear about your situation with you being robbed and your dog being killed. I just wanted to say sorry for giving you a hard time before and stating crude things about your first marriage. I feel like an asshole and just wanted to apologize for the way I acted before. Take it easy.

Just got this in this afternoon.

The part I find amusing is that Babs thinks he gave me a hard time. :lol

WHAT A DOPE.

Otto Jan 22nd, 2011 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 711265)
THIS.

You need one.

Trust me.

Haha, that baby is all like "whoah, I'm in some sort of... swing."

Zhukov Jan 22nd, 2011 08:20 PM

Tadao, I am also sorry for giving you a hard time. I know I give you a hard time, and it's very easy for me to make you feel bad. You probably get upset very easily when I talk down to you and I'm reasonably sorry.


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