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Big McLargehuge Jul 5th, 2004 01:46 PM

what happend to you?

Big McLargehuge Jul 5th, 2004 01:47 PM

cause choi always sucked, so you must be the one a-changin'.

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:47 PM

My name is...

Shake zula, the mic rulah, you want a trip, I'll bring it to ya

Frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop Meatwad you're up next with yo knock-knock...

Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G, Travel in my car, livin' like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus

Uh! Check-check it, yeah!

Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!

Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!


Check-check check it

Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Number one in the hood, G

Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 01:48 PM

Choi sure sucks. >:

But you know who doesn't suck? That's right, ArrowX. :)

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:48 PM

I aint changin, i still cool, i still cool

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 01:49 PM

If you're looking for me,

You better check under the sea,

'cause that is where you'll find me,

Underneath the sea, lab,

Underneath the water,

Sea lab, at the bottom of the sea.

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:49 PM

FAGGOT

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 01:50 PM

LIAR

Big McLargehuge Jul 5th, 2004 01:50 PM

if you dont have something worth while to post then shut up the fuck, faggots

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:51 PM

HAY JIM DUNCAN-WEATHER, REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN YOURE A FAGGOT OMG JK WATE UH UH IM NOT U SEARUSLY R A FAG TO THE MAX BITCH HAHA TO THE MAD MAX FUCKTARD

Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 01:51 PM

Hey, all you bastards shut up & let ArrowX post something, because I tell you he rocks, & you all suck. >:

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
if you dont have something worth while to post then shut up the fuck, faggots


Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 01:52 PM

:( :)
:/ >:

Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 01:53 PM

That it! I'm fucking telling Rog about this shitty thread! >:

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
if you dont have something worth while to post then shut up the fuck, faggots



The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:53 PM

GOD DAMMIT DUNCAN, YOURE BREAKING MY FUCKING BALLS, YOUI PANSY

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 01:55 PM

You can call me Jim.

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:57 PM

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Super Retro Guy: END OF STORY

Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 01:57 PM

Right, as soon as Rog checks his PMs you're all fucking banned. >:

I hope you're all happy. >:

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:59 PM

CLEAVAGE

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 01:59 PM

NO WE AREN'T!

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 02:01 PM

RamFan2803: "Here, put this dress on."
"What? Why?"
"If you gonna act like a bitch, you gonna dress like a bitch."
Super Retro Guy: FUCK YOU SQUIRREL
RamFan2803: (HOMOSEXUAL AMOUNT OF OMG'S HERE)
RamFan2803: beat that
RamFan2803: gay fag
Super Retro Guy: UR A GHEY FAGGOT TAHT EATS THE CREAM OF COCK
Super Retro Guy: END
Super Retro Guy: OMG LIEK CREAM OF COCKOLLI OMGOMG LOO
RamFan2803: tahts waht yuo want! yuo want yuor cook in me!
Super Retro Guy: BIACH
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RamFan2803: i maent cock
Super Retro Guy: NUH UH
Super Retro Guy: FAG
RamFan2803: yeah
Super Retro Guy: ZOID
RamFan2803: YUO POSTED DIS ON TEH BAORDS!
Super Retro Guy: YEAH
Super Retro Guy: OH SHIT, U GOT FUCEKD
RamFan2803: :-(
Super Retro Guy: BITCHES

Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 02:01 PM

You're a racist bastard Jim, & you're gonna be called on it. >:

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 02:02 PM

RamFan2803: ROG SI GONAN BAN US!
Super Retro Guy: STFU FAGGOT

Big McLargehuge Jul 5th, 2004 02:02 PM

Right about now NWA court is in full effect.
Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren Ice Cube and Eazy muthafuckin E.
Order order order. Ice Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?

Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop

Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

Fuck the police (4X)







M. C. Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this fucked up incident.>

Fuck tha police and Ren said it with authority
because the niggaz on the street is a majority.
A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping
and the motherfuckin' weapon
is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law
wishin' Ren was a nigga that they never saw

Lights start flashin behind me
But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives em a hint not to step in my path

To the police I'm sayin fuck you punk
Readin my rights and shit, it's all junk
Pullin out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake assed badge and a gun in your hand

But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a kick your ass
But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime
But I'm a smoke em now, and not next time

Smoke any muthafucka that sweats me
Or any assho that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me

The muthafuckin villian that's mad
With potential to get bad as fuck
So I'm a turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
Ya, somethin like that, but it all depends on the size of the gat

Takin out a police would make my day
But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the police (4X)


Police, open now. We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest.
Get down and put your hands up where I can see em.
Just shut the fuck up and get your muthafuckin ass on the floor.
[huh?]>


and tell the jury how you feel abou this bullshit.>

I'm tired of the muthafuckin jackin
Sweatin my gang while I'm chillin in the shackin
Shining tha light in my face, and for what
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt

I kick ass, or maybe cuz I blast
On a stupid assed nigga when I'm playin with the trigga
Of any Uzi or an AK
Cuz the police always got somethin stupid to say

They put up my picture with silence
Cuz my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gansta, but still I got flavor

Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucka in a uniform waitin to get shot,
By me, or another nigga.
and with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
[MC Ren: Sidle him, kid, he's from the old school, fool]

And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror
And there's no cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb muthafucka with a gun

And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be tha one
That I take out, and then get away
And while I'm drivin off laughin
This is what I'll say

Fuck the police (4X)


The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,
whitebread, chickenshit muthafucka.
Wait, that's a lie. That's a goddamn lie.
I want justice! I want justice!
Fuck you, you black muthafucka!>

Fuck the police (3X)


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