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Esuohlim Jan 25th, 2012 12:50 AM

He evolved into Thrashotops

faggots

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 25th, 2012 02:31 AM

gonna be totally lame but coughing should never be allowed evolve.

Shyandquietguy Jan 25th, 2012 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 754238)
roflmao


Alright, do you mind explaining to me what your reply to Stevetothepast was about?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 26th, 2012 03:05 PM

http://www.avclub.com/articles/an-ev...venture,68249/

Pete and Pete cast reunion show in NYC next month.

All Hail Duke Jan 26th, 2012 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 754283)
http://www.avclub.com/articles/an-ev...venture,68249/

Pete and Pete cast reunion show in NYC next month.

oh shit

Esuohlim Jan 26th, 2012 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 754283)
http://www.avclub.com/articles/an-ev...venture,68249/

Pete and Pete cast reunion show in NYC next month.

I'll see your news and raise you THIS


10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 27th, 2012 12:04 AM

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Those weren't copypastes....

I a was in an especially fuck you mood before I watched that but I'm turned around.

I see the light.

Zomboid Jan 27th, 2012 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 754291)
I'll see your news and raise you THIS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! BEST NEWS SO FAR THIS YEAR!

Tacobot Jan 27th, 2012 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 754283)
http://www.avclub.com/articles/an-ev...venture,68249/

Pete and Pete cast reunion show in NYC next month.

i'm such an ass for missing that when it was in LA.
<---idiot

ThrashO Jan 27th, 2012 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 754259)
Alright, do you mind explaining to me what your reply to Stevetothepast was about?

I do mind actually.

Shyandquietguy Jan 29th, 2012 12:53 AM

You would. :lol

Guitar Woman Jan 29th, 2012 04:35 AM

so I kissed a lady and she used her tongue

what is the point of doing this? because it doesn't really feel that pleasant or taste like anything, there's just a slimy flavorless tongue in your mouth

actually it's kinda gross

Guitar Woman Jan 29th, 2012 04:35 AM

:\

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2012 04:57 AM

I actually have like 8 different things I want to say and none of them make fun of you enough.

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2012 04:59 AM

ok, so i guess i'll be serious then

Don't you already know you're asexual? It's like if someone who could only see the world in shades of grey looked at a rainbow and was all like "WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL :smug"

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2012 05:02 AM

Because rainbows are fucking beautiful man

Guitar Woman Jan 29th, 2012 05:10 AM

I don't know, I thought I was asexual, but I might just be afraid of actually acting on my sexual/romantic urges because I think it'd be an unmitigated disaster; so far the three times I've had lapses in sanity and done it have been

There's another weirdo orientation you can be called "demisexual," which basically means you only care about boning people you have a strong emotional connection to; I'm not sure if that sounds closer to me than "jerk who'd only have sex so the other person won't dump their ass," but it's a possibility. I'd have to actually get into a relationship to figure out which one, though, so that's never happening.

(also there's a difference between being asexual and aromantic; you can be both, but I'm not)

kahljorn Jan 29th, 2012 05:49 AM

i thought that said aromatic and i was like what

Guitar Woman Jan 29th, 2012 06:13 AM

I'm that too, bitch I smell like cookies

Zhukov Jan 29th, 2012 06:50 AM

Tongue is the best; it turns me on the most, I think.

If you don't like it then don't do it, but I have a feeling that you might just need to find the right person to experience it with. I don't give any weight to this 'demisexual' business, that's just called having high standards.

Find a person you really, really like and then get back to us.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 29th, 2012 08:30 AM

You use your tongue in their throat to widen it.

kahljorn Jan 29th, 2012 06:15 PM

i dont see what the big deal about cheeseburgers is

also i dont have a mouth

elx Jan 29th, 2012 09:03 PM

the last dude that kissed me had a tongue technique similar to the one that my ex used when he would go down on me, it was so wrong and awful when it's being done to your face!

although I think I complained here once about how gross ear/neck kisses were, right? and then I learned to like them, they went from being all slobbery and loud to being warm and relaxing. it's all about who you're with. so I would listen to zhukov's advice, and try it again when you find somebody who doesn't repulse you.

elx Jan 29th, 2012 09:12 PM

speaking of sex since we're talking about sex, does anybody know anybody that has ever had a fuck buddy? is that an actual practice or one of those fictional unattainable ideas?

Colonel Flagg Jan 29th, 2012 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 754362)
You use your tongue in their throat to widen it.

You use your tongue purtier than a twenty dollar whore.


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