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ArrowX Dec 21st, 2006 02:18 AM

Hey Guys I my Grandpas visiting all the way from Manitoba! :eek

liquidstatik Dec 21st, 2006 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM


there was a fish behind the camera :eek

MY HAIR LOOKED GROSS TODAY
BUT W/E

>:

doopa Dec 21st, 2006 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noob3
that finger has to be photoshopped

You have NO IDEA how huge his hands are.



really.



btw this is my favorite thread

liquidstatik Dec 21st, 2006 03:47 AM

:eek

only cause it's the best thread :O

liquidstatik Dec 21st, 2006 04:06 AM

fucking hiccups >:

liquidstatik Dec 21st, 2006 04:47 AM

im downloading the pink floyd discography :eek

liquidstatik Dec 21st, 2006 04:50 AM

afk tho i need a cig :O

noob3 Dec 21st, 2006 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doopa
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noob3
that finger has to be photoshopped

You have NO IDEA how huge his hands are.



really.



btw this is my favorite thread

noone will ever know like you will, doopa :lol i bet he was the pick of the litter huh!?

WhiteRat Dec 21st, 2006 10:46 AM

That's it. I'm going to bed. To hell with this.

Jixby Phillips Dec 21st, 2006 11:45 AM

Who remembers that movie ROBERT CARR: PICK OF THE LITTER

heres a synopsis from imdb in case you don't:

In this sequel to ROBERT CARR: TEACHER (note from jixby that is the first movie where he gets transferred from a prestegious private school to the inner-city school and turns the lives of his kids around) Robert Carr (played by elliott gould) is a pompous school teacher who works at an inner-city school where the teachers just stoped caring. When a fantastic scholarship oppertunity comes to his class to be awarded to the most deserving student, he is at a loss for what to do, since he made all the students straight A students in the first movie now, and in his dyes they ALL deserve the scholarship. So he holds a decathalon that includes ball-room dancing, pie-eating contests, and other stupid bullshit. does anyone rise to the challenge? ps this is the one where he gets his dick sucked by the pretty lady teacher

Directors Trademark [Unknown]: Misspelled Credit Sequences

Well, the mad magazine parody of this movie would be called

ROGER BARR: PICK OF THE NOSE all with a funny picture of him picking his nose with his freakishly large

GADZOOKS Dec 21st, 2006 11:58 AM

Larry David still sucks.

40:20 whooo 10 times the 4:20. TEN TIMES THE STONED :hypno

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doopa
btw this is my favorite thread

:eek

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidKraut
Hey Guys I my Grandpas visiting all the way from Manitoba! :eek

Gee, thanks for reminding me than mine just died, jerk! :lol

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 03:54 PM

I-Mock Dream. :x

We were on a beach, and I wanted to hang out with the rest of you, but somehow I got stuck away from the group with ArrowX, and he kept taking pictures of me holding a little celluloid frame of sonic the hedgehog. I got really annoyed at this fat kid taking my picture, but I didn't show it because I didn't want to ruin the beach for everyone.

Then I fell in the water. ;(

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 05:19 PM


Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 05:22 PM

What I like about this guys is that one of the mods keeps deleting all his posts. :lol

GADZOOKS Dec 21st, 2006 05:22 PM

I thought it was guitar woman so i looked at the photobucket account and it turned out to be Gorlax :/

GADZOOKS Dec 21st, 2006 05:23 PM

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c366/khanzadianvrej/

It's like a museum for all internet fagotry.

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c366/khanzadianvrej/

BEWARE COCKS! :x

Jesus Christ Dec 21st, 2006 05:28 PM


Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 05:28 PM

Wacky! :eek

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NightOfTheLivingDon


Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 05:29 PM

How rude! :posh

Esuohlim Dec 21st, 2006 05:37 PM

:eek

Esuohlim Dec 21st, 2006 05:38 PM



How rude! :posh

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 05:43 PM

:eek

Esuohlim Dec 21st, 2006 05:51 PM

Is it bad that I used to think Stephanie from Full House was hot and even to this day I still want to hit that shit :(

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 05:53 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Is it bad that I used to think Stephanie from Full House was hot and even to this day I still want to hit that shit :(

Not really. ;(

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doopa
btw this is my favorite thread

When I read that last night I almost quit the internet again. ;(

Today I was going to put that quote on a picture of her, but the only one it fitted was one of the recent Secret Santa pics, and that does not display the level of creepy I wanted to get across by using some long saved picture from my harddisk.

By then the joke was running too long in my head to be posted.

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 05:58 PM

What a creepy guy! :eek

Mockery Dec 21st, 2006 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
What I like about this guys is that one of the mods keeps deleting all his posts. :lol

That would be me. And now he's gone for good.

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 06:04 PM

A certain sick feeling of dread when I saw that Mockery was the last poster. :creep

Mockery Dec 21st, 2006 06:06 PM

:aok

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 06:07 PM

:lol

Zomboid Dec 21st, 2006 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Is it bad that I used to think Stephanie from Full House was hot and even to this day I still want to hit that shit :(

I hope not. I'm the exact same way :(

Noodles Dec 21st, 2006 06:13 PM

Hell NO!

liquidstatik Dec 21st, 2006 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim


How rude! :posh

She has a weird mouth :x

Noodles Dec 21st, 2006 06:16 PM

She looks like shes hypnotized :hypno

Archduke Tips Dec 21st, 2006 06:18 PM

Hi guys I am off work now.

What do you guys think of the word "cockmason" as an insult.

Noodles Dec 21st, 2006 06:21 PM

son...man...MARLYN MANSON cock

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 06:24 PM

what

Archduke Tips Dec 21st, 2006 06:24 PM

I like how you spun that into celebrity's private parts.

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 06:24 PM

Edit: shattered double post :o

Zomboid Dec 21st, 2006 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim


How rude! :posh

She has a weird mouth :x

YEAH BUT IT'S STILL GOT ENOUGH OF THE RIGHT SHAPE! EH? EH?

Noodles Dec 21st, 2006 06:31 PM

yES I can find what insults mean THATS MY SUPA POWA

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 06:32 PM

I didn't think 'cockmason' had anything to do with marilyn manson

Archduke Tips Dec 21st, 2006 06:33 PM

Shattered like hog on hog action.

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 06:34 PM

Thanks to my policy of posting 50+ times a day, I just noticed I have more posts than Rog! :eek

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 06:35 PM

wow man how do you come up with new ideas for posts?

Noodles Dec 21st, 2006 06:39 PM

Congratulations Pub lover.

Archduke Tips Dec 21st, 2006 06:40 PM

He is awesome.

Noodles Dec 21st, 2006 06:41 PM

Indeed

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 06:42 PM

:eek

Archduke Tips Dec 21st, 2006 06:42 PM

Noodles, I like your avatar.

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yggdrasill
wow man how do you come up with new ideas for posts?

I don't. ;(

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodles
Congratulations Pub lover.

Thank you, Interchangeable Newb. ;(

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 06:43 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RussoNWM
He is awesome.

Who is? :eek

Not me! >:

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 06:44 PM

This thread moves fast

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yggdrasill
:lol

;(

Noodles Dec 21st, 2006 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RussoNWM
Noodles, I like your avatar.

6th time ive changed it!!!

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yggdrasill
This thread moves fast

That's the point of a post fight. ;(

Keeps the crap in a constant state of transition.

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Who is? :eek

Not me! >:

Self-pity. ;(

Archduke Tips Dec 21st, 2006 06:47 PM

Well Pub,
That is to say you have an awesome ability to post, and you are pretty cool to talk to.

Noodles Dec 21st, 2006 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodles
Congratulations Pub lover.

Thank you, Interchangeable Newb. ;(

Your welcome Not Newb...thats gonna be my new nickname INTERCHANGEBLE NEWB!!!

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 06:48 PM

You should post a Noodles comic Noodles

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 21st, 2006 06:48 PM

Hey guys! Look what Jesus decided to send to me!

From: Jesus Christ
To: zeldasbiggestfan
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:32 pm
Subject: hey Quote message
I like you. Do you like me?

[_] Yes

[_] No

[_] Maybe


Yay!

Archduke Tips Dec 21st, 2006 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Who is? :eek

Not me! >:

Self-pity. ;(


Dude you talked to yourself, that is like masturbating on the internet.

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RussoNWM
Well Pub,
That is to say you have an awesome ability to post, and you are pretty cool to talk to.

:eek

Thanks. ;(

Noodles Dec 21st, 2006 06:48 PM

Whats the point of mabey?

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 06:48 PM

Catholic Priests :O

Archduke Tips Dec 21st, 2006 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
Hey guys! Look what Jesus decided to send to me!

From: Jesus Christ
To: zeldasbiggestfan
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:32 pm
Subject: hey Quote message
I like you. Do you like me?

[_] Yes

[_] No

[_] Maybe


Yay!

So do you like him or do you like like him?

Noodles Dec 21st, 2006 06:49 PM

Isnt Jesus Jewish?

Archduke Tips Dec 21st, 2006 06:49 PM

He was the King of the Jews.

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 06:50 PM

Who was the queen?

Noodles Dec 21st, 2006 06:50 PM

That is a pretty gay question to ask.

Edit: Jesus's Question

Archduke Tips Dec 21st, 2006 06:51 PM

She's a killer queen!

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 06:51 PM

Mary was the queen right?

Archduke Tips Dec 21st, 2006 06:52 PM

Yggzy is your avatar from Jurassic Park?

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 06:52 PM

No it's Stargate

Noodles Dec 21st, 2006 06:53 PM

"Was Mary the queen"

I think because God was king.

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RussoNWM
Dude you talked to yourself, that is like masturbating on the internet.

It was a slow three seconds. ;(
(My internet just cut out, irony I guess. :lol)

Doopa. :wank

That's masturbating on the internet. ;(

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 06:54 PM

Doopa is REAL PERTY

Archduke Tips Dec 21st, 2006 06:55 PM

Krinkled hands.

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yggdrasill
No it's Stargate

Oh man, it's totally Carter. I didn't notice that before, Moobs.

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 06:56 PM

Doopa was the Queen all along

Noodles Dec 21st, 2006 06:57 PM

Where did god even come in and why was he the lord what happend to Adam and Eve.

MarioRPG Dec 21st, 2006 06:57 PM

But of course. :rolleyes

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Yggdrasill
No it's Stargate

Oh man, it's totally Carter. I didn't notice that before, Moobs.

It's the one where she's in space and the big stargate activates and everybody dies! :eek

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 06:58 PM

What did zelda tell jesus?

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yggdrasill
Doopa was the Queen all along

Doopa's a queen. ;)


That's why they're heading to San Francisco, their getting married! :eek


You know because they're gay dudes & stuff. ;(

Noodles Dec 21st, 2006 06:59 PM

Pimp my Ride reminds me of those RC cars with spinners that never spin.

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yggdrasill
It's the one where she's in space and the big stargate activates and everybody dies! :eek

We're not talking about Sci-Fi on the internet, ok? >:

Just drop it. ;(

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 07:01 PM

Aww man I thought Doopa was a real pretty lady. At least now I can masterbate to her.

Noodles Dec 21st, 2006 07:02 PM

If we were there would be a thread for that.

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
their getting married! :eek

:rolleyes

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 07:02 PM

That's been my avatar forever. I need something christmasy

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2006 07:02 PM

Oh page breaks! >:

Yggdrasill Dec 21st, 2006 07:03 PM

It's like turning the page in a story


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