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Guitar Woman Jan 18th, 2008 12:17 AM

yeah well I love THIS youtuber

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sazc4Bgt-L8

Girl Drink Drunk Jan 18th, 2008 12:41 AM

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

executioneer Jan 18th, 2008 01:31 AM

mrsimon is my favourite

ItalianStereotype Jan 18th, 2008 03:22 AM

GUYS I ORDERED FRENCH FRIES WITH MY HAUNTED HAMBRUGER LOLO

MLE Jan 18th, 2008 05:51 AM

Nikola Tesla <3

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 18th, 2008 10:26 AM

Sputum Jizznutz

Dr. Boogie Jan 18th, 2008 01:19 PM

Rick Rockcock.

Emu Jan 18th, 2008 01:23 PM

Brick Breakface.

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 18th, 2008 01:53 PM

Jim Assripper

Spetsnaz Jan 18th, 2008 03:50 PM

Vlad the Impaler.

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 18th, 2008 04:32 PM

Peter Steele

DuFresne Jan 18th, 2008 04:50 PM

Bludd Anguttz

MarioRPG Jan 18th, 2008 09:57 PM

I refuse to click something that reminds me of work.

Sethomas Jan 18th, 2008 10:50 PM

Some ideas of humor I've recently had, in whatever seems to you the most appropriate mode of presentation:

1. In the 15th century, two young folk (one of each gender) speak of courtly love in contrast to their sexual exploits. The squire wants to seem worldly and experienced, yet still live up to the ideals of chivalry which had actually died out by the previous century. The maiden impresses herself as being utterly naive and vulnerable. When the subject of unicorns comes up, it is noted that they can only be touched by a virgin. Eventually, a unicorn appears. It takes kindly to the young man, who insists to it that he's not a virgin, but nevertheless the unicorn nudges him and demands attention. When the damsel, having proven her impurity, tries to handle the unicorn she is impaled nonchalantly by the beast's horn.

2. I once was told that the mayor of NYC once banned films from being made in the city that depicted it in a less-than-sparkly image. This happened after movies like Taxi Driver and such made NYC of the 70s appear almost as terrible as it actually was. The ban was in place for decades, and was actually cited as a reason for which the city saw a dramatic decrease in crime.

Anyways, the fact that it's a flagrant violation of artistic expression made me ask, "would this fly in the midwest?" The only way to find out, then, is for major film makers to create a number of heinously violent films in the same midwestern city. I think Muncie, Indiana deserves it. (I fucking hate Muncie.) Violent titles will come out regularly, all set in Muncie. The plots won't need substance, they'll simply need to scare the shit out of anyone who wants to visit the hometown of Jim Davis and alma mater of David Letterman. After a few years, we should evaluate the kinds of legal sanctions Muncie puts into place to offset their losses.

3. A parody of the popular Vlog series, "Quarterlife". It will be "Quarterlife: 867 AD" and will feature an illiterate 7-year-old peasant of the Western Realm of the Holy Roman Empire. She recounts the tribulations of viking raids and such to the only audience that will listen, a family sheep that is slaughtered and eaten in the final episode.

Asila Jan 18th, 2008 10:59 PM

Sethomas: Chaucer and I love you now, simply for #1. We'll send you the details of the stalking at a later date.

Sometimes I can't even tell, but the recent thread dumps have made the chat read like the ramblings of mildly psychotic people. That's awesome, keep it up.

Tadao Jan 19th, 2008 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 525273)
Sethomas: Chaucer and I love you now


Emu Jan 19th, 2008 11:04 AM

what is this sad clown shit

Dixie Jan 19th, 2008 11:06 AM

It needs to stop.

PocketMonster Jan 19th, 2008 11:22 AM


Dixie Jan 19th, 2008 11:25 AM


This is sewious!

Tadao Jan 19th, 2008 11:40 AM


Dixie Jan 19th, 2008 11:44 AM

Too late. PocketMonster ruined Pokemon Ruby for me.

PocketMonster Jan 19th, 2008 03:37 PM

sorry

Fathom Zero Jan 19th, 2008 06:39 PM

What the Hell is going on in here?

Tadao Jan 19th, 2008 06:43 PM

Something disturbing.


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