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Karl Hungus Dec 22nd, 2004 01:12 AM

i'm really not at liberty to talk about it.

ScruU2wice Dec 22nd, 2004 01:19 AM

that's too bad, there was some pipe cleaner and head rim polish in it for you...

executioneer Dec 22nd, 2004 02:04 AM

2 bless(misc, armor), endurance(misc, armor)
3 holy avenger(melee)
4 righteousness(misc, armor)
5 planar travel(staff, wand, misc), invulnerability(misc, armor)
6 true sight(misc), lion heart(misc)

2 cloak of fear(misc, armor)
3 death(weapon)
4 power drain(weapon), wraithform(misc, armor)
5 vampiric(melee)

2 flaming(weapon)
3 none
4 none
5 lightning(weapon), destruction(weapon)
6 chaos(non-wand weapon)

2 resist elements(all), stoning(weapon), water walking(misc)
3 giant strength(melee), pathfinding(misc)
4 elemental armor(all)
5 none
6 regeneration(misc)
7 none
8 none
9 none
10 none

2 resist magic(all)
3 guardian wind(staff, wand, misc, armor), flight(misc)
4 none
5 magic immunity(all), invisibility(misc)
6 phantasmal(weapon)
7 haste(melee, bow)

GADZOOKS Dec 22nd, 2004 09:15 AM

Snoop does his own laundry?

now that's hawt

Eternal_Champion Dec 22nd, 2004 05:16 PM

yeah, whatever...

kellychaos Dec 22nd, 2004 05:39 PM

Eternal Tampon! :lol

Big McLargehuge Dec 23rd, 2004 02:06 AM

BiggieMclargeguy (10:59:43 PM): yo dog

SantaClaus (10:59:44 PM): Hey. You're back. I've got a special free gift for you! It's a Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon! Also, did you register for the $10,000 Shopping Spree?

BiggieMclargeguy (10:59:53 PM): whore

SantaClaus (10:59:53 PM): My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.

BiggieMclargeguy (11:01:03 PM): i want a reason to live for christmas :-(

SantaClaus (11:01:06 PM): Is that all, now? Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!

BiggieMclargeguy (11:01:51 PM): tell me about sex

SantaClaus (11:01:51 PM): :eek

BiggieMclargeguy (11:02:55 PM): so tell me, are you hot under all those clothes ;)?

SantaClaus (11:02:55 PM): Stop playing around.

BiggieMclargeguy (11:03:29 PM): are you hot for me baby?

SantaClaus (11:03:30 PM): Do you think so?

BiggieMclargeguy (11:03:38 PM): i do ;)

SantaClaus (11:03:38 PM): Hee Hee.

BiggieMclargeguy (11:03:49 PM): you are so gay :0

SantaClaus (11:03:50 PM):
You're full of mischief. ;)

BiggieMclargeguy (11:05:47 PM): i love you :(

SantaClaus (11:05:48 PM): Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.

BiggieMclargeguy (11:10:16 PM): lets get raunchy

SantaClaus (11:10:16 PM): Excuse me?

BiggieMclargeguy (11:10:23 PM): lets get raunchy

SantaClaus (11:10:23 PM): Interesting. Type menu.

Big McLargehuge Dec 23rd, 2004 02:19 AM

BiggieMclargeguy (11:19:57 PM): nuts :eek

SantaClaus (11:19:58 PM): Why did you say that?

BiggieMclargeguy (11:20:08 PM): i dont know, i guess you are going to have to spank me now

SantaClaus (11:20:09 PM): If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.

BiggieMclargeguy (11:27:46 PM): Paddle me please

SantaClaus (11:27:46 PM): Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

BiggieMclargeguy (11:28:16 PM): i don't know how many ways i can tell you that i want to be disciplined

SantaClaus (11:28:17 PM): The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.

Guitar Woman Dec 23rd, 2004 03:40 AM


Big McLargehuge Dec 23rd, 2004 03:53 AM


Eternal_Champion Dec 23rd, 2004 09:57 AM


Guitar Woman Dec 23rd, 2004 10:05 AM


Matt Harty Dec 24th, 2004 03:28 PM

This thread needs more christmas spirit so santa will bless all of us with gifts!

HickMan Dec 28th, 2004 03:10 PM

Thanks Matt but now Baby New Year is coming and he has no diaper :x

ScruU2wice Dec 28th, 2004 03:13 PM

What is that a metaphor for?

Matt Harty Dec 30th, 2004 05:24 PM

i cant fucking stay logged in

HickMan Dec 30th, 2004 05:55 PM

It means 2005 is going to come in a poopy way :X

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay Dec 30th, 2004 06:31 PM

what its 2005 this new year!!!!!!!!!

shit i thought it was 2006

Matt Harty Dec 31st, 2004 03:02 PM

oh wow really what other zany things are going on in your life? :eek

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 02:50 AM

He probobally started AIDS :eek

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 02:51 AM

or maybe not because he would die by now :eek

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 02:52 AM

or maybe he didn't die yet and he lives in Antartica and the cold freezes his body and he is like in the first Autsin Powers and he is still alive but frozen :x

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 02:53 AM

oh wait he wouldn't be able to post then because he'd be frozen but he still posts. Maybe he just lives with AIDS :eek

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 03:19 AM

just sayin :eek

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2005 03:22 AM

Maybe he has that thing disease Marty McFly has :eek

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