i'm really not at liberty to talk about it.

that's too bad, there was some pipe cleaner and head rim polish in it for you...

life
2 bless(misc, armor), endurance(misc, armor)
3 holy avenger(melee)
4 righteousness(misc, armor)
5 planar travel(staff, wand, misc), invulnerability(misc, armor)
6 true sight(misc), lion heart(misc)

death
2 cloak of fear(misc, armor)
3 death(weapon)
4 power drain(weapon), wraithform(misc, armor)
5 vampiric(melee)

chaos
2 flaming(weapon)
3 none
4 none
5 lightning(weapon), destruction(weapon)
6 chaos(non-wand weapon)

nature
2 resist elements(all), stoning(weapon), water walking(misc)
3 giant strength(melee), pathfinding(misc)
4 elemental armor(all)
5 none
6 regeneration(misc)
7 none
8 none
9 none
10 none
11

sorcery
2 resist magic(all)
3 guardian wind(staff, wand, misc, armor), flight(misc)
4 none
5 magic immunity(all), invisibility(misc)
6 phantasmal(weapon)
7 haste(melee, bow)

Snoop does his own laundry?

now that's hawt

yeah, whatever...

Eternal Tampon! :lol

BiggieMclargeguy (10:59:43 PM): yo dog

SantaClaus (10:59:44 PM): Hey. You're back. I've got a special free gift for you! It's a Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon! Also, did you register for the $10,000 Shopping Spree?

BiggieMclargeguy (10:59:53 PM): whore

SantaClaus (10:59:53 PM): My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.


BiggieMclargeguy (11:01:03 PM): i want a reason to live for christmas :-(

SantaClaus (11:01:06 PM): Is that all, now? Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!

BiggieMclargeguy (11:01:51 PM): tell me about sex

SantaClaus (11:01:51 PM): :eek

BiggieMclargeguy (11:02:55 PM): so tell me, are you hot under all those clothes ;)?

SantaClaus (11:02:55 PM): Stop playing around.

BiggieMclargeguy (11:03:29 PM): are you hot for me baby?

SantaClaus (11:03:30 PM): Do you think so?

BiggieMclargeguy (11:03:38 PM): i do ;)

SantaClaus (11:03:38 PM): Hee Hee.

BiggieMclargeguy (11:03:49 PM): you are so gay :0

SantaClaus (11:03:50 PM):
You're full of mischief. ;)

BiggieMclargeguy (11:05:47 PM): i love you :(

SantaClaus (11:05:48 PM): Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.

BiggieMclargeguy (11:10:16 PM): lets get raunchy

SantaClaus (11:10:16 PM): Excuse me?

BiggieMclargeguy (11:10:23 PM): lets get raunchy

SantaClaus (11:10:23 PM): Interesting. Type menu.

BiggieMclargeguy (11:19:57 PM): nuts :eek

SantaClaus (11:19:58 PM): Why did you say that?

BiggieMclargeguy (11:20:08 PM): i dont know, i guess you are going to have to spank me now

SantaClaus (11:20:09 PM): If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.


BiggieMclargeguy (11:27:46 PM): Paddle me please

SantaClaus (11:27:46 PM): Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

BiggieMclargeguy (11:28:16 PM): i don't know how many ways i can tell you that i want to be disciplined

SantaClaus (11:28:17 PM): The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.

:lol

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

I AM EATING A SNICKERS!

SNICKERS SUCKS EAT A 100 GRAND IF YOU'RE A MANLY-MAN :eek

This thread needs more christmas spirit so santa will bless all of us with gifts!

Thanks Matt but now Baby New Year is coming and he has no diaper :x

What is that a metaphor for?

i cant fucking stay logged in

It means 2005 is going to come in a poopy way :X

what its 2005 this new year!!!!!!!!!

shit i thought it was 2006

oh wow really what other zany things are going on in your life? :eek

He probobally started AIDS :eek

or maybe not because he would die by now :eek

or maybe he didn't die yet and he lives in Antartica and the cold freezes his body and he is like in the first Autsin Powers and he is still alive but frozen :x

oh wait he wouldn't be able to post then because he'd be frozen but he still posts. Maybe he just lives with AIDS :eek

just sayin :eek

Maybe he has that thing disease Marty McFly has :eek