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captain516 Jul 10th, 2011 02:54 AM

yup

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2011 02:57 AM


Grislygus Jul 10th, 2011 02:59 AM

Wait, does she mean actual udders drawn on fucktarded furry porn, or is she just a self hating feminist who refers to tits as udders

I am confused

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2011 03:00 AM

I dunno. Everything on there is a bit retarded.

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2011 03:04 AM

I wanted to piss myself off so I looked up "heteronormative." Unfortunately, there aren't many entries. Still pissed me off enough, though.

Tadao Jul 10th, 2011 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 730961)
I'm going to L.A. in two weeks just in time for Carmageddon apparently.

LAX or Burbank?

Esuohlim Jul 10th, 2011 03:20 AM


kahljorn Jul 10th, 2011 04:01 AM

are there any exercises thatll make me cock bigger

Chojin Jul 10th, 2011 05:36 AM

no. there are none that will make you find love, either.

ThrashO Jul 10th, 2011 06:26 AM

No thats not true I trained for months and now i can put a piece of popcorn on the tip and flick it into my mouth.

Chojin Jul 10th, 2011 06:28 AM

when i said 'you', i was talking to kahl

everyone else finds love through the deadlift

Zomboid Jul 10th, 2011 09:02 AM

Nevermind.

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2011 12:54 PM


kahljorn Jul 10th, 2011 03:19 PM

Chojin i think that you are wrong about exercises making your cock bigger and this is direct evidence that you are ignorant about true fitness

Grislygus Jul 10th, 2011 03:30 PM

Quote:

...An angel of the Lord appeared to him in a blazing fire out of a bush. He gazed and there was a bush all aflame, yet the bush was not consumed. Moses said "Oh Jesus, get the water nigga!!!" (Exodus 3:1-4).

R370RD 7 hours ago 32
:lol

Otto Jul 10th, 2011 05:27 PM

Proof that I still do art:

You have no idea how close this self-portrait came to being a nude.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 10th, 2011 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 731066)
LAX or Burbank?

Lax. Those ignorant fucks.

k0k0 Jul 10th, 2011 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 731074)
are there any exercises thatll make me cock bigger

Tie your dick to the roof and jump off. Will make your dick longer by the time you touch the ground. Extra points if it's a building.

ThrashO Jul 10th, 2011 10:16 PM

If you can tie your dick to anything I don't think you need it to be any bigger.

(ima try dat tho)

kahljorn Jul 10th, 2011 10:29 PM

i have a very reasonable and achievable goal of penis building to be able to bludgeon people with it

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 11th, 2011 12:29 AM

You need to start by having a badass name for your penis.
Like rambone, general rection, papa boner, dong giovani, frankensteins monster penis, etc.

Mine is bonesaw.

Sam Jul 11th, 2011 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 731110)
i have a very reasonable and achievable goal of penis building to be able to bludgeon people with it

Are you going to hold someone at dick-point and steal their digital camera?

Otto Jul 11th, 2011 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 731119)
You need to start by having a badass name for your penis.
Like rambone, general rection, papa boner, dong giovani, frankensteins monster penis, etc.

Mine is bonesaw.

Killdozer

Esuohlim Jul 11th, 2011 12:46 AM

I-Mockery Chat (FITNESS THREAD'S COCK-RELATED POST DUMP)

executioneer Jul 11th, 2011 01:54 AM

sorry dogg i can't edit the title anymoer

guess it's all up to the lil korean kids hahaha


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