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k0k0 Jul 21st, 2011 11:15 PM

There are a lot of koreans at the flea market I go to. They sell the knockoff toys that I'm so fond of, although fuck it if I'm gonna pay 7 bucks for an Animism Defender. And they never want to haggle.

Kitsa Jul 21st, 2011 11:25 PM

either way, anyone lecturing me on how to eat edamame can fuck right the fuck off.

creeposaurus Jul 21st, 2011 11:33 PM

I rather enjoy food that's had someone's pecker in it

Esuohlim Jul 22nd, 2011 12:03 AM

So are we keeping womti around this time or what

Fathom Zero Jul 22nd, 2011 12:20 AM

I thought we should kill Pram Maven, but nobody gave a fuck, so I guess we have a precedent of keeping the mentally retarded stalkers?

executioneer Jul 22nd, 2011 12:54 AM

let's save them up until we have enough for a decent r-tard hunt

Chojin Jul 22nd, 2011 01:02 AM

i really can't tell the difference between the two

LordSappington Jul 22nd, 2011 01:03 AM

Well, cut my fingers open at work today. Was cleaning a grease trap in the sink, it slipped, and when I caught it, it cut open the palm side of my left ring and middle fingers, at the first joint. Luckily, I only got three stitches on my middle finger.
Actually, cutting them open didn't hurt too much. It bled a lot, and I could see the muscle. The lidocaine burned like SHIT, though.
Now I can't really play computer games. :(

ThrashO Jul 22nd, 2011 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 733041)
Well, cut my fingers open at work today. Was cleaning a grease trap in the sink, it slipped, and when I caught it, it cut open the palm side of my left ring and middle fingers, at the first joint. Luckily, I only got three stitches on my middle finger.
Actually, cutting them open didn't hurt too much. It bled a lot, and I could see the muscle. The lidocaine burned like SHIT, though.
Now I can't really play computer games. :(

I did the same thing with a hatchet and beer bottle. Long story. Bear tried to take them from me.

Anyways I couldn't play guitar for nearly 3 months :(

ItalianStereotype Jul 22nd, 2011 03:16 AM

thrash, why do you get so worked up about being a server?

ThrashO Jul 22nd, 2011 03:30 AM

BECAUSE I BRING EM FOOD AND THEY EAT IT AND THEN THEY LEAVRE A MESS AND I HATE EM I WANT THEM TO ALLLL DIE. KILL. DIE. KILL. DIE. >:

bUT FOR rEAL IT isnT THAT bAaad, we waS JUST taL;kING ABOUT customER SERVice AND PopelE WHO ARE DICkS.

executioneer Jul 22nd, 2011 03:34 AM

GET A DIFF. JOB

ThrashO Jul 22nd, 2011 03:38 AM

I been thinkin about slangin' yayo.

LordSappington Jul 22nd, 2011 03:43 AM

MY FINGERS ITCH

executioneer Jul 22nd, 2011 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 733055)
I been thinkin about slangin' yayo.

man you think the customers are dicks to you NOW

creeposaurus Jul 22nd, 2011 12:00 PM

Now I want to know where you work just to drive you over the edge.

CUT MY FOOD FOR ME WAITERMAN. NOW CHEW FOR ME. SORRY ABOUT ALL THE MESS WAITER, I HAVE LOOSE BOWELS. OH MAN I ONLY HAD ENOUGH FOR THE MEEEEEEEEAL!

Fathom Zero Jul 22nd, 2011 06:39 PM

It's like my music world came full circle today.

creeposaurus Jul 22nd, 2011 10:33 PM


Kitsa Jul 22nd, 2011 10:40 PM

I might meet Magic Johnson tomorrow guys what should I do.

executioneer Jul 22nd, 2011 10:42 PM

steal his shoes

Kitsa Jul 22nd, 2011 10:44 PM

wait let me get a pen

Aaarg Jul 23rd, 2011 12:00 AM

sell him his own shoes!

Esuohlim Jul 23rd, 2011 12:06 AM

Be all like "I am HIV positive that I recognize you from somewhere" he'll love that one

Chojin Jul 23rd, 2011 12:08 AM

cut him with something and then sound the lunk alarm


k0k0 Jul 23rd, 2011 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 733244)
Be all like "I am HIV positive that I recognize you from somewhere" he'll love that one

Especially if you're wearing a Michael Jordan mask.


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