i don't know what that is but if it involves fat middle-aged women with feathered blonde hair it sounds about right
Sep 7th, 2012 05:07 PM
they are aslo drunk and hicks
Sep 7th, 2012 09:22 PM
I imagine a bunch of women who look like Patty the Daytime Hooker.
Sep 9th, 2012 01:43 AM
I don't know if this has been posted before but it's the creepiest video i've ever seen
Sep 9th, 2012 08:03 AM
Sep 9th, 2012 08:54 AM
That's a lot like that guy hiking that rope-on-a-cliff thing in Spain
Sep 9th, 2012 04:32 PM
Went to the city that hosted my gallery show, walked around, went to a pizza place that used to put "fun mushrooms" on pizzas if you asked for them but doesn't anymore, went to a bookstore and bought some Ambrose Bierce short stories, came home depressed.
Sep 9th, 2012 05:18 PM
Did you try to be happy?
Sep 9th, 2012 05:37 PM
Sep 9th, 2012 06:09 PM
Was it the lack of mushrooms?
Sep 9th, 2012 06:16 PM
I don't think that they do mushrooms for anyone anymore, I think that died out 20 years ago. For the general public, anyway. There are all these rumors where you can get pizza with "special herbs" and "fun mushrooms" and all that, but I think it's just basil and regular mushrooms. I've never gotten anything off their pizzas. Maybe they do something for Dave Chappelle when he stops in, I don't know. I never saw him around, although I think his wife (?) might have come to my show.
Some website says you can tell your server to meet you out back by the dumpster for "shrooms" but I think they're full of shit.
Sep 9th, 2012 07:47 PM
Next up in hilarious miscommunication potential: Spastic is just a funny word in America, rather that being vastly offensive as it is in the UK!
That's got to have had even better results than 'fag' and 'fanny'.
Sep 9th, 2012 07:51 PM
Sep 10th, 2012 11:01 AM
HEY PUB! I just found out that googling Emma Watson will most likely get you computer aids. :(
The news said that she is the most dangerous celebrity to google. :eek
Sep 10th, 2012 02:02 PM
idiot you can't get aids from googling
unless you have an open cut in your mouth, that is
Sep 10th, 2012 03:08 PM
Sep 10th, 2012 03:17 PM
god I remember some Mexican woman named Aida going apeshit because someone typoed her name as Sida in the system at the hospital where I worked :havedarkvareexplainit
Sep 10th, 2012 06:22 PM
Sep 10th, 2012 07:21 PM
Have I told you guys lately how much I hate you?
Sep 10th, 2012 07:22 PM
sida sings the blues
Sep 10th, 2012 07:22 PM
Sep 11th, 2012 11:16 AM
baby carrots are my dog's favorite treatz.
Sep 11th, 2012 11:47 AM
Hahaha same here. Mine likes hers dipped in Hummus.
Sep 11th, 2012 12:51 PM
I'll be really sad when Charo dies.
Sep 11th, 2012 01:58 PM
I'm sure I mentioned it, but my wife bought me tickets to see Bow Wow Wow for my birthday. I'm the greatest of all time!