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Tadao Oct 18th, 2012 01:15 AM

You have regrets? How surprising!

Dimnos Oct 18th, 2012 02:36 AM

Canning a pharmacy tech for pushing meds? That's just not American! > :

Zomboid Oct 18th, 2012 03:04 AM

Whenever I feel upset, I come here, read some posts from someone like Babs, and feel better. Life's really not that bad!

Edit: For me. Life's not that bad for me. It sounds shitty for a few of you (Babs).

Kitsa Oct 18th, 2012 08:49 AM

i thought babs was a phlebotomist?

Babs Oct 18th, 2012 10:13 AM

I'm certified in both actually, and no, I'm not making that up. I worked at labcorp for awhile which wasn't bad at all except it was heart breaking doing sticks to the older patients because they were inaudible and would grunt in fear but I guess you would too if some one like babs, a piece of shit, was taking your blood as well.

Aaarg Oct 18th, 2012 10:18 AM

i think it all depends on where he's taking my blood, really.

Fathom Zero Oct 18th, 2012 01:03 PM

yr dck

zeldasbiggestfan Oct 18th, 2012 01:52 PM

At least babs isn't zbf, right guys?

Tadao Oct 18th, 2012 02:06 PM

who cares

Babs Oct 18th, 2012 02:22 PM

I thought it was atleast I'm not womti.

Tadao Oct 18th, 2012 02:27 PM

THIS IS RAPE VIA MUSIC


Babs Oct 18th, 2012 02:31 PM

Now make it into dubstep.

Tadao Oct 18th, 2012 02:34 PM

Babs, have you tried Bath Salt or Heroin? I think it's an option for you.

Babs Oct 18th, 2012 08:32 PM

have you ever tried starving?


Dimnos Oct 18th, 2012 09:03 PM

I always took Babs to be the kind of guy who took turns between huffing paint and gas.

Babs Oct 19th, 2012 12:39 AM

Nah just to much television

Zomboid Oct 19th, 2012 01:33 AM

This is from a few weeks ago. This girl was sitting on the curb outside the bar on the busiest street in the city, and I drunkenly thought it'd be funny to do muscle man poses behind her. This is when she discovered me. She was totally game for it, though, which was weird.

TheNunEater Oct 19th, 2012 04:32 AM

So did you get lucky. Though I'm not to sure getting with a random drunk curb woman would be considered lucky. It might however be considered a lounging STD in a red dress.

Zomboid Oct 19th, 2012 05:24 AM

Uh, no. I'm often really stupid when it comes to safe sex, but that would've been spitting in the face of fate...or something.

Babs Oct 19th, 2012 11:57 AM

Looks like meg white.

TheNunEater Oct 20th, 2012 01:17 AM

Though I don't know why feel the need, I have to know what's on your shirt. Again, I have no fucking clue why I care, maybe because of my love for t-shirts.

Zomboid Oct 20th, 2012 02:26 AM


Fathom Zero Oct 20th, 2012 02:45 AM

I've added Do Gaeshi to my repertoire.

Shrubfest Oct 20th, 2012 09:06 AM

My provisional drivers licence arrived today. Now I have to learn to drive.

TheNunEater Oct 20th, 2012 08:48 PM

Holy shit dude, that is such a badass shirt. I thought it looked like a nes box cover, but I would have never guessed it to be a Game of Thrones refrence. I need that fucking shirt. I'm going to search amazon for it right now.


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