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executioneer Jun 15th, 2005 01:41 AM

praise brakes

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2005 01:42 AM

No more ghost. :)

executioneer Jun 15th, 2005 01:42 AM

i ate 3800 calories today :x

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2005 01:43 AM

Is that alot?

executioneer Jun 15th, 2005 01:55 AM

kind of

executioneer Jun 15th, 2005 01:57 AM

if i was ACTIVE it would probably be ok, but i don't get enough physical activity :( i think the most i should be having is like 3100

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2005 01:58 AM

What did you eat? :eek

executioneer Jun 15th, 2005 02:03 AM

a bagel and some cream cheese
two (or maybe one i dont remember :x) cans of mountain dew
a 'whopper' with cheese and fries and a doctor pepper
a piece of apple pie :x
a 'baby ruth'
fifteen chicken nuggets with ketchup

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2005 02:10 AM

That's not very much. :(

executioneer Jun 15th, 2005 02:13 AM

well tell the USDA that :x

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2005 02:15 AM

I would, but I'm on a crazy fad diet myself. :(

GADZOOKS Jun 15th, 2005 04:19 AM

What are you motherfuckers talking about?

HickMan Jun 15th, 2005 12:43 PM

Why don't you just excersize?

executioneer Jun 15th, 2005 01:36 PM

i do exercise SOME but i just cant get motivated most of the time >: every time i try a new workout idea it ends up backfiring on me

MetalMilitia Jun 15th, 2005 03:53 PM

I heard that in some extreme cases exercise can give you AIDS.

executioneer Jun 15th, 2005 04:56 PM

nuh uh

Emu Jun 15th, 2005 06:45 PM

aids is overdone :(

Marc Summers Jun 15th, 2005 06:48 PM

It depends on the type exercise, and the person you exercise with.
For example: If you are doing 20 push-ups by yourself, NO AIDS
If you are doing 20 push-ups while some guy named Franz tries to rape you, AIDS IS MOST DEFINITELY A POSSIBILITY :x

So in short, yea huh

I hope that cleared things up

MetalMilitia Jun 15th, 2005 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
aids is overdone :(

mabey "I heard that in some extreme cases exercise can give you SARS" :/

executioneer Jun 15th, 2005 07:19 PM

what about meningitis or spina bifida geez try something less topical you guys >:

Rongi Jun 15th, 2005 07:33 PM

i think the name of the thread should be "TOPICAL MICHAEL JACKSON JOKES" to keep up with the times

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2005 10:16 PM

I think this thread should be called "NO JOKES ALLOWED!" >:

MetalMilitia Jun 15th, 2005 10:23 PM

But i have a good one.

What do you call a deer only one eye???????




no idea! lol

















>:

Matt Harty Jun 15th, 2005 10:24 PM

hey guys its summer please go outside or get a job!

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2005 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
hey guys its summer please go outside or get a job!

Here in the future it is winter, but not Christmas. >:


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