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executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547057)
I remember a book, but I don't remember my childhood, so I dunno.

whoa

http://www.amazon.com/Charlie-Loneso...727123&sr=8-11


Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 547000)
let's let pub catch up guys

LET'S KEEP PUB BUSY SO THE ASSASSIN CAN SNEAK UP AN KILL HIM


I HATE THAT GUY

ElPila666 Apr 9th, 2008 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547053)
If i had never been on this message board I would have had an awesome life & everything would've been great.

Liar >:

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547001)
I'd write some but how do you stimulate a skin bridge?

Damn, & I wanted to be the one to bring that up.

GADZOOKS Apr 9th, 2008 03:47 AM

I'm going to jump out.

Later

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 03:47 AM

Quote:

LET'S KEEP PUB BUSY SO THE ASSASSIN CAN SNEAK UP AN KILL HIM


I HATE THAT GUY
L
O
Fucking
L

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547002)
God help me Seth, I'm curious to know what a skin bridge is.

don't google it unless you have lots of people nearby to casually walk past & see you looking

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 03:48 AM

In that above post where Pub says "PICTURES", I mistook the text color for a link and my heart sank when I realized that there was a time years ago when it was just likely enough that between pub caring to look at my webcam and my forgetting that I regularly had a webcam turned on, things could have been rather awkward.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547003)
with a tiny fiddle bow

:lol :king

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 03:49 AM

hahah

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547013)
oh man there is a part of me that WANTS people to act on dislike so that i am forced to action

That's because you think you have a chance of winning. :(

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 547014)
you dudes are goin too fast :<

THAT'S WHAT SHE SHOTGUN BLAST

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 03:50 AM

I like to think that I'm pretty nice to Pub. If you ask if it's because I enjoy him as a person who has his moments of greatness, or because of my infinite patience, or because I really need the personal interaction, or whatever else, then you're missing the point.

I don't think I have a choice.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547071)
That's because you think you have a chance of winning. :(

that and i have a sneaking suspicion that i have a nasty adrenalin addiction from years of having a car that was entirely too fast to be allowed

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 547023)
TERRIBLE PERSON

BAM!

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 03:53 AM

I'll say that normally I want nothing more than to be liked by people that I respect, but applying that to this case is certain to get me ridiculed. Fuck it, it's sure to be obvious in any case.
And I'm listening to Tangled Up In Blue, and I fucking blame you guys.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547027)
Asila, this is technically my 9th year on this message board and I still don't have the faith in anyone here to digitalize my unique and artistic approach to having an anatomical abnormality that has so far been witnessed by a direly small number of privileged individuals.

Anyways.



I wanted to include a picture of some obnoxious female comic that people would recognize, but I could only think of one and to use her would require that I say something totally superfluous about stereotypes of black men who have large penises.

This invites 7F to say something along the lines of "that's not a stereotype, I know it's true", and then he'd put in a good amount of blank space under that sentence and follow it with "as someone who is half-white, that is." followed with an emoticon expressing dismay.

Seth should write the characterization for everyone here.

THEN I COULD GET SOME DAMN SLEEP

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by asila
I'll say that normally I want nothing more than to be liked by people that I respect, but applying that to this case is certain to get me ridiculed. Fuck it, it's sure to be obvious in any case.
And I'm listening to Tangled Up In Blue, and I fucking blame you guys.

you should listen to this instead, winking frowny emoticon

http://executioneer.muxtape.com/

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 547028)
Hugo: [Roger accidentally shoots Mike in the leg] No! Fuck Rog! It has to look like suicide! It has to look like fucking suicide Roger! Fuck!
Roger Rodriguez: I did what you said! Now we do it up close!
Hugo: No! The cops will know someone else fired the first bullet! Fuck Rog! You fucking herbed us! You fucking herbed us! Where's the scarf? Where's the fucking scarf!
Roger Rodriguez: I lost it.
Hugo: When the cop comes I'm gonna tell them you shot him in self defense.
Roger Rodriguez: If he wakes up he's going to tell on me!
Hugo: Sorry bro, Desi's dead.
[Shoots Roger]

Is that a Fartin Script?

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 547038)
LIQUIDSTATIK :rolleyes

DUDE, YOU WOULDN'T BE SO NICE TO HIM IF YOU KNEW SOME OF THE THINGS HE GETS UP TO. :x

liquidstatik Apr 9th, 2008 03:58 AM

W/E, SELENA ;)

Sethomas Apr 9th, 2008 03:58 AM

Pub, do you know what a shotgun is, beyond just a gun that has been shot?

I genuinely wonder. Since Europe doesn't have the 2nd Amendment, ratified in the Bill of Rights after being co-authored by Jesus Christ, I always get the impression that none of our hilljack gun talk means anything to you.

I mean, honestly, the most common word for "gun" I've seen in French is just their cognate for "revolver". Most guns do not have revolving parts, let alone the ones for which a revolver as known in English gets its name.

In England, since gunmanship is a matter antithetical to chivalry but has to have some metaphysical link to it regardless, I can only really imagine heated, monocle-steaming discussions over the proper way to store one's museum-quality pepperboxes or matchlock blunderbusses.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547046)
I'LL SHOW AN EMBARRASING BODY ANOMALY

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...r/gorsmole.jpg

I have one of those on my face.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 03:59 AM

i have two of them on my face

what the fuck, irish ancestry, you're supposed to give me FRECKLES >:

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547050)
TITS OR GTFO.
Wait, who the fuck is Terra?

Girls on the internet. :rolleyes

Always a dude, like it makes a difference if they refuse to pay for your flight.


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