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MattJack Jan 29th, 2010 09:11 AM

Yeahhhh mannnnn.

The point of the thread is to share unusual/awesome/embarrassing/awkward/Rippley's Believe It or Not stories.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 29th, 2010 10:24 AM

With my ex fiance so around...2003'ish.

Missionary but I put my head down into the bed while on top. A few minutes later I arced back up and she burst out laughing....which wasn't what I was expecting. She tried turning away for a few minutes but then I finally asked her what her deal was.

She informed me the condom wrapper got stuck to my forehead.

Pentegarn Jan 29th, 2010 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darryl (Post 670174)
I've been with the same girl for 3 years and sex has never gotten 'boring'.
I don't understand how sex can get SO boring that you decide to pee on each other or whatever.

I think calling it boring is the excuse for the pursuit of the ideas from your depraved mind. Don't call sex boring so you can have a midget gangbang. Just admit you want a midget gangbang for the sake of it.

I think life would be better if we all admitted that deep down we just want a midget gangbang

MattJack Feb 1st, 2010 02:54 AM

does a midget gang bang equal a threesome?

Pentegarn Feb 1st, 2010 08:40 AM

Depends on how many midgets you use

bigtimecow Feb 1st, 2010 06:04 PM

am i the only dude on here who is a fan of hardcore cuddling?

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Tadao Feb 1st, 2010 06:30 PM

I used to like it, but now it bothers my back if I stay in the same position.

Shrubfest Feb 1st, 2010 06:35 PM

Tadao, do you creak whilst humping?

Tadao Feb 1st, 2010 06:53 PM

I moan a lot, girls think I'm enjoying myself :(

Terra Feb 2nd, 2010 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 670546)
I moan a lot, girls think I'm enjoying myself :(


Or maybe you're embracing the horror.

Tadao Feb 2nd, 2010 02:40 AM

in all reality my back doesn't get mad until the next day, good thing my girl likes to ride me like I'm a sex toy. Also, yet another girl who says I have a magic cock. I'm going to have to start believing it.

Supafly345 Feb 2nd, 2010 02:48 AM

When I first started out I used to talk in a normal fashion during sex. I'd say stuff like "omg that feels really good!" and other stuff that would sound normal if I were in a moan tone, but just sounded like I was autistic in my conversation voice. LUCKLY I was really young and the girls were usually pretty inexperienced as well, so I got no complaints until years later and it would be a fun thing to laugh about. Or laugh at me about.

Tadao Feb 2nd, 2010 02:51 AM

I usually say "slowdowni'mgonnacum"

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 2nd, 2010 09:27 AM

Told new GF about the airhorn and she got a laugh out of it. I want to drop a net or something next time.

bigtimecow Feb 2nd, 2010 11:08 AM

learned last night that my girl person used to have sex at the playground at her school, like a lot

hmmmmm

Terra Feb 2nd, 2010 12:01 PM

I hope they wiped down the monkey bars.

Supafly345 Feb 2nd, 2010 07:18 PM

That sounds dangerous.

Sam Feb 3rd, 2010 12:32 AM

call me so, so i can make it juicy for ya

bigtimecow Feb 6th, 2010 02:53 AM

true bedroom story

my girl person almost ripped my head off with her tongue filling my mouth so damn hard

executioneer Feb 6th, 2010 02:58 AM

i dont believe it

bigtimecow Feb 6th, 2010 03:09 AM

dude its true i swear

Sam Feb 6th, 2010 03:34 AM

was it like that movie Species?

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 6th, 2010 08:59 AM

I had to break out the one's and two's the other day. :(

bigtimecow Feb 7th, 2010 12:42 AM

like pauly d? or do i just not get it :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 7th, 2010 09:24 AM

Like pauly d. :( to get her off.


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